Greg's Blurty

Yet More Pointless (And Unedited, So Don't Expect Fluidity, Much Less Consistancy Here) Rambling
Have you ever noticed that listening to Jim Fisher is kind of like listening to the song, Gone Country? Well, not the whole song, but these two lines: 'Cause some of that stuff don't sound Much different than Dylan. Except in this case, Jim Fisher sounds a lot like Randi Rhodes (And a lot of other people with brains, otherwise known as Liberals) sometimes.

If you're a conservative, don't go getting all excited, thinking that you have some shred of credibility to hang your hat on now. Well, on second thought, maybe you do. Jim and plenty of other neo con Nazi's are fully 120% wrong (That might sound impossible to a lot of you because you're stuck with the outdated mono-dimensional view of the Multi-Verse that was OK for the cavemen but hardly applies now that we know it's not accurate, and don't realize that what are commonly still called laws of mathematics or physics or whatever else are wrong, too. If you want a better explanation, buy one of the great books by Dr. Michio Kaku [http://www.mkaku.org/] because he explains it a lot better than I do) 98% of the time.

But wow. That other two percent of the time is eerily right on. Today, for example, Jim was talking about the immigration busts that have happened lately at local meat packing plants and he hit the nail on the head by stating that the problem is the companies who own the plants don't care about people. Take aliens and immigration out of the equation and what you have left is slave labor...and if you're not familiar with these cases, look into them and you'll see that isn't much of an exaggeration and if you factor in the fact that these people have to live, we're at 100% slave labor with economic guards bars and guards rather than physical ones.

Yes, that is a bona fide conservative opinion from a bona fide professional (He gets paid to talk about this stuff on the radio) conservative. If he could be like that all the time, there wouldn't be anything wrong with him. Dennis Miller, too. If they could only be as right about everything as they are on select issues (Usually things nanny state laws), they'd be pretty close to perfect.

And they aren't alone. I bet there are lots of local Jim Fisher's out there, maybe there's even one in your town, who could be really smart most of the time if they just tried. On the national scene, though...well, there's hope for Dennis Miller but no one else. Rush and all his clones (And I'm not talking about the nonpolitical celebrities like Howard Stern, Art Bell and Alice Cooper who claim to be conservatives, because we would just rather forget what they claim to be politically, though, if all conservatives were like them, we would be way better off) are hopeless.

And, speaking of big losers, like Rush, I know that many of you are wondering why I was listening to Jim Fisher today and the answer is that the Cubs were on WGN and I don't have any control over that. Yet. My plan to buy the Cubs and convert it to a girls' softball team called The Chicago White Thongs is progressing steadily but slowly.

I wish I could speed it up but there's a lot of resistance in Chicago. A lot of Cub's fans are saying, "Over my dead body," and then they say that that won't be till the Cubs don't make it into the Series again. So we have to wait till September.

Current Mood: depressed
Current Music: Coast To Coast AM----Tuesday August 5th, 2008