Greg's Blurty

IMPORTANT FOOD ALERT
Have you seen the latest thing that's being marketed mostly to kids that's really for adults? Well, kids will love it but mom and dad are going to put it to way better use. I guess you could call it a true family product. And if you haven't seen it yet, let me the first to tell you about Cool Whip's first serious entry into the marital aids business: Cool Whip in a can (http://www.kraftfoods.com/CoolWhip/coolwhipaerosols.htm)!

There have been aerosol whipped creams on the market for decades...true that, but until now, if you wanted the authentic taste of Cool Whip in the bedroom, you had to bring in the tub and spread it by hand or with a spoon, and that was OK but this is so much more convenient.

And it comes in three varieties---regular, lite and extra creamy---at the moment but I expect them to also include their specialty flavors---chocolate, strawberry and French vanilla. Especially the last one, because it's my favorite.

So go celebrate this momentous occasion by giving the kids fifty cents and tell them to go to a movie and then grab a can of Cool Whip and go have dessert. And if you don't have kids? Well, you just saved fifty cents so you have twice as much reason to celebrate...that means you're going to need two cans of Cool Whip.

Current Mood: depressed
Current Music: Coast To Coast AM----Friday August 8th, 2008