Greg's Blurty

It's Friday, You Bastards
And what a long strange Friday it's been. I wake up this morning to find out that David Duchovny has checked himself into rehab for sex addiction. Then George Noory said he's doing Ghost To Ghost this year. Then I went to work and found out that Putz is still employed---not for long, though....but how long is long? Hours, days, weeks? He was looking very haggard---"Looks like he was rode hard and put away wet," is how my friends in Texas would put it---though, and that's a good, positive, upbeat sign.

Normally, I don't like to see people suffer but I make exceptions for people like Putz. I don't have a lot of sympathy for killers, thieves, child molesters and petty dictators and just about anyone else who uses their power and position to make others miserable. And Putz fits squarely in there. As far as I know, he's never molested anyone but he's done everything else on the list. So, I am glad that he looks like the entire world has collapsed on him but I will be even more glad when he's gone. I don't need to witness all the suffering first hand.

And speaking of suffering, I hope David Duchovny is OK. I don't understand the disadvantages of sex addiction but I want Dave to be well soon and back at work soon making my favorite TV show, Californication. And that's the good news I saw this morning: Season Two of Californication is FINALLY going to start on---I think it was September 28. Anyway, I know it was sometime in late September.

I can't wait that long but it looks like I have no choice. Why is life so unfair like that? And speaking of unfairness, is there a doctor in the house tonight? I need to know if sex addiction is contagious, because if it is, I'm thinking about sending Suzette to that clinic long enough for her to catch a good case of it. Three times a year is nice but I can't help thinking that three times a day would be nicer.

She says she is addicted to sex, just not with me but I don't accept that answer at all. And if there is seamstress in the house, could you find the people who taught her how to say, "Non!" and sew their mouths shut so they can never do it again? And if there's anyone that happens to be in the same rehab clinic that Dave is in, could you pitch my Californication sequel idea to him?

Now that all that is finally out of the way, let's get onto the party and the drink that Fifi created for tonight. She says that I have much in common with Dave...except I'm not good looking and successful but other than that we could be twins and she created this drink in my honor:

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Sex on my face

Ingredients:

* 1/2 oz Yukon Jack
* 1/2 oz Malibu rum
* 1/2 oz Southern Comfort
* 1/2 oz Banana liqueur
* splash Cranberry juice
* splash Pineapple juice
* splash Orange juice

Mixing instructions:

Mix in tall glass with ice.

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Remind me to give her a raise. But first, let's have about a million drinks. And then maybe some naked Twister. And remember, that was great for Fifi to say but I'm really not like Dave or my hero, the character he plays, Hank Moody at all. Now, will you get drunk and take off your clothes already?

Current Mood: depressed
Current Music: Coast To Coast AM---Thursday August 28th, 2008