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wustvox's Blurty:
| Thursday, February 16th, 2006 | |
| 12:42 pm | Run for your mommies!!  Emo's better run like hell!! Current Mood: Ticketmaster Current Music: Wesley Willis |
| Friday, January 27th, 2006 | |
| 3:11 pm | -=[ What I would do if I could stop time at will ]=- The main three things I would do if I could stop time at will: 1. Steal everything 2. Have sex with everybody 3. Cause random chaos As far as stealing, I would freeze time and go through people's wallets. Nevermind robbing banks; I want to go through your wallet!! I would leave credit cards but if it was someone I didn't like I would take the credit cards so I could drop them in an alley in Southeast DC. Due to this I would have so much money that I would be able to do whatever I wanted when time had started again. Ohhhh and the sex. Everyone and anyone I wanted to see naked, bam: stop time and take pictures. I would have to steal many condoms from the RiteAid because everyone would have to be boned, ass or cunt or both. I would really enjoy just bending everyone over twice and riding the hell outta 'em. DP reamings would ensue because I would also have stopped time so I could steal many dildos from the porno store. Blowjobs would probably be boring due to the glazed look on the person's face as well as lack of suction. For people I did not like I would jam large vegetables or random objects up their asses. Stopping time would be especially helpfull to play pranks like taking someone's pants off, putting their own thumb up their ass, and then starting time again. You can imagine the laughs! Malls or large places would be the best place to have a large selection of people to choose from. Causing random chaos! I would definatly have to stop time and cause cashiers to repetedly short-change customers. It would also be good to remove people from the bathroom while they are in the process of shitting in a public bathroom and place them in the food court sitting at a table complete with a turd on a plate! People's clothes would change alot, I would freeze time and exchange two people's clothes with eachother while they are frozen in communication; especially funny if the people are strangers! (cashier/customer , doctor/patient , etc) I would definatly be freezing time to put random objects into people's hands: turkey legs, dildos, greasy wrenches, shitty toilet paper, guns, cans of soup, cucumbers, whips, bags of vomit, and granny-porn are all excellent choices.
Current Mood: Ticketmaster Current Music: Alog : Miniatures |
| Tuesday, January 24th, 2006 | |
| 3:01 pm | .: Time to drop a smell-meloN :. Public access library internet sucks a male camel's dick with horsey-sauce! Before leaving a friend's house where I'm staying today, I saw something in Reader's Digest about kids choking themselves to death!! HAHA! Oh man...why the f0ck would anyone want to choke themselves? The kid it was talking about never used drugs or drank. Definatly part of the problem. If the dumbass had actually drank some liquor or smoked pot, etc...well he'd probably be busy doing that and instead of choking on a venetian-blind cord he could have been choking on a fat joint!! I would say it suprises me that people do such idiotic things but I'd be lying. People are such idiots they will constantly invent new ways of going over the edge of stupidity. Oh yes and then there's the Myspace suicide kid. How lame is that? "Oh save me!! I'm gonna commit suicide on the internet!!". I thought it had gone too far when Timothy Leary died of natural causes on the internet but this is just rich!! People are all upset about it...what about all the other deaths that happen each day throughout the world? When people take their own lives, who should feel sorry for them? Not a single person!! It was their life and their choice. If the world was too much for them and they axe themselves out of it, we should be happy that they are out of their misery! Oh and people always say "oh you didn't live their life so you wouldn't know ". Thanks for stating the obvious but you forget one thing; I don't care!! The reason I didn't live these loser's life is that I'm me and I wouldn't end shit just because a girl breaks up with me or people don't like me!! All that shit's time to celebrate, nothing more. The myspace suicide kid has been lolocausted at the following site! http://lolocaustacide.ytmnsfw.com Oh and the site has seen 11,180 hits as of today!! So as much as people keep bitching about how suicide isn't funny...11,180 hits says love it or hate it, nobody can do without it!! If people hate me, I love it all the more!! If I'm liked? I like that too! As long as I still have me, I never lose!!
Current Mood: BulbouS Current Music: Otyg - Alve Fard |
| Saturday, January 21st, 2006 | |
| 11:55 am | .: Emo hatE :. It's amazing how much the Emo Hate Reich has done even though it's not totally finished. http://www.bulala.com/wustvox/emohate/ Also, the MySpace Josh Suicide LOLOCAUST site on ytmnd.com recently hit a big boom. It made it into ytmnsfw.com and is Top 15 currently. http://lolocaustacide.ytmnsfw.com Views all time: 9,189 Views yesterday: 6,012 Views today: 614 Ha HA!! I'm using the internet!!!1 Current Mood:  hyperCurrent Music: Yosinori Sunahara |
| Wednesday, October 26th, 2005 | |
| 8:05 am | 10-26-05 Do you have deprentia? Maldistrofis ? Diahritis ? Current Music: Dark Funeral - Final Ritual |
