| The Generic Teenager Stereotype |
| Do you drink [alcohol]?: | nope |
| Do you party a lot? How often?: | nope |
| Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: | nope |
| How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: | 5 |
| Do you skip classes? How often?: | nope |
| Do you have casual sex? Protected?: | none |
| Do you steal?: | nope |
| Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: | nope |
| Do you drool over celebrities?: | yep |
| Do you watch a lot of TV?: | nope |
| Do you ever watch the News?: | sometimes |
| Do you even care about world issues?: | sometimes |
| Do you read books often?: | yes |
| Are you failing a lot of your classes?: | nope |
| Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: | yes |
| Do you smoke cigarettes?: | nope |
| Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: | malls |
| Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: | yes |
| Do you cuss a lot?: | yes |
| Are you desperate to fit in?: | nope |
| Are you intelligent?: | somewhat |
| The Goth Stereotype |
| Black lipstick?: | if i was allowed |
| Black eyeliner?: | yes |
| Black eyeshadow?: | yes |
| Black trenchcoat?: | maybe |
| Black boots?: | if i was allowed |
| Black fishnets?: | if i was allowed |
| Black nail polish?: | yes |
| Cigarettes?: | no |
| Heavy metal music?: | yes |
| Marilyn Manson?: | yes |
| Kittie?: | sure |
| Cradle of Filth?: | yes |
| Constant frown and perpetual angst?: | yes |
| Do you like to be seen as: | invisible |
| Are you an intellectual?: | sometimes |
| An atheist?: | not anymore |
| Horrible home life?: | of course |
| Hopelessly depressed?: | of course |
| Suffering with suicidal idealations?: | of course not |
| Self-mutilation?: | nope |
| The Punk Stereotype |
| Plaid?: | if i had some i'd wear it |
| Big black boots?: | i wish |
| Mohawk?: | i'll skip |
| Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: | i want them |
| Loud, confident and opinionated?: | yes |
| Wild hair colors?: | i wish |
| NOFX?: | no |
| Rancid?: | yes |
| Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: | nope |
| A: | B |
| The Jock Sterotype |
| What's your IQ?: | hell if i know |
| Do you watch a lot of sports?: | nope |
| Play a lot of sports?: | nope |
| Talk a lot about sports?: | nope |
| Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: | i hate sports |
| Are you arrogant?: | sometimes |
| Are you a male or female whore?: | neither whore. |
| Are you homophobic?: | nope |
| Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: | nope |
| But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: | yep |
| Boobs = yes?: | yes |
| Parties = yes?: | no |
| Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: | nooooooo! |
| The Girl Stereotype |
| Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: | haha |
| Have you ever been on a diet?: | yep |
| How much did you lose?: | i'm going on one, freak |
| Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: | sure? |
| Make yourself throw up?: | nope |
| Make-up?: | yes |
| Low-cut tops?: | haha no |
| How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: | D now |
| Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: | LMFAO NO |
| Giggle a lot?: | haha no i laugh, i don't giggle. |
| What's the deal with boys?: | nice. |
| Thongs?: | annoying but nice |
| Pretty bras?: | lace is itchy, padding isn't needed and underwire is a must |
| YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: | ym, seventeen, alternative press |
| Who's the weaker sex?: | girls |
| Are you a feminist?: | not that i know of |
| Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: | fuck no |
| How often do you shave your legs?: | every three days |
| How about your armpits?: | same as legs dumbass |
| Are you emotional?: | very |
| Especially when on your period?: | yes |
| This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.] |
| Originality or Acceptance?: | originality...but acceptance is a good bad |
| Independence or Companionship?: | companionship |
| Stability or Freedom?: | both |
| Personal or Interpersonal?: | personal |
| Introvert or Extrovert?: | a mix of both |
| Popularity or Isolation?: | isolation please. popularity is so fucking stupid. |
| Unique or Loved?: | unique |
| Understood or Individual?: | individual |
| You or Them?: | me of course |
bored
nostalgic
amused
surprised
pissed off
happy
blank
silly
sick
mellow