:Survivor music, horns: :island chants:
1) Jennifer Lopez 2) Ben Affleck 3) Britney Spears 4) Johnny Depp
Day 35, Team Money
Britney " I can't stand this place my boobs hurt!" :papparazzi takes pictures!:
Jen " Psht wat a trick, that mama gonna have to go and i have to be in the end oo yea ooo yea"
Johnny " Ummm am i still here??" :looks at hand:
Ben " I am almost at the end, i shall win this money and rid of all these evil blacks! them and there pot.. ooo i shall win this, mu hahahahahahahahha!"
:host walks in:
Jen " Wth are u doin her papi, oo i haven't see u in a while, are u gowin to give me a present" :moves butt:
Host " Uhh ok :cough hoe: anyways i am here to tell u there is no reward challenge since there is no need to do one so uhh we are going to have go straight to the Immunity challenge, everyone on the move!"
Host " Today immunity challenge is to go through this obsticale course, first u have to climb this wall, then u have to get this kinfe cut a rope and swing to the other side of a boat, then there u have to climb down a wall, go under a bunch of nets and finally grab a torch and light ur post or w/e it is called. So lets begin!"
The four celebrities go off and they start, ben soon has trouble climbing the wall but Johnny, Jen, and Britney don't, they soon start cutting the rope, Jen the first one to vut her, but she falls half way to the boat and has to start over, Johnny and Brit soon get there way to the other side of the boat, Brit and Jen then soon climg the wall and both of them fall half way to make it faster, they go under the nets but britney soons gets her hair stuck and stays there, johnny then reaches the end and lights his torch.
Host " Immunity winner agian is Johnny! u are part of the top 3 congrats."
Day 36, Team Money
Jen " Grrr that johnny should have gone but now britney must goo that bitch is gone, im the TRU DIVA, u got that papi!"
Ben " yes Jen the blonde shall go, that gringo"
Jen ' Who u callling gringo ur gringo too, so shut up ok papi"
Ben " yes mam.."
:in the ocean:
Brit " Johnny we have to make it a tie, we have to vote for Jen, she is too powerful, we have to tell Ben, but make it a tie! Ok u got it ! Shake on it, but shake on it with ur long sword."
Johnny " Ok then? "
:CENSORED, CENSORED, CENSORED:
Brit " Wow , here comes Ben Lets tell him, Ben were voting of jen today, u got it"
Ben " Do we have to , i already made a deal with her"
Brit " Well brake that deal, we can't have a tie or we have to do the whole rock thingy, u must vote for her or she shall win this game. Deal"
Ben " Deal"
Host " welcome final four, u havemade it this far but one person shall make the diffrence today, ben i Believe thats u, go on a vote who u think shall be voted off."
:brit gives ben a wink:
Host " i shall read the vote, and it seems to be a tie!"
Jen " HAHA STUPID ASS TRICK CAN'T U REALIZE IM FROM THE BRONX!"
Host " well since its a tie the 3 of u have to pull out of this bag and whoever gets the purple one is voted off."
Host brings out bag.
Host " Ben u go first, this will decide if ur in the top 3"
:ben gets a rock:
Host " congrats its gray, ur in the top 3, ok britney its now ur turn"
:brit take out a rock:
Host " Its purple, Jen ur in the top 3, brit im sry but the Tribe has Spoken, well kind of."
Brit " THAT U HOE! U A H-O-E, HOE I HATE U! TOO BAD I HAVE MORE MONEY ANYWAYS PSHT!"
Host " Well theres 3 of u left, we shall see who is the next to go, go back to the beach."
Purple Rock- Britney Spears
Britney " Damn that Jen, too bad im in the jury, u go Johnny i hope u make it in the bottom 3!"
(Speak To Monkey!)
Celevivor, Episode 9
:Survivor music, horns: :island chants:
1) Jennifer Lopez 2) Ben Affleck 3) Britney Spears 4) Micheal Jackson 5) Johnny Depp
Day 33 , Team Money
Jen " OO this is gowing all too good , i am a diva!"
Micheal " Omg My sister gone WA HOOOOOOOOOO WHOOOOOO! I need to win sumthing or my black ass is out of here!"
:far away in a cave:
Ben " I need to vote off that wanna be nigger next, NIGGA I TELL U ! he shall be vote off next I must speak to Jen i must!"
Jen " oo no there comes that wannbe actor omg turn away.... HEY BEN! Que pasa papi, how u dowin!"
Ben " No time to speak, the next immunity challenge we vote off White Chocalate! i must go farwell!"
Host " Welcome to the last Reward challenge, today u all have to do a crossword puzzle."
Brit " A wat? wat is that a new type of cilicon!" :wink:
Host " No not a new cilicon like the one of Ocean Drive in Miami Beach called Ci-Ya-CON , were its only 1000 for a breast plant!"
Brit " Oo then wat is it?"
Host " Well its like ahh forget why dont we just do another find 10 diffrent coins!"
Johnny " Found them!"
Host " there we go Johnny won reward for the millionth time, back to the beach."
Johnny " Wats my reward?"
Host " Uhh this new stone i found, its a pet rock!"
Johnny " My new friend, i shall name u Fucker."
Day 34, Team Money
Micheal " I think i might be next britney, these people are just ignorant , ignorant! I think we should vote off johnny he is a big threat to us!"
Britney " i think so too, u kno micheal i haven't gotten a kiss in over 2 days..." :gets closer:
Micheal " Sister i don't go that way!" :grabs a picture of a boy named steven: " This boy is my tru lover!"
Host " Welcome back to the Immunity Challenge, now this is important cause this will say the final 4! Now today immunity challenge will involve the same thing as the first episode, all of u have to carry a torch and run around the beach lighting allt he other diffrent torcher representing past players who have been voted off! SO LETS BEGIN!"
All memeber start off, Soon Micheal and Johnny are in the lead, they are two infront of everyone, but Jen soon catches up, They are all tied cept for Ben and Britney who are 3 torches behind, soon Jens torch goes out! She is eliminated, and then Britney and Ben too, so now its only Micheal and Johnny, they are both tied and one more to go, they are both tied and soon they both light the last torch and its a tie!
Host " well theres only one thing to do , a sudden death there shall be a race from one side to the other!"
The two go into a race, and they are still tied, soon johnny falls behind, and micheal seeing that hes about to win break out into the moonwalk, but then he trips and Johnny finishes!.
Host "WINNER OF IMMUNITY IS JOHNNY!"
Johnny " Huh?"
Host " Well this is very important, Now lets get to the voting and see whose gonna be in the top 4."
:voting in process:
Host " Alright i shall tally the votes, well wat a suprise here, 2 votes for Jen and 3 Votes for Micheal. 12 person voted out of the Island is Micheal Jackson."
Micheal " WOOOOOOO!" :tear: " oh i can't cry my sin falling of omg stop crying."
1) Jennifer Lopez- Micheal Jackson
2) Ben Affleck- Micheal Jackson
3) Britney Spears- Jennifer Lopez
4) Micheal Jackson- Jennifer Lopez
5) Johnny Depp- Micheal Jackson