Blurty for Remy.
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| Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009 |
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A retired woman living in a quiet community is in shock. She runs a small business through eBay to supplement her fixed income. I don't know what she does, but it requires her mailing packages. She has a nice relationship with the mailman. She buys those flatrate shipping boxes in bulk, and when she needs to have a package delivered, her post guy is nice enough to take it directly from her front porch. So, her supplies are delivered direct to her door, and her outgoing packages are also picked up directly at the door. In other words, she leaves huge packages directly on her front porch for the mailman to pick up.... it's a wonderful system, isn't it? Well, something shocking happened. Who could have ever thought there were bad people out there? Apparently, someone got the nefarious idea to swipe her gigantic, obvious, and unattended packages off her front door. What a criminal mastermind. Some people say it's due to the bad economy. But really, COME ON! She was complaining on TV about how she's shocked, and how she feels violated, and her whole worldview has changed. I thought old age brought about wisdom..... It actually proves my point that most people who ARE dumb STAY dumb. No one stole her shit because they had it in for her. No one is stalking her, tracing her every move. The honest fucking truth is that you can see giant packages on her front step directly from the street.... No one robbed her because they have it in for her. They're stealing her shit because it's EASY! You know what the worst part about it is? They gave her first and last name on TV. I wish I had written it down.... With just her full name, I could have given the whole world her address, how big her house is, how much it's worth, if she owns other properties, her eBay business details, and even a shot of the porch where she leaves her shit. Not only that, but my readers could have gotten a nice vote of confidence, that an old, dumb woman lives by herself at this address... I'm tired of this stupidass "Back in the old days" shit that comes with people who wantonly abandon any thoughts to securing their goddamn properties. There are more security devices, and more ways to protect yourself now than ever. People who believe that these days are more dangerous are fucking retards. The truth is that nationwide, crimes have actually been going down. In other words, back in the old days, not only did more crimes happen, but there were less ways to protect yourself and criminals were harder to catch. I'm not saying everyone should have a laser-grid home defense. But for fuck's sake, some goddamn common sense! This lady did her porch shit because she worked out a deal with the mailman. She did it so she could avoid a drive to the post office. Here in Las Vegas, the world capital of tipping, couldn't she have just paid a mailman off to come to her front stoop every week or so? Or some kind of system where she doesn't leave her shit outside? Idiot, complete idiot. This dumbass old lady had it coming. I told my dad about this and he just rolled his eyes. I said to him, "Dad, I don't want to be a computer scientist anymore." "Oh, what do you wanna do instead?" "I wanna be a criminal, that shit's just too fuckin easy." He laughed. ============================= Here's another one: Unemployed people are now joining the ranks of unskilled laborers in front of Star Nursery and Home Depot. I imagine I'm the only one who thinks this is a terrible idea. It's only a matter of time before dumb white people come to a head with poor day laborers who were squatting these grounds in the first place. Lemme give a list of white people reasons why this is a bad idea: 1.) I am an American citizen, I am worth more than these people. 2.) I am going to speak up for these people and scare away "bad" contractors. 3.) Even if I lack laboring experience, I make up for it by being white and speaking English. 4.) Oh, this won't be so bad. Lemme just say this: There is nothing in this that benefits the poor laborers who were there first. It will only take ONE white person getting hurt, for whatever reason, before people go on the typical racist tirade of "we gotta get em outta hurrr." It's a timebomb. Dumb, abrasive and desperate white people vs. desperate, uncomfortable "strangers." It's only a matter of time before we have some racially-motivated violence. Shit's already happened here in Vegas. There's more to come. ============================ One final blow for Mexcan-American relations here in Vegas. A few woman are being held on half a dozen counts of child negligence. 3 kids fell out of a PT Cruiser holding 10 people during a sharp turn. The driver was drunk, on a suspended license and no one was wearing a seatbelt. When Natalie finished telling me the details, I said, "For the love of god, please tell me these people were some dumb white hicks, or some irresponsible black people, or even asian... please please please.. don't.." "Nope, the driver was named Lopez. The other lady, Ramirez" "Nooooooooooooooooo!!!" It was kinda funny.... I hope this story doesn't get out. It's only going to enforce the stereotype that Mexican people drive around clown-car style.... Oh well, even I can enjoy some dark humor. Dark racist humor no less. ==================== I haven't been journaling much. I'm sick, and I've got midterms an' shit. Sorry guys, I have nothing more entertaining to say for now. |
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If anyone's wondered what my homework looks like this semester. I had to do some stuff regarding the pumping lemma not too long ago. This page shows exactly the kind of problems I was doing last week. I was reading through it, and then I realized that it probably looks really, really scary to regular people who don't do the crap I do. Anyway, I had to do exactly what's on that page on my automata midterm. |
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Blurty for Remy.
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