Greg's Blurty

This One Is Really Challenging To Title
. . . Night time is when all the fun things happen. Why not make the nights longer? . . .

-------------Larry Lujack, April 28, 1967

That quote has absolutely nothing to do with this post but I don't see any reason for that to stop me from using it here. My agent, manager, editors and publisher have a different opinion but you really have to consider the source with them. You also have to have a strong tolerance for obscene, insane, irrational and completely antisocial behavior that sometimes becomes violent (If I had a nickel for every ash tray I've had dumped on my head by them, I wouldn't need this lousy job) when you talk to them, so, if you're not a Saint, like me, I advise you to not talk to them at all.

But if you are a Saint, like me, you might want to take them out to dinner when you talk to them. But you wouldn't want to take them just anywhere. I suggest Romano's Macaroni Grill (http://www.macaronigrill.com/Home/Default.aspx). And order the Chicken Portobello for them.

Why the Chicken Portobello? Well, because it's very good, NOT because it's been named by Men's Health Magazine as being the The Saltiest Food In America (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24313369/?pg=21#TDY_MH_saltiestfoods). That saltiest food in America thing has to be a misprint, anyway.

Otherwise it could be construed that I want my agent, manager, editors and publisher to have an increased chance of having a stroke or a heart attack and we know that isn't the case because I'm a Saint and that's something a Saint wouldn't do. Saints, like me, are concerned about sensible heart healthy dining,

That's why I think you should get them a Chicken Florentine salad, too, because what is healthier than salad? And this one, especially. It only has 5,460 mg sodium, 840 calories and 53 grams of fat. And no trans fats! Then, as a reward for being so health conscious, stop at the Atlanta Bread Company (http://www.atlantabread.com/) for dessert.

The Raspberry Scone has only 1,750 mg sodium and 360 calories. And that should satisfy everyone's need for good conversation and good food. So then you can take them home. Only take them to someone else's home this time.

Current Mood: depressed
Current Music: Larry Lujack, WCFL Chicago, April 28, 1967