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Below are the 19 most recent journal entries recorded in kirstie's Blurty:

    Friday, January 23rd, 2004
    10:29 pm
    random hampster dude
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    Current Mood: bouncy
    Current Music: less than jake-science of selling yourself short
    Saturday, January 17th, 2004
    9:47 pm
    wouldnt a fake plastic tree be a real tree?

    my life sucks. no i dont undersatnd why i havnt moved 2 the other side of the world either! itd b cheaper 2 just find a hole nd cower in that! and seeing as i now have no job i need the cheaper version! oh and pretty soon no school!

    Current Mood: enraged
    Current Music: radiohead - fake plastic trees
    Thursday, January 8th, 2004
    8:54 pm
    forgot 2 tell u that koalas smell much like pink armadillos. v important information...never 4get that!

    Current Music: stilll idlewild...bronze medal now
    8:31 pm
    2 pizzas r in an oven...one says 'its hot in here' the second one says 'wow a talking pizza!!' hehe i cud tell u the cow one 2...hmm...ok i will! 2 cows in a field...one says 'moo' the second says 'bastard that was what i was gonna say!' ooo i saw a great cartoon about a cow that went 2 australia the other day! blue cow! and she got on a bus nd went on a road that goes round in a little spiral 2 get 2 australia nd did lots of immense things! oh oh and i saw a great episode of spongebob squarepants where he became assertive nd the evil little flea thing tried 2 take over the beach! god i want an evil little flea thing as a friend! wowness! id call him...Clarence!

    Current Music: idlewild-rusty
    Monday, January 5th, 2004
    9:11 pm
    niggedyfluff! want a malteaser? only if u eat it with a straw! (yes thats possible)

    as i was saying yesterday...school sucks! and 2day ddnt make it better by being chucked out of a lesson and knowing 4 certain im failing my modular biology exam on thursday! aaarglemonsretardsshitmooooocrappitsgobbldyfuckkumquatsprattlingmooooooooooooooop!!
    an overview of my life right now! yay lets eat more malteasers thatl make it better!

    Current Mood: crappy
    Current Music: Muse (again) -sunburn
    Sunday, January 4th, 2004
    6:19 pm
    today i...oh fuck this

    it should be noted here that SCHOOL SUCKS!! and that if u havnt already decided 2 stay on at school that u shud definately not and it may b a gud idea 2 fail ur GCSEs just as a secure reason not 2 continue!

    *beats school system down with a toothbrush*

    Current Mood: pissed off
    Current Music: fuck school fuck school fuck school
    Thursday, January 1st, 2004
    9:07 pm
    i guess i shud say happy new year... but i wont! ha!! *pokes out tongue* u know what one of the first things i did in the new year was (after hugging many random strangers) it was 2 walk miles in the freezing cold nd rain nd windyness whilst being v wasted! not fun!!! and very difficult!! dam this year! *kicks year*

    anyway...dancing purple kumquats r drowning in a sea of spikey retarded kangaroos so il count myself lucky!

    Current Mood: thirsty
    Current Music: radiohead - in limbo
    Monday, December 29th, 2003
    8:09 pm
    today i think il quote something very important i read in winnie the poohs little book of wisdom...if u look round and see a fierce heffalump looking down at u, sometimes u forget what u wer going 2 say! how true! and it also says that next time someone asks 'is that you?' say 'no' which i will definately do!

    anyway feeling devious 2day...so...er...theres an evil purple spikey okapi on ur head!! muahaha!! umm...have a nice day!

    Current Mood: devious
    Current Music: idlewild-roseability
    Friday, December 26th, 2003
    9:25 pm
    oo dunno why that appeared twice...i think il see if i can get this one 2 appear twice aswell just 4 the fun!
    9:25 pm
    oo dunno why that appeared twice...i think il see if i can get this one 2 appear twice aswell just 4 the fun!
    9:10 pm
    dfh sdkfyawk rs dfksf wf e rtbdjg sv skdflu!! yes u heard me!!! awf wkjhb r erbv!! heard a great song 2day...sung 2 the tune of shel b coming round the mountain...oooh u canne shove ur grany off a bus, u canne shove ur grany off a bus, oh u canne shove ur granny, coz shes ur mammys mammy, u canne shove ur granny off a bus! u have 2 sing it in a scottish accent! and yes that does mean u can shove anyone elses granny off a bus as much as u like! yay! ubbidyfluff! fluffitypuff! moooooooooooooooooo
    ahem
    bubbye

    Current Mood: abdvjxfgsagdrf
    Current Music: the used-taste of ink
    9:10 pm
    dfh sdkfyawk rs dfksf wf e rtbdjg sv skdflu!! yes u heard me!!! awf wkjhb r erbv!! heard a great song 2day...sung 2 the tune of shel b coming round the mountain...oooh u canne shove ur grany off a bus, u canne shove ur grany off a bus, oh u canne shove ur granny, coz shes ur mammys mammy, u canne shove ur granny off a bus! u have 2 sing it in a scottish accent! and yes that does mean u can shove anyone elses granny off a bus as much as u like! yay! ubbidyfluff! fluffitypuff! moooooooooooooooooo
    ahem
    bubbye

    Current Mood: abdvjxfgsagdrf
    Current Music: the used-taste of ink
    Sunday, December 21st, 2003
    6:27 pm
    ho hum...havnt written in here for ages! so i think il fill the long silence with more random pointless crap that no one really wants 2 hear but it keeps me happy so who cares! not me! and seeing as im the only who counts in pie land (and im the only person in pie land) then no one cares! in fact i now have some rules for pie land! the rules say that everything is legal! of course there are conditions...for example if u want 2 drink underage then u have 2 give some 2 me otherwise u get a prod from the pie police! and if u want 2 kill someone then u have 2 have a gud reason - self defence, they killed you 1st, they killed ur friend 1st, theyr being mean 2 u, theyr annoying you, u really dont like them, u really want 2 kill someone! oh but u cant kill me...coz im great! :D so whos moving 2 pie land??
    Sunday, November 30th, 2003
    6:23 pm
    aaarg RP if u dont talk 2 me soon i will go insane! please please please please please please please please ring me! im gonna explode!

    Current Mood: scared
    Current Music: muse
    Wednesday, November 26th, 2003
    8:28 pm
    hmm irate...im not gonna bother 2day! look a lime green pixie with a needle and a yellow badminton racket!

    mmm jelly tots...

    Current Mood: irate
    Current Music: queens of the stone age: go with he flow
    Sunday, November 23rd, 2003
    9:16 pm
    u may notice that todays mood is groggy! well done have a medal!! im not feeling groggy i just like the word! dont u just think of a frog when u say it? and isnt it tru that frogs are immense?? not sure y im asking really coz im pretty sure ur not gonna answer...well u might but anyone in the house with u might think ur a bit wierd! not that talking 2 urself id wierd! i do it all the time in fact some of the best conversations i have are with myself! some people say (i sometimes say in a moment or boredom) that talking 2 urself id the 1st sign of madness! do u know what the second is? its hairs on the palm or ur hand! and the third? looking 4 them!!! muahahaha bet u looked! yea dont lie i know u did! anyway what was i saying? oh yea groggys an immense word! just trust me on that before i start trying 2 explain it and get lost again!

    i wud like 2 just comment on the innacuracy of the question of current music! coz when i filled that in i was listening 2 paint nothing by idlewild but since ive spent ages jibbering about nothing i am now listening 2 im happy 2 be here tonight! and i have also listened 2 when i argue i see shapes and 4 people do good! yes its taken me 4 songs 2 write this! and no its not a waste of time seeing as i have nothing better 2 do! except maybe revise 4 the chemistry test i have 2moro which ive failed twice now...hmm i think il go do that...

    Current Mood: groggy
    Current Music: idlewild: paint nothing
    Saturday, November 22nd, 2003
    8:49 pm
    wow quixotic! if i was sad i wud look that up right now! *looks up* only imaginary looking it up coz i cant b arsed 2 find a dictionary! ok in my imaginary dictionary it says "quixotic: feeling like a lethargic teapot gnogtating an upsiflump" i am aware that i made up a couple of those words! but not lethargic i found that on that list. but no i dont know what it means! aah well no one cares i know...just thought id tell u anyway! hmm i had 2 work 2day! i was considering quitting just coz the thought of getting out of bed at 8.30 was 2 much! *isnt lazy*

    i shud stop talking right there ^ but i have nothing better 2 do right now so im gonna continue! i know ul probably stop reading now coz all ive said so far is a load of rubbish and if u do stop reading i dont blame u! in fact i wud advise u 2! actually i am telling u 2 stop reading! i am gonna continue talking crap! ur still reading this arnt u...yes u r dont lie! i can tell ur reading this otherwise u wudnt b reading this nd wudnt know that this was here! therefore not only r u being disobedient and reading this u have also lied 2 me! i am disgraced!
    ok seriously stop reading now
    oi stoppit!
    ur still reading!
    stoppit!!
    right thats it theres only one way 2 stop u...
    *stops typing*
    u read that ddnt u!
    my god u lemon!
    whats wrong with u!?
    do u have compulsive reading disorder or something??




    ha! bet u ddnt read that!
    yea thats right its invisible! and yes i said nasty things about u!
    muahahaha *well timed thunder nd lightning*

    well i told u was gonna continue talking crap!
    that kept me occupied 4 at least 10 minutes! probably kept u occupied 2! u will be glad 2 know that u have spent the last few minutes of ur life reading complete and utter crap from a complete stranger! i hope u are enlightened! :D

    Current Mood: quixotic
    Current Music: muse: unintended
    Friday, November 21st, 2003
    10:28 pm
    eee *loves this song* mistake pageant byb idlewild...just the thing crossing my mind at the moment! not as great as bronze medal tho! hmm i love that song like a purple dancing goose loves its brand new shiney flipper cosies! (with pompoms of course) *takes pompoms from pocket* *juggles pompoms* aaah if only i cud juggle...but i can make balloon animals! yay!
    Sunday, July 20th, 2003
    6:09 pm
    what the hell does lethargic mean??? oo well thats me "lethargic"

    ok i got really drunk on friday night on a roundabout :S then yesterday morning it was my first day at work (in a chemists) and i had to get up early so i spent the day feeling reeeally hungover! then i nearly went to a gig but then decided not to and wondered around fields and railway tracks with plank nd emmmmma!

    uiukuj <--- my cat wanted to say hi, or maybe she just wanted to stand on the keyboard...

    Current Mood: lethargic
    Current Music: finch - what it is to burn
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