Greg's Blurty

Three In A Row?
This is completely impossible. It's just like when I invented perpetual motion...well, strictly speaking, I didn't invent perpetual motion but I did buy a perpetual motion machine and I think that should get more recognition than it gets. Anyway, whether you recognize my brilliance for buying other peoples' ingenious inventions once they are mass marketed, thereby saving my workshop's pristine appearance and avoiding Suzette's never ending complaints about blowing things up, or not, you have to admit that this is impossible.

And what makes it impossible is the fact that this, the very blog you are reading, is being written by me and I am currently being plagued by the most horribly aggressive bout of unrelenting writer's block the world has ever seen. It's been going on for several days now and I haven't been able to write a single word, including the ones you're reading now.

Yeah, I know, I wrote an entry yesterday but it doesn't count because I wasn't able to get it to do what I wanted it to do. Not that it would have done much if I had been able to bend it to my will but it would have done something and that's what counts.

So this is the third day in a row...I think...that I haven't written anything. Maybe I'll set a record. Yeah, i think I'll do that. Even if the writer's block somehow goes away. Because it ain't over till I say it is. Take that, Dean Wormer.

I can write all I want and still have writer's block. And why not? At my age, I should be entitled to do things that can't be done. I obeyed all those stupid laws of physics for 44 years but no more. Today, I am free. And the writer's block record will be mine!

Current Mood: depressed
Current Music: Coast To Coast AM----Monday July 7th, 2008