Greg's Blurty

Hunger And Weirdness
You do weird things when you're hungry. Like speaking for unknown readers of your blog...which would be you right now and for all I know, you never do anything weird when you're hungry and yet I said that you do, anyway. That, by definition, makes it weird.

What's even more weird than that is the fact that I'm probably right. How did I do that? Cue up some spooky music and ponder that for a minute. And then get all paranoid about all the other things I know about you through unimaginably strange paranormal ways and what would happen if I blabbed all your secrets to the entire world.

You don't have to worry about that at all, though, because I'm never ever going to tell anyone that you kissed a girl and you liked it. I just wouldn't do something like that. So relax. You worry way too much. Start being more comfortable with yourself. Stop being so nervous and jumpy about every little thing.

Be more like me. Add McDonald's as a friend on Myspace when you're hungry, like I just did. And feel good about it, even though a lot of people are going to say you're strange. And when the truckload of Big Mac's shows up in your driveway about twenty minutes later, get even with them by eating them all yourself.

That's what I plan on doing.

Current Mood: depressed
Current Music: Coast To Coast AM----Friday July 25th, 2008