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Name: Nicholas Bernard James Adam Byrne Nicknames: Nicko, Nix, Nickaroo, Nickoletto, Nickus Date of birth: 9th October 1978 - libra Place of birth: Baldoyle - Dublin, Ireland Eyes color: Blue Hair color: Blonde Height: 5ft 10 - 175cm Siblings: 1 brother - Adam, 1 sister - Gilian Pet: Ste the camel Status: Dating Liz :) School: Plunkitt College Previous jobs: Football player - goalkeeper for Leeds United for 2 years Likes: Football, Eating out, shopping, and traveling home to see family. Dislikes: Smoking and nasty peoples Best mate in westlife: Kiano Twin: Kiano Hero: Bruce willis Tattoo: A Celtic design that goes across lower back.



Quotes

-"My warm up routine is loads of press ups, sit ups...nah just McDonalds"

-"My hands are the best part of my body. They're well cool. They are exactly the same as my sister's and brother's!"

-"I love being a goalkeeper, that's probably what's the best at football"

-"We've been working so hard, we love it when we get a day off to go home to our families...and spending our time to go shopping... and i like to watch TV with my mum or eat my mum's cooking"

-"It's like an angel has come out of the sky and asked us five guys, 'What would you like to do with your lives?' The answer is Westlife."

-"I think about rude things every five minutes."

-"My auntie has a new born kitten and it was gorgeous I was cuddling it and I wouldn’t let it go. Next thing I knew it has weed all over my smart top that I was wearing to go out for lunch!"

Dating the lovely:
Liz

My Westlife mates:
Kian
Shane
Bryan
Mark

My lady friends:
Jess
Tash
Holly
Kerry

Blue lads:
Lee
Antony

My other great friends:
Ste
Keri
Nick



PSD Credit: Tonight

Bio + quote Credit: Desire

[10 Jul 2003|07:10am] I am still shaking from the mean joke Susan and Bry the Nun played on me. I really believed they would take my precious Dublin house. For that me, Kian, and Markie will go shopping in Bry the Nun's room later. I love Gucci! So I can't wait! I'll make sure to bring a really big bag! :D Lizzy Boo? Where are you? :[ It's so much fun torturing Markeeno at the breakfast table by eating cupcakes while he eats his healthy horse shit food. *dies laughing* He practically drools and watches us eat. I just love rubbing it in his face! Then we make fun of the way he does his sit-ups. But them he insulted me and said I have a girly run. *pouts* And I'm not a cry baby. *sobs hard* Kiano's chicken rules! I taught it chicken karate and it can also do a bit of some kick boxing! You should of seen Mark scream when he saw it. He ran and locked himself in his room. So Kian, me and Markie are waiting outside his door. Cause he has to come out sometime. I wanna say that Jess rocks! She makes the funniest jokes about Markeeno! She also a strong believer in the fact that Mark is slow and he can't spell. lmao Tasho, you must tell Mark that if he doesn't make me and Kiano No.1 on his Hit list, that we will have Markie attack him. *nods and grins* 5 comments|post comment

Bry the nun [04 Jul 2003|03:55pm] I was napping nicely in the late morning, when suddenly Mark bursts into my room, pins me to the ground and hits me in the head with a bunch of tennis balls. *sobs* Kian hit him, but he contiuned. He didn't stop until my head was throbbing and I was screaming my head off. He was getting revenge cause me and Kian switched his bloody tennis racket. I'd also like to take the time to thank Kiano for getting me these lovely bags of Bryan's cloths. I tried them all on, they were a bit loose on me. So I shrunk them all in the wash so that they would fit me better. lol And it worked! Tasho is baccckkk!! That means I can bother her constantly cause it is loads of fun! :D I dunno what I'm suppost to do with Liz's cloths. Do I leave them here or mail them to Ireland? I folded all of her cloths and made a pile of all her panties. Her panties are very sexy. :x Some fan gave us some teddies the other day, so I dressed them all in Liz's cloths. They look like people now, it's so funny! *laughs* But I know Lizzy Boo is gonna kill me now. I phoned a nearby Nun convert today. I lied and told them Bryan was going to quit Westlife and become a nun. At first the nun I was talking to was stunned. But I explained to her that Bry was sick of all the fame and fortune and he wanted to give the rest of his life to the church. And the nun bought it! She came by this afternoon and I let her in the tour bus. She went into Bry's room and hugged him. Bryan looked confused and scared. He was like: "Who the hell are you?" and the nun gasped cause he said hell to her. She took out a ruler and smacked his hand hard. I was on the ground dying of laughter!! I told Bry that the nun was here to take him away to become a nun like her. That's when he grabbed the ruler out of the nun's hand and smacked me in the head with it! Then the nun grabbed it back and smacked Bry on the bum. lmao She was so pissed off at us, that she left. Me and Kiano are in the process of taping posters of birds on Markeeno's wall. So far we have most of the room covered. He's gonna freak when he sees them! *laughs hard* I hope he wets his pants, cause that will make it even more funnier. *devilish grin* 124 comments|post comment

What a night [30 Jun 2003|02:06am] [ mood | Extremely loved/happy ] [ music | Christina Aguilera-"Beautiful" ] *sobs* I hate being number 2 on Mark's Hit list. It makes me feel like a loser. :[ I was sighing autographs yesterday outside the hotel when some fan brought up a doll for me to sigh. It was those Westlife dolls that they used to sell a while back ago. I just stared at it. I mean I've seen it before, but I never realise how ugly they made us look! lmao Ran out this morning and bought flowers, candy and a teddy bear since Liz was coming to visit. I even shaved and washed my lucky socks (which have never been washed before). I want everything to be perfect when she gets here. Though I had some trouble when I spotted some pigeons down the corner of my street. I grabbed my lightaber and gave those evil winged birds a mighty fine beating. Some old bloke threated to call the police on me and my animal cruelty. I grinned at him a told him to "bite me", in a polite way. lol He looked very insulted. Mission accomplished. I was very excited when Lizzy Boo finally arrived, I ran and jumped right into her arms. Then sent her and me flying down onto the ground. Luckily, my nice hard wood floor broke our fall. I had went to the shop early that afternoon and bought some fresh steaks. Which I planned on cooking myself. I could tell Liz was impressed at the thought of me cooking, she was also terrified. And she had every damn reason to be. I ended up burning the steaks to a black crisp, and while I was bringing them off the stove I dropped them on the floor. So we decided to forget about it and have some dessert instead. But all I had left in the fridge was some of Kian's old birthday cake. It didn't look fresh, but we ate it anyway. lol And towards the end of the night, a slow song came on the radio and we danced together, even long after the music ended. We sat back down and I leaned across the table to give her a kiss, and I ended up knocking a candle down. The whole table bursted into flames! Obvious, I didn't know that my stupid table cloth was very flammable. *shakes head* My tie also caught on fire, Liz had to throw some champagne at me to put it out. That was my favorite tie. :[ After the fire department came and put everything out, they warned me never to go near candles again. I'm a grown man, I don't need to be told that!! *grrr* So yes, I admit that those damn bloody candles and the burned steaks nearly wreaked our romantic night. But I still had an amazing time with my lovely girlfriend, even when she was panicking to put the fire out on my tie. *laughs a bit* Oh, and Liz I promise to replace your purse that got badly damaged by the fire. We can blame those evil 'Tropical scented' candles for it. *nods and grins* 14 comments|post comment

[26 Jun 2003|07:37pm] [ mood | discontent ] [ music | Disturbed-"Down with the sickness" ] I'm lying on my bunk at the moment. My stomach still hurts from this morning when Bryan messed with our toast and coffee. *grrrrrr* I'm working on a plan to get him back double as hard. Today at lunch there was one chicken wing left, and ofcourse I wanted it. But Bryan went with his fork and grabbed it. So I was forced to break out my lightsaber and whack him in the nose. Which wasn't such a great idea cause it started to bleed a bit. But I got the chicken wing! *dances* Then Louis came and started to yell at me and he ended up taking away my lightsaber, saying I could kill someone with that goddamn toy. *sobs* But Bry was asking for it. Plus it was revenge for this morning. But as always Louis, wasn't listening. >:O I took the time to make Markus a lovely banner that reads: We love bald people. I went in his room to show it to him. He got beyond mad and ripped it in two. I nearly cried cause I spent so much time making it and coloring it with those cool smelly markers. :[ I told him to calm down and then I started to pet his bald spot. He nearly bite me fingers off! I will do anything to stay on the top of his hit list! Don't get me wrong, I love Lizzy Boo so much and everything, but I'm not gonna let her beat me out on the hit list. *nods* We started building the base of the tree house. Me and Kiano made a map of how it's all suppost to look like. When we finished the base we all stepped back to have a look, and we saw that it's crooked. Arrggghh! ( Look away!!! ) 20 comments|post comment

[25 Jun 2003|01:06pm] [ mood | Hyped up ] [ music | It's not ABBA, I swear ] It's like the worst thing a good looking person like me could ever get. Hat hair *sobs* I've tried and tried but this pink dye refuses to get out. So I have to wait until it grows out! That take 3,437 years! *groans* I hate this. Despite the evilness of my pink hair, I still woke up early this morning all hyper. I had nothing to do cause everyone was sleeping. So I thought I'd do something to keep me busy- like clean my room. *gasps* Yeah, I know. lol I had a bunch of crap under my bed. I found an old sandwich, my missing socks, chewed up gum, a moldy donut, and a cd. It was the ABBA cd, *laughs* I was bored so I put it in to listen to it. I only did it for a laugh, but then "Dancing queen" came on. And I couldn't help myself. I started to bust out some funky dance moves. I started off doing a disco boogie then a bit of a messed up moonwalk, some hand clapping and then my famous frog dance that Liz loves so much. lol I was really getting into it! It was a fantasic dance combination. *nods* Then my door opened and everyone was standing there staring at me doing my mad dance. I didn't realise they were there until I turned around, saw them and then froze. They saw me dancing to ABBA. Wearing nothing but my scooby doo boxers. *drops head in shame* Mark said I danced like a drunk one-legged chicken that had been beaten. Oh yeah!?! well chickens don't get drunk nor do they dance! So ha! In his face. *smiles* Aaww, I promised Lizzy Boo a gift back. For you love. You are the reason I breathe. You make me complete. Even though I'm sometimes teased constantly by you, I still love you. You have this smile that lights up the room even more brighter then Mark's hair did when he was blonde. lol I will love you forever, even when your hair goes all grey snd you get wrinkley. lmao *kisses you and grins* Bryan called me stupid cause I bought Star Wars lightsabers off Ebay for me and Kiano. They actually glow in the dark! Coool. 16 comments|post comment

The day my hair's hotness died *tears* [22 Jun 2003|03:04pm] [ mood | Punk'D ] [ music | Me sobbing as I wash my hair ] Before I start, this was 100% Shane's idea. I just went with it. *nods* Yesterday Shane suggested we dye Mark's hair some cool color like hot pink. Ofcourse when we asked Tasho she said no. But we didn't care, We decided Mark would have his hair dyed orange. Also I did it cause Mark hit me really hard, many times. So he deserved it. Then we were going to dye Bryan's hair pink, just for the fun of it! :D So after we all we all got back from our show at Belfast, I ran real fast to Bryan's room,. He didn't notice, he was busy watching some tv with Kian. So I took his shampoo bottle and started pouring the pink dye into it. Then I heard someone coming so I hurried and jumped under his bunk. Bryan came in the room and I think he was on the phone with Hols. He had a seat on the bunk. So basicly he was sitting on me. Urrggghh! And he kept moving around on the bed and hurting my back. But the most worst part, was when I turned my cheek a bit to see what was tickling the side of my face. It's was Bryan's boxers. I've never screamed so loud in my life!! I ran out from under his bed and nearly gave Bry a heartattack when he saw me. I was in near tears, my cheek touched his minging boxers! *dies* He was very mad, he asked what I was doing in his room. Then he looked at my hands which had pink dye all over them, then he looked on the floor and saw a trail of pink dots that traced all the way to his shampoo bottle. He asked me what I did to his shampoo, I told him nothing. So when I least expected it, he grabbed my head and started pouring the dye on my precious hair! *sobs* It's a good thing Shane and Kiano came when they did, and stopped crazy Bry before all my head was fully pink. He only got about half my head. Mark stood by the door laughing hard. I couldn't help it, my gorgeous has been ruined. I shed a few tears. I looked like some clown, and clowns are scary. :[ I hate Bryano and Markeeno. They are evil. I've washed my hair 7 times in a row, but still you can see the pink color. Now it looks like baby pink. Hats are my new best friends. EDIT- ( Lizzy Boo ) 21 comments|post comment

I can cross hair cutting of my list of things I can do well. :[ [20 Jun 2003|04:13am] [ mood | Fearing for my life ] [ music | Village People-"YMCA" (lmao) ] I'm in trouble. Lots and lots of it. *quickly checks behind he's back to make sure no one is there* I kinda messed up a little lot. Ok, Kiano agreed to help me sneak into Mark's room and snip a bit of his hair off to donate. So last night we snuck into his room. Everything was going well, until I tripped over his cloths on the floor and crashed into his cds. Luckily Mark is exactly like Sleeping beauty, and just about nothing can wake him up. He's been so messy during this tour. He leaves his crap everywhere! I nearly broke my head open when I fell! *grrrrrrrr* Anyway, I made Kiano stand guard by the door to make sure no one would get it. I took out my new pair of scissors and slowly leaned towards the bed. I was just gonna cut a little little bit off the top. I brought the scissors down ready to cut when suddenly-BOOM! The door flys open and Bryan appears. "Hey, what the hell are you guys doing in Mark's room?" He shouted loudly. His enterance made Kian jump up and bump into me. Then my scissors shifted and I ended up cutting too much hair off. Way too much. Mark now has a bald spot in the back of his head. I feel so awful! Then I look at the bald spot and start laughing until my sides hurt! lmao We all just stood there looking at Mark's balds spot. It's about the size of a bottle cap. It's not that noticable. We all ran out of his room and bursted out laughing. It's was just too funny! We were practically crying from laughing so hard. "He's gonna kill us!" I said as I started to calm down a bit. "No, no. He's gonna kill you!" Bryan replied between fits of laughter. So sad, yet so true. On the bright side, I've gotten loads of donations! And I sat outside in my booth again selling all the donated stuff, plus Mark's hair. *laughs* And some old ancient bloke bought Holly's bikini for 50 pounds. *shudders* I haven't got a clue what he's gonna do with it! I'm scared what Mark is gonna do to me when he sees his new bald spot. *trys not to laugh* I'd usually have Liz here to protect me and do her karate moves on him. But sadly she all the way in South Africa at the moment. *pouts* I'll just tell him Bry did it. Cause he kinda did. If he wouldn't of bursted into the room like that, then Kiano wouldn't of got surprised and jumped back into me, and I wouldn't of moved and messed up and cut too much hair off. It's that simple. I'm not that innocent. *grins* EDIT- SORRY TASHO! I sold your stereo to this real nice lady. Don't worry. I didn't sell ALL of Josh's kiddie movies. 48 comments|post comment

All for a good cause :) [17 Jun 2003|05:18pm] [ mood | Accepting Donations-ish ] [ music | Eminem-"Sing for a moment" ] As you may or may not know, I promised Shane I would make his baby a tree house with a huge waterslide! It'll be very wicked! Shane's baby will be the most popular kid ever because of it. Only problem is it would cost a lot of money to get the all the materials. I know you may be thinking: "You cheap arse, just pay for it with your own damn money!". Well I would, but I'd probably be broke after spending it like crazy to make this tree house the best. So in order to save my money, but bulild the tree house at the same time, I will need donations. *nods* People can donate anything; money, stuff for me to sell, stuff for me to eat. lol I'm gonna secretly go shopping in everyone's room on the tour bus, but don't take it the wrong way, I'm doing it for the good of the baby's tree house. So far I got me mum to donate 5 pounds. Yeah, that will buy a lot of stuff! Not. That's it, I only got one donation. So I emailed Meikola and asked her for some ideas. She said I should donate my hair. But once I saw the words hair and donate and freaked out and said no. She said she meant just a little piece of it. I asked her who would pay money to have a bit of my hair. She replied: Die hard Westlife fans. I was very hesitant at first, I didn't wanna be a bald lad again. So I took the scissors and snipped a little bit off the top. I put it in a zip lock bag and autographed it. Kiano helped me build a little booth out of card board. So I sat outside the tour bus in my booth selling a piece of my hair. And to my amazement someone bought it! For 75 pounds some mum bought it for her daughter, who looked like she was gonna burst into tears when I handed her the ziplock bag with my hair inside. Her friend asked if I could get her one too, she said she'd pay 80 pounds for it. The only problem, she wants Mark's hair. Goddamn. How the hell am I gonna pull that off? I dunno. All I know is so far I raised 85 pounds. Woot! *applauses himself* EDIT- *puppy dog eyes* Lizzy Boo, can you donate some of your hair? *laughs* 14 comments|post comment

Warning!: This might get a little soppy, lol [15 Jun 2003|12:12pm] [ mood | Really happy ] [ music | Getting ready to go shopping ] Woot. *comes out of the loo with a towel on and a freshly shaved face* I got a date tonight! *dances and slips on the wet floor* Oww! *gets out some after shave and splashes some on his cheeks, then screams* Ever since the first time I met Liz, I knew there was something special about her. At the time I didn't know what. And it took me 2 failed realationships to find out. There is no girl out there like Liz, she special like chocolate vanilla iceing cake with sprinkles, and cherries. *smiles* At the time I was too chicken to tell Liz how I felt about her. But no one was more surprised then me to find that she liked me back. We didn't wanna tell everyone and cause drama, because that was right after Liz and Kiano broke up. And I hated keep what we had a secret. But the number one reason we didn't want to tell everyone is because we didn't know how it would make Kian feel. Him and Liz had an ugly breakup, and the last thing in the world I'd want to do is hurt my best mate/twin. So Kiano, I hope you don't hate me. And I'd totally understand if you were upset towards me, hell I'd be too. I'm sorry I wasn't honest with you from the start. I promise from now on, I wont keep anymore secrets from you. So I just want everyone to know I'm taking the most lovely lady out to a quiet dinner tonight, *grins* I might even play her some nice violin music. (I dunno how to play violin! lol) We might argue sometime times a lot, but I still like her. I could never hate her, just like she could never hate my pretty face! *laughs* I must be going now, I have to go shopping at Shane's to pick up some nice shorts to wear tonight. lol EDIT- We are so getting free breadsticks this time! lol 6 comments|post comment

[11 Jun 2003|06:26am] [ mood | Shopped out/tired ] [ music | The Osmonds-"Crazy horses" ] Kiano and I went shopping at Bryan and Mark's room. lol Bryan caught us in the middle of our "shopping spree" and yelled at us to put all his stuff back. We kept quiet and ran out like loons with our bags of newly taken stuff. He chased us all all around the tour bus, shouting that he would kill us. But Stan broke up the chase and told Bry to go in his room and calm down. We still have his stuff. *grins* I hope he doesn't find out I took all of his pillows. lol Mark's room was easier to shop in cause he was napping, he didn't even notice we were there. Kiano took his silver necklaces, couple nice shirts and his sunglasses. I helped my self to his shoes, a few of his "naughty" magazines, and some of his cds. lmao Cause I wanna play some new stuff on the cd player a took from Bry. *laughs hard* Then we saw his sweets and we were gonna take them, until we remembered he licked them all. Eeww! I'm sadden at the fact that since I'm the goalie, I wont get any boob/bum grabbing action. lol Maybe I might get Jen, since she's the other goalie. I'll get her after the game is over. *laughs* My mum called me today, she told me that Bryan called her earlier saying I was stealing his stuff! I slowly explained to her that I was shopping with Kiano. She was very confused. But she pretened to get what I was saying anyway. What a great mum. lol Mark's foot is still sore, so while he was sleeping I wrapped him all up in toilet paper like a mummy! lol I can't wait for him to wake up! I have a secret stash of donuts I'm eating right now. I can't trust anyone with it. *laughs hard* I saw a informmercial for one of those water bras for women. I ordered 15 of them! We are gonna have a water bra fight! *dies laughing* And I bet it would more fun/wild then any water balloon fight! Woot! :D Meikola said she's gonna write a book about our love. And when her book sells millions, she gonna take the money and live in Sligo with me. She's gonna call the book: Meikola hearts Kian. *shudders* I told her that would never happen. She told me to shut up and called me a fruity prick. lmao I'll put my good helmet on and go visit Tash and Ben later. 18 comments|post comment

I have no donuts :[ *sobs* [09 Jun 2003|02:02pm] [ mood | Donut-less ] [ music | Mark shouting about his foot ] Man, Bryan is the baddest. *grrrrrrr* He ate the donuts that the donut man had sent to me. I had to write a damn love note to him to get those!! *grrrr* I didn't give Kiano any ideas, I just inspired him. So I'm not to blame. This morning I put soapy water on the floor so that when Bryan came out of the shower he would slip and fall. Then I would laugh at him. But instead Mark came out of the loo and did this wild dance kind of thing while he was slipping. He fell and landed on Shane! *laughs hard* I was dying! It was too funny!! :D Mark had vowed to murder me once his sore foot heals. He can still walk on it, but he complains like a big baby whenever someone touches it. *laughs* I tried to apologize to him and explain that the soapy water was meant for Bryan, but he hit me in the head with a bowl of microwavable noodles. Urrrgghh!! Me and Kiano were playing a new game called "Guess what I'm thinking at this very exact second, and no cheating". It was dead fun! We both guessed right everytime! We are really are twins!! *shakes head in amazement* We were gonna play a second round of it, but violent Markeeno barked at us to shut up and keep it down cause he was trying to sleep. *coughs*tart*coughs* I took Tasho's advice she gave me yesterday. I looked under Bryan's pillow, sadly there was no sweets there, but I found some money and his watch. *grins* Since he ate my donuts, I decided to take that stuff. I'm gonna go buy myself some donuts with his money. *check the time on Bry's watch* Oh, looks like it's time to go feed Mark his soup! This time I promise I'll try not to burn him with it...*evil grin*...on purpose. EDIT- Wow, Meikola told me she could put a Russian Voodoo curse on Bryan for me. I kindly told her no. Cause that Voodoo stuff is freaky, *pauses* just like her! lmao EDIT 2- Eeewww. She wants to know what I'm wearing! *shudders* I told her I was wearing one of those adult sized nappies. *laughs hard* EDIT 3- Come love my new layout!! Gorgeous new look! I made it myself. *nods proudly* 20 comments|post comment

I never learned to share. [07 Jun 2003|01:04pm] [ mood | Greedy ] [ music | Hmm, I wonder what this song is called... ] I'm in the middle of playing miniture golf on the tour bus. So far I broke one window and hit Bryan accidently on the head. Twice. Some nice/brilliant/wicked fan left a big basket of sweets outside our bus. Shane found it out in the front this morning. We've been fighting over it ever since. lol We tried to split it evenly amongst the five of us. But then one of us would end up complaining that someone got more then them. So we got into a stupid arguement. Then we all started fighting and tackling each other. Shane bit my hand trying to snatch a chocolate bar from me. *laughs* It's was ugly. I was able to leave with less than a handful of sweets. *pouts* Kiano has more then me cause he like nearly choked me to death and took some of mine. lmao Mark licked all his sweets so no one would want it. And ofcourse it worked. I nicely asked Bryan to give me some of his sweets, he laughed at me and said hell no cause I took up too much time in the loo this morning. That's not my fault! God blessed me with fantastic hair. *grins* Meikola told me all her friends think we're dating. I am scared. *sobs alittle* But then again, she still thinks I'm Kian. So I guess I'm ok. *nods* She said she showed her 2 year old son my picture and he said "Dadoo". Which I guess is Russian/baby gibberish for Daddy. *pauses* Ah, crap. This women is mad, I dunno why I even bother talk to her. Maybe I have a strange fasination with Russian village girls with mustaches and loads of kids. -10 minutes later- *shudders* Eeeewww. No I don't! What was I thinking? *eats a donut* Aha! I think I see Shane trying to go after my sweets. Time to go kick some arse! lmao 10 comments|post comment

Oh happy day. Not. lol [06 Jun 2003|08:13pm] [ mood | I dunno ] [ music | I dunno- lol ] Check out my new Cowboys icon! Me and the lads rock country music like woah. *laughs* My toe is feeling more healed up. I phoned my mum and told her about my evil band mates who wouldn't take care of me. She just stayed quiet and every now and then tutted. Yeah, that didn't help. lol Still a bit mad/hurt/annoyed about last night. My so called mates left me at the club. I got a ride home from the Dj, and he was creepy. He had a lazy eye and gold teeth. Kind of like a cheap pimp! *laughs and shudders* I do blame Lizzy Boo for wreakless wheelchair pushing. lol She basicly shoved me down the curb when we were crossing the street. Nearly got me ran over by a semi-truck! And on the side walk she pushes me through rocks which made the wheelchair tip over, many times. And she also pushed me though a bush, just for a laugh! *shakes head* I'm lucky to be here today. Next time I'll take crutches. I got a letter today back from the donut man. He says he's taken and has a wife. But he'll happily send me a couple donuts. Just a couple. Cheap arse. lmao Mark has dicovered the hilarious-ness in blonde jokes and now keeps following me around and telling me then. Then I got him back by telling jokes about how slow he is. My personal favorite is: Knock knock Who's there? Mark is slow Mark is slow who? Mark is slow and stupid! *dies laughing* It's...*trys stop laughing*...so...funny! I dunno why though! *laughs some more* *sighs* If I don't stop laughing, I'll surely pass out or something. *laughs again* Moving on, I got an email from Meikola saying that I was never her favorite member and that Justin was. I told her we don't have anybody in the group named Justin. She repiled back: Justin Timberlake. After I was done laughing at her slowness/stupidity I mentioned to her that Justin isn't in our band. She says I'm lying. WTF!??! I told her I'd even send her a picture as proof. She said I was "a very bad lying man". *shakes head* I'm surrounded by loons. lol I need to go take a looonnnnng nap now. 25 comments|post comment

[05 Jun 2003|03:40pm] [ mood | Hurt ] [ music | N.E.R.D-"Lapdance" ] *sobs* I'm hurt. I tripped and fell over Bryan's gym bag. I ended up banging up my big toe pretty badly. It even bleed a little. I'm limping all over the place. :[ I kindly asked Kian to be my nurse boy, he said no. I thought he was joking and I asked him to get me a pillow and a bowl of chocolate pudding. He said no. I asked him if he could come a bit closer so I could give a a good slapping, he hit me with a pillow and said no. Urrrggghhhh!! You not supposed to hit the injured!! I got Meikola's email, so I sent her a note that said: Irish men like girls without facial hair! She emailed be back and said I must really fancy her. Eeeww. I wrote her back telling her I'm 100% not interested. She wrote back calling me a pissy basturd. *is hurt* Oh well. *shrugs* lmao I had a little afternoon nap. Stan sang me to sleep. lol It was very creepy. *grrrrrrrr* I had enough of this Shnicky crap! It makes me mad. *pouts* My mates are so mean to me, just cause I'm sexier. *sticks tongue out* I gotta go to the toilet real bad. I drank a huge cup of orange juice. I don't think I'll be able to make it there limping the way I do. It's a good thing I'm in Mark's bunk...*evil grin* lol I wrote a love letter to the donut man, hoping I'd get loads of free donuts in the process. *laughs* I hope he doesn't take me serious! *shudders* Did I mention I took some painkillers for my toe? That's why I'm acting a bit mad/loony at the moment. I'm very proud I learned how to wink with my right eye. *smirks* Now I gotta learn how to snap with my left hand. *laughs* I want to come with Liz, Kian, and Tasho out to dance. *sobs* I feel so left out. Like a shoe. lmao You guys can push me around in a wheelchair, it'll be loads of fun!! PAR-TAY! *grins* 14 comments|post comment

Nicky is better then you! Heee!! [03 Jun 2003|04:06pm] [ mood | Dating-y ] [ music | Me singing "The tide is high"- lmao ] I went to visit Ben today. He hit me with a pancake flipper. I don't think he likes me anymore. I also think he broke my hand. *pouts* I got bored this afternoon, so I so I called up Mark and asked him if he fancied going bird watching today. I heard him shout, then there was a thud noise in the background. *laughs hard* That gets him everytime! lol I was feeling rebel-y so I sent in a video entry to one of those dating services. I said my name was Kian Egan and that I was afriad of my band mate Shane's horses. I also said that Nicky was the only sexy member of Westlife and that he was the best rebel of all time. *laughs hard* And the dating service sent me back a video of someone they matched me, "Kian", with. My match up is a girl called Meikola. *laughs* Sounds like my soul mate! Not. This dating service sucks! EDIT- I just finished watching the video profile of Meikola. She's a 27 year old village girl from Russia. She got 8 kids and mustache! Aaaahhhh!!! Eeeewwww!! *dies laughing* 16 comments|post comment

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