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[26 Aug 2003|09:09pm]
[ Damn Feelings | groggy ]

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Yah...I'm burnt because I'm a stupid idiot.

John came over and we watched Lord of the Rings...and he let me borrow the second one to watch, but I dont know when I will actually get around to it. The first one is 3 fucking hours long...but its good so, I'm willing to forgive.

I need randomness:

MysteriousRacerC: The best part of the Pokemon theme song is TOTALLY "You teach me and I'll teach you POOOOOKAAAAAYMAAAAHN!"
Blue Lune Girl: I thought it was AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
MysteriousRacerC: ... Dude. No.
Blue Lune Girl: ....oh
Blue Lune Girl: I've been singing it wrong then
MysteriousRacerC: I'll have you know that Travis and I have been singing (read: screaming) that in inappropriate situations for YEARS.
Blue Lune Girl: thats because your dumb
MysteriousRacerC: No, no. Make no mistake, ma'am, we're too cool for school.
Blue Lune Girl: ......sure, you keep on thinking that my dear one ^.^
MysteriousRacerC: *ahem* We did the Thriller dance on the haunted train ride.
Blue Lune Girl: Damn you guys are hot shit

Yah anyway. Alicia's birfday yesterday!! HAPPY BIRFDAY LURVE!! I should call her at work...she's bored I bet. I should actually find her number then...well..maybe not, I have to leave for the saftey meeting soon. Hopefully my undies are dry or else I'll have to go to work with an unfinished basement....hehehehe. Okay...I'm gonna scoot now. Peace out Lurvers

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[23 Aug 2003|12:08am]
[ Damn Feelings | loved ]

::sigh:: Have I mentioned how much I love John? He brung me flowers Wedensday morning and I made him breakfast. He's so wonderful. Then we went out to eat at Chef Allens....they make the best crab dip. I want to marry him and pop out many babies....
Okay enough on that subject.
Lemme tell you about how much of an idiot I am. I kinda over guesstamatided the curb in front of my house and crashed my tire into it. I got out to check it and all I hear is a steady HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS sound. Ish I big hole, so right now I'm car less....SUCKS! I wanted to see John before I left for the weekend but now I cant. He only knows how to get here by highway and there is road construction happening. Traffic is nasty over there. I am sad now....::tear::
I'm thirsty.
Welp. I guess I'll go. Busy day tommarow. Still gotta pack. LOVE YOU ALL!

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[12 Aug 2003|11:35pm]
[ Damn Feelings | chipper ]

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::blink blink:: Okay...
I want........something. I dont know what it is.
I'm mad at John. His punk ass was suppose to call me this morning...needless to say he didnt. I am sad. When I see him I will punch him...or cry....havnt decided.
Whatever.
So yah. I went to Wally World and bought socks and a camera......I shall use it. On....stuff. Okay...I'm gonna go now. BYE!

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[05 Aug 2003|03:38pm]
[ Damn Feelings | loved ]

I guess its time to give ya'll a substantial update since I've been MIA for awhile. But you can hardly blame me, I'm up at 8:30am and dont get home till 11pmish, I just want to go straight to bed. But whatever, you have no sympathy for me.
Anyway.....
I'm thinking of doing the 3rd shift thing at Cunt-Mart ((Er.....Wal-Mart)). It pays an extra dollar that I could seriously use. I got a 4% raise a week or so ago so now I'm up to, I believe, $7.28. Big fucking woop. So if I switch over I'd be makin $8.28 and I could really use that extra dollar. But I dont see my friends as it is and I don't know how this will effect my social life. But I really need money for college. I do want to do something with my life. I can't see myself working at Wally World for the rest of my life. So I have to sit down and think about this. The only problem is, when I start college, how am I going to work 3rd shift and get to classes, do homework, interact socially and stay sane?? I guess I could take RACC classes first thing in the morning so I could just go straight to classes after work and then go home and sleep. Having an hour lunch and two days off should give me time to actually get homework and studying done. By the time I enroll at Kutztown I can just go back to 2nd shift.
Damn, I just spilt coffee on my shirt.
Soooooo....today is John and me's 3 month anniversery. (Wow, that sentance has the worst grammer and spelling)
We played chess the other day and he royaly kicked my arse at it. He's such an intellegant lad. I just havnt managed to reel him into a philisophical conversation. But oh, dont worry, I will.
Okay, I know, you don't want to hear about my pookums.
Welp...I need to clean..seriously, its getting pretty gangly in here. If anything I should at least wash my undies..they are starting to crawl*.
Peace out people





*No they are not really, but its fun to say they are. I am no way that disgusting and do wash my clothes and body on a regular basis, but people tend to take things to literally so I decided to clarify.

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[25 Jul 2003|10:56pm]
[ Damn Feelings | blah ]

Hello ladies and gents. No I am not dead. I've just been busy juggling a boyfriend and work, so my journal kinda got neglected. But I am here to update!!!

Be happy mutherfuckers

So anyway. I'm in stationary at work now. It sucks monkeyballs but I work with fabulous people, so I'm not complaining.
Random
Blue Lune Girl: very funny. So what did you want to do?
KireigaChan: *shrug* i dunno
KireigaChan: we may go to W______ for fabric and shit for joe's costume
Blue Lune Girl: O.o....you meant Cunt-Mart?
KireigaChan: in a word, yeh
/Random

I would LOVE a bubble bath right now. Would anyone like to join me? I'll wash your back if you wash mine ~.^
I need to hit a bank in the morning.
I got a 4% raise at work the other day. woot. I think thats only like 28 cents if I'm correct...but I got a really good review so its good to know I'm secure in my job.
Someone remind me to burn TATU's cd for Lynn...I keep forgeting....and to finish Alicia's cds also. I'm gonna eventually get around to it. Hopefully Tuesday on my day off I can catch up to everything. Well thats all for tonight my sexy flamingos of DOOM!
Much love
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[18 Jul 2003|09:08am]
[ Damn Feelings | groggy ]

Could someone please tell me why I've been up since 7am?!? Fuck nuts.
Arg....so tired.
So yesterday was groovy. I bought some new bras from VF...I managed to drag John along. He stood there quietly like a good boy as I rummaged through under garmets. Then we walked around VF for awhile, coming to the conclusion that 90% of the people who shop there are filthy morons.....they must go to Wal-Mart after they are done shopping there. Then we went to A. C. Moores and John got a glimpse of my Hello Kitty obbsession. In A. C. Moore they have a thingie of nothing but Hello Kitty stuff. So I got a little purse, pen and notebook. I needed that stuff though, not my fault it happened to be H.K. right?
Then we went to Fairgrounds and saw Pirates of the Carrabeaian (fuck you I can't spell, bite me). The movie was pretty kick ass. Visually t was very appealing and I enjoyed the friendship between Captian Sparrow and William. Go see it. I want it when it comes out on DVD. Johnny Depp has never looked so fucking sexy...he's such a fantastic actor and this character really lets his show it off.
But yes. That was my Thursday. Now I've been awake since 7am...and I'm about to go insane as I cannot get back to sleep.
I smell good though. Bubble bath. Yum.
Bought paint. I want to do some kinda mural. But I forgot to pick up brushes. I think I have a small collection here somewhere. Eh.
Alrighty. I'm gonna go.........stab.......puppies.
Bye.

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[15 Jul 2003|03:01pm]
[ Damn Feelings | indescribable ]

Yes.
I was groovin out to Jesus Christ Superstar, pretending that I was Judas. Washed the dishes...well...okay a majority of them. I really need water...cold water with cherries in it.
I should clean my room while I'm at it. Its not that its dirty, its just got clothes all over. There is no actual trash. I wanna take a nap but my bed is covered in clothing. Grr.
OOOOOOOOO ish payday very soon! YAY!
Not that I'm actually going to spend any money. 100 for car insurance and the rest goes and stays in the bank. Well....maybe 30 for gas.
OMG! BLISTER IN THE SUN!!! HOLY FUCK!!
This song was the theme song of my life when I was 15. I wanna use it in one of my movies. Indeed, indeed. Going to the gym tonight for sure.
The ghetto booty has to be reduced come Fall. College and legit dance classes! Okay, so maybe I shouldnt move out. I dunno. I have to much on my plate at the moment. I need to scrape some into the trash or sneak it to the dog under the table.
Whatever.
Wal-Mart customers suck the biggest cock in the world. Let me tell you dear people this story:

Once upon a time there was a cute little Wal-Mart employee named Theresa standing at her register back in the wicked Lawn and Garden Center when an ogar and his wife come stomping up. His basket was filled to the brim with boxes of toy trucks. The ogar lets out a roar, "Dont touch the boxes! My wife will hold them and you scan them. Give me some big bags now and HURRY!"
So the cute little Wal-Mart employee does as she's told and rings the ogar up. The ogar finishes bagging the boxes in a sweat and asks for the total. $213. 83. The ogar leaves in a huff with his treasures and the cute little Wal-Mart emloyee proceedes to pound her head into the registar as hard as she possibly could.
THEN THEY ALL DIED!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHHA

The End

God the people who shop at Wally World are all stupid cunts whose seeds should be vanquished from the earth. Well kiddies...Theresa is gonna grab a big glass of cold water then proceed to bed, where she will sleep.
Good Day.
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[13 Jul 2003|11:27pm]
[ Damn Feelings | sleepy ]

Tired and grumpy.
Going to bed.
Early morning booty call.
Hehehehehehehe.

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[12 Jul 2003|12:21pm]
[ Damn Feelings | distressed ]

What made me think that brownies are a suitable breakfast?!?! Oy I have a tummy ache now. I was gonna go to John's house this morning around 9am....but being up till 3am with Alicia baking changed my mind.
Arg I'm so sleepy. I wanna just crawl back into bed and sleep for the next three years. Work is gonna be hell. Need caffine. Time to jump in the shower....::sigh:: without John. Poo. Waking up alone sucks.
But I do want to know what Lynn meant when she said that she heard some stuff about John and his intentions about stuff....it has me a little worried. Sorry I'm over paranoid, so as soon as I see her I'm gonna ask her about it. I'll be damned if I'm gonna give my heart away and then get it broken. Bah. Shower Time.

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[11 Jul 2003|12:47am]
[ Damn Feelings | lonely ]

So update update:

Back and forth to the hosptial...they keep taking my blood ((out of the same fucking spot and it hurts like FUCK)). Doctors where suppose to call me today to tell me whats up. No call....well...2 from Alicia screaming at me to call her. I'm sorry I've been MIA but I've been tired and going straight to bed and well...we all know where I am Wed-Thur night.
So John's mom came up from South Carolina today and I got to meet her and his step father. Lovely lovely people. We all went out for dinner and his grandparents ((who are fabulous people too)) foot the bill. Then we went back to his G/M house and talked for a couple hours.
I've think I'm becoming permentaly attachted to his waist, which is not a bad thing. He's becoming VERY special to me. God, its scary when you dont mind the idea of settling down and popping out some babies. I really didnt want to leave his house tonight, but it was late and I needed to get home and feed animals.
House to myself this weekend! Ick..now the house feels dead....so lonely. ;.; I want John here right now.

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[07 Jul 2003|11:00pm]
[ Damn Feelings | sore ]

Going to the emergency room for severe vaginal bleeding really really sucks.
But enough of that subject.
I have pain...such pain....thank goddess I'm off tommarow.
MMMMM...iced tea with chunks of watermelon in it rocks so much booty. Okay off to a diner to tell Alicia about the poking and proding...peace.




PS- Surgical Lube is funny to say...but how they use it is not.

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[06 Jul 2003|01:31pm]
[ Damn Feelings | gloomy ]

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Damn you Wal-Mart...learn how to answer your friggen phones! I can't make it to work due to a nasty little allergic reaction to some medication and I can't get a hold of anyone there. I called three times! The first time I was on hold for 30 minutes, then the second time no one picked up and the third time I was on hold for 10 minutes then they disconnected me. Well fuck you people, don't yell at me if I can't get through because you have incompatant people working the phones!
I'm tired as poo. Crap....eventually I need to deposit my paycheck. Is it Sunday? I have no clue, I'm pretty sure I'm going insane. I gonna go rip my tainted skin off now..peace.

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[03 Jul 2003|10:12pm]
[ Damn Feelings | exhausted ]

So, I stand before you....21....legal to drink, gamble and rent a hotel room. But.....I'm here...at home.

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!

But as for loot I didnt do to shabby.
From John I got a Homer Simpson antena topper and car air freshner and I pretty pentacle necklace thingy with my birthstone in it. Ish so purdy. I cant tell you about the other gift though ^.^
From my dad and mom I got a John Lennon book and 50 dollar bill.
Watching the re-vamped Ren and Stimpy. I wanna cry or laugh..I'm not sure what. This was innocence in my eyes as a child...now its.....................well.....I dunno...twisted.
So yes. I have the A/C on....and I think I'm going to sprawl out in bed, read my John Lennon book (which is of course loaded with pictures of Yoko...stupid whore) and then watch some Adult Swim.....word..peace out
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[01 Jul 2003|10:41pm]
[ Damn Feelings | calm ]

What I did on my day off:

Woke up at 2pm.........had some clam chowder......cleaned bedroom......went to gym.

I scrubbed the bedroom down. Well not literally, but I did vaccum and destroyed the little colonies growing in my tea cups. Went to the gym and saw the Chipymunk with his short hair...I giggled...he's still a cutie though. He was walking to leave and I was like "YOU CUT YOUR HAIR!!" So we had a pleasent conversation about hiding from the FBI and hookers shooting first. Then he said he hadnt seen me in a while. ((GLEE! HE MISSEDED ME!!)) So I told him I worked out in the morning and now I have to actually do that in case he calls my bluff. But thats okay because Craiglypuff works out there in the morning too..I just dont know when though.
All I know is that I need a serious shower because after my workout I was literally DRIPPING with sweat. So I came home and turned the A/C on full blast and now its feels like winter in here so I'm happy as a polar bear!
I also have cheeries...would anyone like to have one of my cherries ^.^
Bah

Alrighty...I'm gonna go shower, watch Futurama (Aloha Mars) and Family, then go to bed.
Peace out all!
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[28 Jun 2003|01:37am]
[ Damn Feelings | pleased ]

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[28 Jun 2003|01:19am]
[ Damn Feelings | ditzy ]

I need water. I'm so wretchedly thirsty.
Trying to apply for a credit card online. Waiting for it to be October so I can move the F out. I need a room mate...any takers? Seeing as my loverly boyfriend feels his truck is more important then my sanity, I am in need of a second bill payer.
My head hurts.

/Random/

MysteriousRacerC: Wesly Willis.
sparkles And sin: okay
MysteriousRacerC: He's a talented man. He wrote songs such as "Cut the Mullet" and "I Whooped Batman's Ass."
sparkles And sin: he couldnt have whooped batman's ass.....I did
MysteriousRacerC: ... Shut up. Now you're just talking like a moron.

/End Random/

So anyway. I have a pair of hashi (chopsticks...I believe thats the word for them...Alicia?) and I've been wanting to use them on a meal. I havnt been able to make myself and actual meal in forever. So now they just sit lonely, collecting dust on my desk.

/More Random/

sparkles And sin: get me more water wench
MysteriousRacerC: Well, you know the old saying...
MysteriousRacerC: "Fuck you, get it yourself."
sparkles And sin: ;.; I hate you

/End More Random/

Okay...enough idle chit chat...I have nothing much else to say, except that I desire a bubble bath with candles and champagne.....or a pony...I'd settle for a pony.
I'm gonna get fish soon! My friends dont allow me to own fish anymore but I think I can sneak them past the security guards...
I wish Tuesday would hurry up and get here so I can have a day off. I want to sleep and give my room a scrub down. Ha, as if I'd spend my day off cleaning.
Going to bed now.
::smooches::

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[24 Jun 2003|10:01pm]
[ Damn Feelings | One of these days // Pink Floyd ]

I'm pretty sure I'm coming down with something. I feel like poo and I cant stop sneezing...it sucks monkey balls. Its hot in here....so very ew..don't feel like doing anything.
I saw Johnathan today! He works down at the museam so I visited him for awhile then we went and had sushi and then to Barns and Noble and bought Pink Floyd's Echo CD thingy. But aside from that my day was pretty dull. I think I slept until like 3pm. I should start taking my iron pills again..I think I'm going all enimic or however the hell you spell it. Dont feel like thinking at the moment. I was going to go to the gym tonight, but I cant move...I'm like...a sloth at the moment. I dont even want to go to work...I may not even go to John's house tommarow if I still feel like poo on a stick. Its to warm for snuggling....and I so wanted to see the Chipmunk tonight...maybe he'll be at the gym Thursday.
I'm going to dump ice water on me.....peace out.

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[24 Jun 2003|10:01pm]
[ Damn Feelings | hot ]
[ Damn Feelings | One of these days // Pink Floyd ]

I'm pretty sure I'm coming down with something. I feel like poo and I cant stop sneezing...it sucks monkey balls. Its hot in here....so very ew..don't feel like doing anything.
I saw Johnathan today! He works down at the museam so I visited him for awhile then we went and had sushi and then to Barns and Noble and bought Pink Floyd's Echo CD thingy. But aside from that my day was pretty dull. I think I slept until like 3pm. I should start taking my iron pills again..I think I'm going all enimic or however the hell you spell it. Dont feel like thinking at the moment. I was going to go to the gym tonight, but I cant move...I'm like...a sloth at the moment. I dont even want to go to work...I may not even go to John's house tommarow if I still feel like poo on a stick. Its to warm for snuggling....and I so wanted to see the Chipmunk tonight...maybe he'll be at the gym Thursday.
I'm going to dump ice water on me.....peace out.

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[18 Jun 2003|12:04pm]
[ Damn Feelings | lethargic ]

So tired. I slept so much. Now I must go to stinky work. I dont feel like doing anything today. Maybe I'll get the poster boards done, that should keep me out of my department for a couple hours. OOO I found my watch go me!
Arg, so listless....and lethargic....yes. I should take my vitamins, I've been neglecting them for awhile. NEED IRON. Okay, I'm gonna go finish getting ready for work or wherever I go that gives me money.


I'm NOT preggie


Thought I would make that known to all non-believers
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[14 Jun 2003|11:51pm]
[ Damn Feelings | enraged ]

Oh my fucking christ..let me tell you about how people in this god damn city cant DRIVE!!! I driving down the highway and there is a merge onto the highway that I pass...some ASS drives out in front of me nearly hitting me...like his car was about 2 inches away from mine....I layed on my horn and just screamed MORON! Holy fuck people..if there is someone driving down the street @ 55mph and you have a skanky nasty beat up truck YOU DONT FUCKING PULL OUT! I was so fucking pissed...his ass stayed way behind me....fucking moron! ARG JUST ARG!

LEARN TO FUCKING DRIVE!!

okay...I feel better now. Oh wait:
HI LESBIAN LOVER LYNN!!

I forced her to start reading my journal of DOOM! My tummy feels explody. Apperentaly there was some form of fight at Wal-Mart tonight...god what kinda losers fight at Wally World..dumbasses...This whole world is full of friggen idiots. I had faith in humanity...I really did....but yah..that went down the toliet....Ish warm and sticky. I should get up early so I can:
A) Go to the gym
B) Shower
Will this happen...eeeeh..I'm gonna say probebly not. I'm a lazy lazy woman. hehehehehe. Anyway..I'm gonna go watch Trading Spaces and relax. Peace out my little flamingos of lurve!
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