laughs, laughs and more laughs thanks to the dipshits here in Blurty had plenty of laughs at the chalet last night. I went there about 5 just to have acouple beers and something to eat since they have a 2 hamburger w/ fries deal every wed. I wound up staying til bartime, lol. I made up a new term there and we had a fun time coming up with different variations of it. I started it by saying "what are you, a tescovee"? a tescovee is a dumbass retard. a retarded dumbass, a jackass, or whatever slam seems to fit. most of my friends know about blurty and the bs that tescovee, my exgirlfriend debbie and one other choice idiot have tried to pull but failed at. so they knew what i meant when i said "you're a dumb fucking tescovee, you know that"? I was talking to julie the bartender and since the office of the chalet has a computer that's online I handed her a link to the noimbill journal. exactly where tesco claims I have a made up girlfriend named julie. I said "go look at this, then tell me what you think". she came back and was laughing. she said "they're serious, they realy think you made up a girlfriend and used my name". I said "yep, 4 people there swear that's true no matter what you say to them, they swear what they think is what they know as a fact". My best friend Tim, Bruce, another bartender named dennis all said "we've seen your girlfriend julie here in the bar, how can they say you made her up if they don't even live here"? I explained how Blurty has some real dumb people in it as members. How while they live in texas, tenneessee and new hampshire they can see right here in the dells what's happening from where they live, lol. needless to say as i always say, if you were you'd see and when you have over 20 people in a bar who see right here what dumbshits miles away can't see. that says it all for the dumbfucks blurty has for members.
so we had fun talking about the dipshits on blurty and how if tesco had bals he'd be by my side calling me out, but he backed down twice, so I don't need to prove anything anymore. he punked twice and then tries to redeem or cover his tracks about backsteppoing, which is what an internet pussy does when they get called on their shit like that. they just can't man up and say "yeah. Bill backed me down". their ego can't handle doing that, lol. in the noimbill journal tesco claims that if i laid out what exactly it takes to get to me and someone succeeded, I'd still deny it. wrong. I made it very simple to the simple minded mental midget. just push one of my buttons, say something that'll push one of my buttons. Is it that hard? well, obviously it is since nobody has been able to do it in over 10 years. if you really truly know me then you know what buttons can be pushed on me. but then you have the netwimps who want shit handed to them, they want help because they're too lazy to do the footwork themselves and find out what makes me pissed off. "well a duh, just tell me uh huh uh huh uh huh, a duh". try not being a lazyass and find out for yourself dipshit. if ones were truly talented, then they'd know. but none are so they're not and wonder why I get over on them so easy and so often. because they just don't have the mental capability to get to me. pretty simple logic because it's true, especially when you deal with simple minded dumbfucks like some here in blurty.
anyway I stayed at the chalet and had a 6 hour reign on the pool table. Nobody could knock me off since 7 when I put a buck up while two black guys were playing.i put 5 bucks in the jukebox and hit play now function to hear my tunes next and when I was playing Marvin gaye's "inner city blues" set my tempo for that first game. I won a very close game and that set my reign that I maintained until almost last call. Al's dad comes up to me at about 10 and says "Bill, I know you love doing this, do me a favor". there was a long set of rap songs playing on the jukebox and he gave me 5 bucks to fuck that set up, lol. play now is a great function on a jukebox, LOL! he bought me a vcr (vodka cranberry juice and redbull) as a thanks for doing it. I said "what do you want me to play"? he said "choose anything Bill i don't care, your music is better than this shit". so i went with freebird, cheap sunglasses copperhead road, ac/dc/ the doors, peter frampton, i totally changed the mood of the bar when i changed the tempo of tunes, lol. and yeah, i really DO love doing that shit, lol. i am an asshole like that as i enjoy that way too much., nothing can be done about it unless the others who play music chose the play now function which costs a credit extra. most don't but i do, every time, lol. fuck em. lol.
I went into work this morning and was handed a set of keys. I'm like "these aren't mine". Owner's wife explained that a manager has to have a set of keys to the restaraunt just in case it needs to be opened and they can't make it, or closed at night. what it was is I got promoted, from assistant kitchen manager to the ONLY kitchen manager they're gonna hire for the summer. the changes I made have worked out well to where i simplified the way they take inventory, straightened up the coolers and freezers, helped cook when cooks got jammed, get my prep list done way ahead of time and took the dishwasher who aspired to do more and started cross training him on prep work, which now eliminates the need to hire an actual prep person. my wage went up 3 bucks as of this coming weekend with the new position so I'm making about $11.00 an hour. take that money and run baby, lol. i also have hiring and firing power now too so holding out for acouple weeks after I left stuff's has proven to be a great thing, and again, validates me in many ways. validation is a motherfucker, lol.
speaking of validations are a motherfucker. I recieved 4 replies that informed me my "loving" exgirlfriend debbie has decided to once again reactivate her journal here in blurty. first response to that? (whirls finger), whoopie. second response? how did i know? How did i know that once again she'd validate my opinion that she can never ever stick to her word on anything? she's debbie of course and she hasn't stood by one thing she has said in all the years I've known her except for when we had sex, that's about all she stuck to. or stuck in her when it came to me, lol. I saw what she wrote and if things go as they are, her journal won't be around long. I tok care of it by letting someone more qualified than me deal with her ramblings. it is nice t know she always proves me right though, proves that no matter what she says, she can never stick to it. Debbie is the perfect example of "say one thing yet, do another". she flip flops so much and thinks it's normal to say one thing yet do another. and then people ask me why she has such sick behaviors. well when you use that as a victim thing and don't really want to get help, that's all you'll ever be is sick with sick behaviors and actions, which is why I kicked her ass to the curb and made her step off. I admit she was a good fuck and I fucked her a few times. but I should've kept it at just that, a fuck. a fuck with unprotected sex where she didn't want me to "pull out". then again I know quite a few others who've done that too with her so I not the only one to how can i say...squirt a load in her, lol. in the end, she lies and always does, never sticks to anything she says and the fact she reopened her journal here in blurty? validates me and my opinions kmore tha ever. nice to know I was proven right and that I'm glad i don't ever have to pay the rent on all the space I occupy in her head, hahahahahaha.
anyway, time to ride the motorcycle to milwaukee. i told julie save her gas money I'll come get her. we're both working crazy weird schedules because it's memorial day weekend. her mom wants her back saturday night so she can work sunday and monday(memorial day) so I'm gonna go get her now and spend some time with her. oh darn i had acouple 8.1% beers in me and i'm gonna ride the bike, oooh do i guess that maybe a law somewhere is being bent? hahahahaha.
Current Mood: have a good buzz going
Current Music: Melissa Ethridge- I Take You With Me