||Kidney Thieves - Crazy
[ x ]So the past couple of days ive been on some major speed. Well not really, but it was crazy. Yesterday I went on a date with Katie, and it was fantastical. Like magic almost, but not magical. We went to Bloomingdales so we could get "cultured". We learned that you can not make marshmallows with skewers and a pot. Then she took me to the AMAZING PLACE and it was circular and there were beds. And one day I am going to find out if they wake you up to kick you out for falling asleep on one of the beds. If they notice even. And then we went to the furniture section and it was amazing. They had these funky ass chairs, and i may have broken the one with a massaging thing. And it was really funny, cause it was bouncing, but it felt good on my back. I GIVE THE CHAIR A 10!! Out of 10 of course. Then we looked at art, and we went to the good people section of Victorias Secret, and I imagioned which I would wear for Sam. -cough cough- And then we went to and art place, and we were being "elegant" cause you have to be fancy in fancy stores. And we went to Aldo, and i got this headband thingy that i really shouldnt have wasted my money on, but it was on sale. Even if it was crappy. It was on sale. So we went to like.. 13724 other stores and got real cultured. But then was the REAL treat of the night. THE TACO!! We got some soft taco supremes, and they were tastey. But then I got a pretzle and a cookie too. And Im so proud of us, we didnt even steal anything this time. Probably cause I made her waste time getting cultured. We saw Little Ryan and Matt too. They were sexy. Well Matt was at least. I was real dangerous. Jumping of the escalators. Its DANGEROUS!! Yes. We watched the sunset together, and I rolled around in a parking space for a few, cause it was comfortable.
When we were walking back to her house, it was creepy, cause it was real dark and im afraid of gutters too cause im such a dork like that. But anyway.. were walking down Osbourne, and I hear Weezer playing, and so I was like "lets follow the music" cause I figured it'd just be at the end of the street. So I eventually persuade her into going, and it wasnt at the end of the street. She suggested it was at the Donnelys, but I thought it was Jasons. So we follow it some more, and we get to North Hills. Its still playing. So now were about 5 blocks from where we first heard the music. 5 fucking blocks!! So we follow it to the middle of the 6th block, and we're standing there. Theres no street lights, so its getting kinda creepy, so we decided to stop following it. So it HAD to have been at least 7 1/2 blocks, and maybe as much as 8 1/2. Shit man. We walked back and jesus. An 8 block loud party. I think ill have me one of those.
[ x ]After I was out with Kate, my mom told me Sam had come to see if I was home earlier. I wasnt obviously, so that pissed me off. But I went over to his place when he got home, and we hung out outside for a little bit. He left this morning, but he said he'd probably be coming back again tomorrow, so that makes me happy. Yay!!
[ x ]Well im bored, so if people want to do stuff, im free x762584. Except from 7:00am to 12:30. I mean ill go somewhere at 4am if you really wanna. No seriously though. I dont care and neither does my mom really. And dads just at work and my moms not a snitch, so im good.
[ x ]Finally, we're all going camping. I dont care what you say, youre coming. We're either going to Alvethorpe, cause they only make you pay 1 dollar per camping site. Only problem with that could be chaperoning. Which I might get my mom to agree to, so then we could all have sex, cause shes down with the kids. But then theres Baderwood, which is free, and you dont need Chaperones. But what if police were to show up? That would be bad... Quite bad indeed..
((<3 Sam.. !!))