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Brody Armstrong

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[02 Sep 2003|03:20pm]
[ mood | crazy ]

OOOOOOOOOH WEDDING DRESS!!!!!!

http://store4.yimg.com/I/metrofashion-formal_1751_1543091

1 danced in undies. Chill with Broday?.

[01 Sep 2003|05:16am]
[ mood | confused ]
[ music | Forfit-A way for a will ]

mmm. irony. kelly osbourne calling me a fake..fucking great. she can go suck berts dick. oh thats right! he didnt want that bitch! shes a trend whore...i wont join in on the name calling but she can suck my toes...god she sucks...SHUT UP IM SICK OF ALL THE NOISE...fuck yeah kelly shut the fuck up! no one likes your singing...i think you got syphlyss from Bert you dick sucking whore...

Go shit a brick...

Chill with Broday?.

[30 Aug 2003|12:45am]
[ mood | creative ]
[ music | Yellowcard-Breathing ]

Where Will You Have Sex? by natterz_
Name
DateJanuary 20, 2037
Number Of Times574
PlaceON the coffee table
PersonBrody Armstrong
Created with quill18's MemeGen!


sex with myself...how fun!!!!

1 danced in undies. Chill with Broday?.

[30 Aug 2003|12:27am]
[ mood | loved ]
[ music | The Crow With Davey. ]

Tonight was the most beautiful night i've ever had in my life. Davey and i went to the park and threw hard candy at kids and we sat on the swings. then we ran home because of the birds and had...f...u...n...*smiles evily* then we turned on the crow and Davey held me. *squeels* it was cute...he said my nickname is beautiful...i havent felt this special in a while...i hope this feeling lasts forever.

Chill with Broday?.

[29 Aug 2003|08:26pm]
[ mood | high ]
[ music | Green Day-Minority ]

Davey is cool. I am his quote "evil goth queen". bwahahah?. I saw Tim, hes doing better and thats good. Um um..Benjis cool..Chrissy owns...Joel is gone and makes me angry! i MISS HIM!..Um um um...AH I FORGOT PEOPLE...BRITTY POO PIE IS COOL TOO...DAVEY YOU ARE MY JELLY BEAN QUEEN errrrr KING!

Chill with Broday?.

[27 Aug 2003|07:41pm]
[ mood | creative ]
[ music | Rancid-Memphis ]

Hey! Im back! *dances* [damn funerals and school and shit] I miss everyone! *eyes water* please come and hug me...I've been lonely...*turns on donnas and sings* *thrust* TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF DAVEY BABY FOR MEEE EEE!!! *stops* ahem. *eats gummy bears* *leaves a trail hoping to lead people to her*

2 danced in undies. Chill with Broday?.

[20 Aug 2003|05:17pm]
[ mood | dorky ]
[ music | moo. ]

I MISS MY CHRISSY!sorry guys Im away in IOWA thinking some things out but ill be back soon. ummmm......i took many many planes and feel alseep and drool came out *smiles* ummmm. i want some goldfish errrr. I miss everyone..yet no one reads this journal..it is so sad. *frowns* ummmmm.....yeah eerrrr..if you love me and want to fuck meshow me some love leave a comment to make me feel loved because...IM IN IOWA


I MISS NOT SMELLING COWS
Brody.

5 danced in undies. Chill with Broday?.

[18 Aug 2003|01:18am]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | 50 Cent-Pimp ]

Chrissys entry thingy

*crawls over to computer and wipes eyes* Fuck you Joel. I..ugh.
He had SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE...SECOND TIME.

Shame on you if you fooled me once. Shame on me if you fooled me twice.

I can't think. We have a kid together. Does that not mean anything?!
I can't take it. We're engaged *stares at engagement ring laying on table* Guess that doesn't mean anything either....
This is just bringing me into the past. Head hurts. I need to sleep.
*runs over to bed, putting headphones on, crying, stuffing face in pillow*





Oh god. I can't believe Joel would do that. *gasp* having sex...is just not good. There are sooo many diseases out there Joel. AIDS, Krabs, WARTS, Sphyliss *giggles at chrissy*...to change the subject...once i had a dream that me and chrissy were playing with a bag of sphyliss with an evil fish..*giggles* i dropped it on the fish and it got...okay i cant spell this....S...P...H...fuck it...siffleluss...it was no longer a sexually active evil fish. *laughs* but yeah stupid chrissy threw the bag at me..it felt like jelly...ew....OOH CHRISSY AND I WENT CAMPING!!!!! and we went on the beach and found GREEN FISH EGGS! we squeshed them between our toes...EWWW! *runs away to wash feet* Um...then we brushed our teeth on a log because these stupid ass preps took up the mirrors and sprayed stinky perfume everywhere...smelled like green poo. ICK! dude that was sick...um...im gonna go eat some jelly beans...oh and joel no more KITTY RAWR RAWR for you until you learn how to control your *coughs* magicstick *giggles*

Lick a stick eat some eggs

Brody.

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[14 Aug 2003|08:58pm]
[ mood | drunk ]
[ music | Tatu-Not gonna get us *singing with chrissy* ]

*sits in chair and puts hands on face and rubs eyes* um brit lost her baby. yeah. fucking sucks. but yeah. um...I became a rapper today yo? Chrissy chrissy chrissy shes soo soo sessy i wanna fuck her all night long but she dont like me cause i got no dong...yo fo sho homieo. yep...brody is a dork...she knows that. Chrissy and I got fucked up. We were so drunk it was funny. Went to a club called *bongdong*. Hmmm. Odd. Yeah. It was fun we made up tabloit things.

CHRISSY AND BRODY GO TO CLUB
CHRISSY AND BRODY LESBOS
CHRISSY LEAVES JOEL FOR BRODY


Yeah just a few funny thingys. Damn Chrissy and I can keep our alcohol. But its all good cause shes sexy. *tips over in chair* whoops! *giggles* Damn. Maybe not! Im a little tipsy. *giggles again* Um okay im gonna go eat some jello with little ittty bitty gummy bears in it. mmm. nummy bummy.

Brody.

1 danced in undies. Chill with Broday?.

[10 Aug 2003|07:31pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]
[ music | Adema-Drowning ]

What's your name? Brody Armstrong
How old are you? 23
When's your birthday? December 13, 1979
Where are you from? Austrailia whoo mate?!
Where were you born? Next to a kangaroo?!
What color are your eyes? hazel
What color is your hair? dark brown
What color is your pubic hair? You dont want to know. *laughs*
Do you have a hairy ass? HMMM. I dont really look at my ass. *runs to bathroom to look*
Do you shave "down there"? Hmmm...YES?
What about your armpits? Mhmm.
legs? NEVER! I LET THEM GET FURRY! *laughs* no I shave em.
Are you allergic to anything? Um..not to my knowledge?!?!
What's your favorite number? 666
What's your least favorite number? 2
What's your favorite color? Yellow. Because it is...the color of the schoool bus.
What's your least favorite color? Puke green. Puking is icky.
What color are your nails? Black and yellow. They look like little bumble bees. *sings bumble bee tuna song*
Natural Hair Color: Brown.
Nationality: Austrailian
Skin color: White. Mhmm. YO?
Your Zodiac sign: Saggitarius...the goat thing?
Shoe size: Big enough to kick your ass.
waist size(inches): IM FAT! *runs away to eat twinkies*
Glasses?: Only when Im feeling like a dork.
Braces?: Nuh uh.
Fillings?: Candy is fun *smiles*
Crowns?: OW! NO!
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF...
sea monkeys? They dont look like monkeys *frowns*
sex monkeys? They visit me when Im horny!
super-models? THEY SCARE ME! *runs away*
mushrooms? I do it for the drugs baby! *laughs*
Newbury Comics? I collect comics *smiles and has clogged up nose laugh*
Drugs? All the time. Mental Drugs.
The Pink Panther? Wow. Hes so hot!
Scooby Doo? He gave me his scooby snacks.
The Snorks? Like snorkles?
Porn? I LOVE PORN. MMM. Sexy gay men.
Barney? PURPLE TEDDY BEAR!
Britney Spears? She's curazyyyy!
music? My life, my soul, my passion.
This survey? FUN!
your best friend? I DONT HAVE FRIENDS!
Body Piercing: Mhmm. Piercings are fun!
Hard Rock: Ew! NO i like Bryan Adams! *laughs* naw Hard rock owns.
Toe Rings: WOW THEY HAVE THOSE!?!? *runs out to buy some*
Dyed Hair: It's fun. I do it too much. Heh.
Messenger Bags: Like the mailman carries?! *gasp*
Capri's: I can make those!
Hemp Jewelry: hehehhehe *giggles* hemp looks like hump.
Hawaiian Print: heh. it looks funnny!
Fake Fur: Divine baby purely divine!
Platforms: One time I wore them and I...tipped over.
Candy Raver Gear: I LIKE CANDY! AND RAVES! GEAR?!? EW!
Bell Bottoms: I hate hippies.
Flares: Aren't they the same as bell bottoms?!?
Rap: Yo? Hommiee?!
High-Waters: Hehehhee. All the time baby!
Tight clothing: Mmmm. Fun!
80's style: I LOVE IT!!!
Dreads: WHOO!?
Tattoo band-aids: WOW! I WANT ONE!
Tattoo's: mmm. fun.
Pop Music: DIRRTY POP!??
Painted Nails (males): *drools*
REAL LIFE SITUATIONS
You just found out that your "true love" cheated on you. what do you do? FUCK HIM UP!
Oh no... someone just left a bag behind in the store you work at. What
do you do now? Eat it!
Your at the beach at night, and you see a couple "going at it". what do you do? JOIN IN! ORGY!!!!
While shopping in a store you see a little snotty nose child steal a pretty pricey toy. Do you say anything to the parent? Or to a sales person? Nah. Little kids are funny.
HAVE YOU EVER...
Had sex? NO! *cries*
Done 69? NO!
Been harassed? YES!
Did it bother you? NOPE!
Been beat up? no?
Broken a law? ....noooo...*smiles laughing*
Fell into a toilet? All the time! I like to swim!
Broken a nail? OH MY GAWD! LIKE ALL THE LIKE TIME!
been engaged? mmm. yeah.
been married? yeah
gotten pregnant? no
had a kid? no
gotten divorced? yes
ran away? No i just...yeah i ran away.
been fired? Nah. I dont work.
mutilated yourself? yeah.
been depressed? Yeah.
tried to kill yourself? lets not go there.
sat on a tack? ...no?
played pin the tail on the donkey? yes
kissed and told? Never been kissed!!!
spread a rumor? Nah i dont do that shit.
been jealous? fuck yeah.
of who, and why? um. you and because your cool.
been in an orgy? Orgy! WHOO!
met a famous person? Yeah one time I met big bird. *nods*
gotten in an accident? Yeah.
killed someone? ALL THE TIME!!! BWAHAHA!
been raped? NO!? I WANT TO BE RAPED!
been hurt? Many times.
IN THE LAST 24 HOURS, HAVE YOU...
gotten drunk? Nah.
had a shower? *sniffs armpits* nope.
gone to work? No.
gone shopping? NO?
got a haircut? No
had sex? No

Chill with Broday?.

[04 Aug 2003|08:21pm]
[ mood | curious ]
[ music | 50 Cent-Pimp ]

Hey um. i un-died. So what is up? HIT ME UP YO! IM LISTENING TO FIDDY! WHOOSH FUCK YEAH! ummm...sorry spasms. Um...god. I havent talked to anyone in forever. Everyone should remember me and fuck love me. *nods* um...okay...im gonna go chew on a teddy bear. *runs away with her purple teddy bear*


^. _ .^ Kitty Rawr Rawr.

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[28 Jul 2003|04:43pm]
[[hey im on vacation ill be back on Sat.]]
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[22 Jul 2003|10:21pm]
[ mood | curious ]
[ music | Bed Destroyers-Dang ]

I STOLE THIS *runs away ashamed*

I ____ Brody.
Brody is ____.
Brody needs to ____.
I want to ________ Chrissy.
If I have seen her pictures, I think Brody is ________.
In one word, I would describe Brody as ________.
I can see Brody being (a) ________ someday.
If I were alone in a room with Brody, I would ________.
Someday Brody will ________.
Brody reminds me of ________.
Without Brody, my life would be ________.
Brody can be ________.
________ is how I describe meeting Brody.
Worst thing about Brody is ________.
Best thing about Brody is ________
One thing I would change about Brody is her ________.
Brody needs ________.
I am ________with Brody.

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[18 Jul 2003|03:01am]
[ mood | nauseated ]
[ music | Bed Destroyers "Dead Girl" ]

EEP! *is ashamed* I like a guy...I think. Hes got tattoos and piercings he likes minor threat he likes social distortion. *shakes head* i dont like this feeling. It feels like TOO MUCH BACARDI!!! is there such a thing. yes. yes there is. Joel *kitty rawr rawr* I MADE A VIDEO FOR YOU! *hands over tape* my brody kittie film. *winks* KITTY RAWR RAWR! *winks again* thats me *winks spasmilly* GOD I SHOULD GET THIS *wink* WINKING CHECKED OUT *wink*. ITS INSANE! *wink* *shoots self in winking gland* *doesnt wink* OH YEAH. *doesnt wink AGAIN* Alright. But um. Yeah. This guy is coool. And my friend loves him. I dont want to hurt her. its not you joel I love you like a bulimic girl loves the toilet. but not like that. *winks* OH NO! <-I WINKED. *dies* okay. this update. is fucked. later.









NOSY ARENT YOU!?









STOP STALKING ME! *runs away*


Brody.

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[10 Jul 2003|09:13pm]
[ mood | weird ]
[ music | Good Charlotte-Bloody Valentine ]

Benji and Willa are better again. Yey. *twirls finger around* I'm really happy for you guys. *sings britney spears "lucky"* *smiles* yeah. Um. So how is everyone? Im okay. I think. I miss my sexy kittyness. *rawr?* *watches finding emo* ENO NENO NENO. oh okay. im odd. *eats hoe hoe hoho* *says with mouth full* maybe this life is like a screen name!!!! MAYBE *spits out hoho* WE ARE ALL ONES AND ZEROS!!!! *looks at hoho on floor* aw. poor hoho. *sniffles and sobs* I MISS YOU HOHO! OMG! *cries* *picks up hoho* I WILL SAVE YOU *runs hoho to hospital* SAVE IT PLEASE! *shakes doctor* OH MY GOD! IT DIED! *screams* NO!!!! *cries* WHY WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD HOHOS?!?!!? AHHHHHH! *dies of sadness from the loss of her bloody valentine dead hoe hoho

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[09 Jul 2003|08:11pm]
[ mood | crappy ]
[ music | Bed Destroyers-Chocolate Kisses ]

I feel so bad. Arg. I cant tell why. But I do. Man. I think I should have gone for it. But I didn't. God. Whatever. I dont care. Im so sexcited excited for chrissy. her and joel are so beautiful. *sniffles* i get no guys. argers. fuck that. *dances to techno again* PUCCCKKKKERR UP YOU SEXY MOTHERFUCKER! *comes out in raver outfit* oh yeah *winks* later. homies.

BRODY FO FODY

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[05 Jul 2003|08:56pm]
[ mood | distressed ]

Chrissy got in a car accident *sniffles as the eyeliner/mascara runs down her face* Shes unconcious. I dont know what I'll do without her. Shes my best friend. *holds Chrissys hand* ill stay here as long as I can. I dont want to let her go. Ever. *sniffles* *whipes mascara running off her cheek* *kisses Chrissys cheek* please dont go. wake up. please. *puts her face on the side of the bed and sobs* everything is going on. It makes me sick. Sarah had triplets *sniffle* i couldnt be prouder *smiles for a second then goes back to Chrissy* god. *lays her head back on the side of the bed and dazes off*

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[29 Jun 2003|11:54am]
[ mood | giggly ]
[ music | me singing something or another... ]

CHRISSY HERE IS YOUR SEXY NEW PORNO OUTFIT. I GAVE YOU A LITTLE OF MY STYLE *winks*

http://www.hellosexygirl.com/cgi-bin/catstore.cgi?user_action=detail&catalogno=17-800

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[29 Jun 2003|11:29am]
[ mood | horny ]
[ music | The Ataris-Boys Of Summer ]

Heh. Im such a dork. Today. Joel was watching Eminem videos, and I was well. making fun of the bimbos in there. I ran into Chrissys room and stole a purdie purdie. porno outfit.

http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/application/prodDisplay/?namespace=productDisplay&origin=onlineProductDisplay.jsp&event=display&prnbr=JP-158564&rfnbr=408&cgnbr=OSSLPBABSXY&page=4&cgname=OSSLPBABSXY&fp_redirected=1

^^^^Its right there. Heh.

Chrissy you dirrty dirrty girlie. why would you keep that in your room?!?!? BAD CURSY!
Brody is a horny BAD girl too. *nods*
Okay. Well I'll talk to everyone later.

*~BRODY~*

1 danced in undies. Chill with Broday?.

[28 Jun 2003|08:32pm]
[ mood | weird ]
[ music | Simple Plan-I'd do anything ]

Another day is going by
I'm thinking about you all the time
But you're out there
And I'm here waiting

I'd do anything
Just to hold you in my arms
To try to make you laugh
Cuz somehow I can't put you in the past
I'd do anything
Just to fall asleep with you
Will you remember me?
Cuz I know
I won't forget you


I close my eyes
And all I see is you

I close my eyes
I try to sleep
I can't forget you
Nanana (....)
And I'd do anything for you
Nanana (....)


I know i didnt put the whole song. but these are the verses that mean the most to me right now.

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