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[09 Oct 2003|07:26pm] [ mood | apathetic ] Sexy Bry is back! *laughs* Just back to wish the blonde bitch Nicko a very happy birthday. *gives him a hug-is surprised of self* I also got ye a present, mate. Ok, calm down, I know ye're going to get excited after ye see this thing *half smile* How cool am I, eh? I know that I broke some of ye and I thought of buying a new one but try not to hit me with it or I'll break yer head *grr* Me life is perfect at the moment, I'm engaged to the best woman ever *smiles-kisses Holly* I've even thought of going on and buy a house to live together but that's something but I need an answer first *winks* Ok. Done. I'm probably updating something interesting soon and ye guys better get ready *rubs hands-evil laugh* 2 pints| pull me a pint

[03 Oct 2003|08:25am] [ mood | blah ] I'm still alive. I apologise for not updating recently but it's all about laziness work. It's been like a non-stop since we started promoting "Hey Whatever" which didn't get the successful we thought. I blame Kian and Nicky for that. They cut off their hair and freaked out all our fans.Bad bitches. How can I buy all those expensive things if we don't earn money? *shakes head-grins* At least some of them can look at me pictures and feel relief I'm still as sexy as always *smiles-winks* The other day I was look for me bandaged hand and didn't find it. I wonder if ANYONE *coughs* hid it. I just put it away in the cupboard and now no have idea where it is. *glares at his bandmates-grrrr* I'm taking Holly for a nice dinner out tonight. I don't know where about yet, I just want to give her something that means a lot to me. I can't wait so here it is. I wasn't sure If I'm ready to get engaged again but if I don't give the first step I'll never know. I love her, she loves me, that's all we really need at the moment *smiles* I love ye baby *kisses Holly* That fecking stupid list of Mark is going on me nerves *grrr* Me sexy and wonderful gurlfriend Holly has done nothing to ye, I give ye days to remove her from yer list. Or I'll help ye to break those chair on ye Later folks! 5 pints| pull me a pint

[21 Sep 2003|07:07pm] [ mood | bored ] *yawns-sexy half smile* I'm bored. I've been planning meself to go and visit me new nephew, Killian Nicholas Brian McFadden. *smiles* I miss ye, Sus. We're still working in London, the British Capital, the place ye can go out and get drunk and then appear in magazines calling ye the drunk McFatten or whatever *grr* Fecking stupid Londoner people! I did attend to "The Italian Job" premiere the last 15. Yea, I went all me own 'cuz no one of me bandmates wanted to come with me. Cruel bitches! People didn't like the way I wore and what the feck do they know about fashion? *shakes head* McFlabben??!! Jesus, people don't know what to call me. *grr* If there's anyone who dares to call me something else, I'll hang them a banner in their fecking foreheads that will say: "born to be killed by Mr. Sexy, Bryan" and then I'll shove them into a cliff. *grins* Oh! Someone asked me too how I injured meself in me right hand 'cuz I wore a bandaged hand, and I just answered: "It's nothing. I have just been wanking an awful lot recently". Hey! It was a good excuse, Holly is busy in Australia. *kiss imaginary Holly* I hope, sweetheart, things are going great. I miss ye. If ye need me help, I'll be there in a few hours, and kick that punk to leave ye alone. I'll call ye later. I have a surprise for ye when ye're back home *winks* AND YOU!!! What the feck are you taking bets on me anger problems?? YOU ARE SO GOING TO WIN A SHIT!!! *grr-tries to breathe-kicks the wall* >=O There. I'm done. 6 pints| pull me a pint

Yo bitches [07 Sep 2003|09:15pm] [ mood | cool ] Bry is in da house! *sexy smile* It's been ages since me last fecking update and I bet ye bitches missed me crazy, didn't ye? I'm still the King after all *grins* Me french holidays were brilliant but ye don't really need details and I'm so not going to say anything, sorry folks, it's over rated *smirks* If only I could say anything about it ye would die of envy *pats all yer backs* Holly gave ye our presents already, we really hope all of ye enjoy them 'cuz Holly spent her our beloved time on looking for them. To everyone who thinks we were 24/7 in the hotel's room, it's not true, it was 22/7 instead, 2 hours was for eating and stuff *laughs hard* I got some presents for Lilly and some more for me Molly, it was her birthday on the 30th August, she just looks beautiful with only 2 years old, daddy loves you princess. Our Hey Whatever promotion is so ready, stay tuned mates *grins* Me bandmates and meself have been doing some telly in London and after that going a night out at trendy clubs Sketch and Attica with some stupid photographers chasing me all the time, guess I got all pissed off, I swear I'd have shoved their stupid cameras in their bloody ***** if I had had the chance. Saturday Show, TOTP or Diggin it were some tv shows that we were doing and GMTV tomorrow morning. It was fecking hilarious. I played against Mark and yea I won, people said I cheated, NO WAY! Mark was slow as always, he really needs some caffeine sometimes *nods* even so he is still a cool mate. Sorry dude, maybe you will be luckier next time. So yea, it was Kerry's birthday yesterday so I just said Happy birthday on the telly. I didn't forget it at all, love. Hope ye got the message and hope ye had a great time too. Happy 23rd Birthday again just incase you missed it. I'm so a good golf player, Nicko *grrrr* don't make me break yer new coffee table again. I don't know why people are always pimping their icons, this time I'm pimping mine which rock better then yers, take a look at them, watch not drooling over or I will have to wape them off later. Done folks! Now where is that warm welcome? 31 pints| pull me a pint

[18 Aug 2003|04:00pm] [ mood | exhausted ] France is absolutely great. Holly is enjoying this as much as I am. We will get home on Friday or so, we are thinking of staying the weekend too but Louis phoned me the other day telling our holiday days are over *sniffs* Now I was getting used to do nothing but spending time with Holly and me daughters *grrrr* Bryan, deep breathe, man *takes some deep breathes* I'm ok. *punches the wall* There, I tell you I'm ok. Shooting 'Hey Whatever' was fecking hilarious. I liked the idea of all those models wearing bikinis in the pool or that one who was in the loo while I was fixing me tie, mmm, yea but since I've got a gurlfriend, I tried not to stare at anyone, and I was cool 'cuz I didn't *raise and eyebrow-half smile* The video is worth it so you better watch it when ye have the chance. We are also performing on CD:UK on the 30th August, come along to see us, ye will love it *winks* I am really suck at updating when I don't know what to say. Holly says Hi to everyone, she is busy now giving me a nice massage on my shoulders. We were in Marsella yesterday and spent the whole day on the beach, Holly got sunburnt but she is ok, I will put some lotion on her back later on today *evil grin* I have to say I'm doing good on me 'anger issues', some damn assholes were going on me fecking nerves when they started flirting Holly, I would rather make them eat the sand but I just grabbed Holly's arm and went off to sunbathe. This is over, folks. Have things to do *devilish smile* ( A lil OOC ) 7 pints| pull me a pint

[11 Aug 2003|04:10pm] [ mood | good ] Actually I don't know what update about *shrugs* I'm back in Liverpool spending some days with me little gurls and visiting their mum. I'm phoning Holly later to talk to her about a possible trip to anywhere. We have not gone out yet and I would like to take her abroad for a couple of days. Just me and her *grins* I've been thinking of some days in France...boarding a boat which can take us all along the Sena river to admire Paris at night, sipping champagne in very nice restaurants and also make a good use of our de luxe suit in the Ritz Hotel *smiles* I can be really nice guy if you know how to treat me *winks at Holly* Right away I didn't win that golf game me bitches played a while ago but I was near *nods* Kian asked me for a gold club and since I'm trying to be nice to me bandmates, I lent Kian me best stick which Kian threw far away while he was trying to hit the fucking ball and hit hard Nicky's back. Nicky thought it was me and chucked me stick into a lake that was near *grrrrrrr* I chased after Nicky and Kian around the golf course while Mark and Shane were talking to people of the telly that we were just messing around which was not true, things like cutting Kian and Nicky's necks off and put them on me room wall after they are all stuffed, or kill them and use them as scarecrow in me way in house, etc. were coming out me mind while I was running after those pair of blonde bitches, so... I've been controlling me anger quite good so far by the way *pats self* People should be proud of me 'cuz I am so. We didn't have a party at me lil sis Liz house last week, what about this one? *rubs hands* Off now anyway. Later. 3 pints| pull me a pint

[05 Aug 2003|11:15am] [ mood | apathetic ] [ music | Holly Valance- Naughty girl ] Fuck! I'm updating 'cuz me wanted arse could be kicked out of the community (again) and no-one would like it to happen *grins* If you dare say yes I will kick you to death *grr-coughs* would you? *smiles* I understand now when Mark turns into a lazy bitch to update, does it make me be a bitch too? bah, I don't really care 'cuz I'm the most attractive bitch you've ever known *sexy smile* Our tour is over, well, it was ages ago but we have never written about it. I've been spending me time here and there. Now I'm back in Dublind and got me flight ticket to Liverpool back to me flat and stay there with Holly. I've been thinking of having a wild party when I was back over there too. Mmmm, guys, it will place at me sis Liz the freak house on Friday night *nods* There will be loads of REAL FOOD and BEER and also Tash stripping for us *grins* Everyone knows she won't do it but I'm working on a plan at the moment *evil grin-rubs hands together* Oh, hold on! What about we play strip poker too? hehe First day off of our stupid group therapy. Who in the hell said it would be a great idea? Oh yea Nicky the blonde bitch *shakes head* and who the fuck said I had "anger issues"? *grrr* I've been trying to control myself lately not to hit or pick on someone and it is working *pats self* Well, apart from calling Nicky and Kian bitches but that's true so it doesn't count as an insult. Let's see what happens after our second therapy session. I can't wait for the female strippers *grins* Off to unpack me clothes and put me boxers on. I'm going to visit me family today. Gone. 21 pints| pull me a pint

[28 Jul 2003|01:30pm] [ mood | bored ] Oh man I could stay in bed hours and hours and maybe days too. Yea I'm fucking tired of doing nothing, I am even lazy to type. I was thinking of asking Holly to do it for me but I am finally doing me own. I went off for a walk this morning. Liverpool is cool but it has nothing to do with Dublin *sighs* still wonder why Kerry left Dublin and moved to here. I took Molly to see her beloved giraffes and hippopotamus, hippotatus as she calls them *laughs a bit* But well, everything was good if I would have not stuck those fucking photographers out all the time *grr* One of them went too far to make model me baby so all I could do was break his bloody camera and threw it into the monkeys cage that gave it back and hit me head with the camera which made me pass out. When I opened my eyes, Security and loads of people were round me, Holly took Molly to her mum and then took me to the Hospital. It was nothing, just a stupid bump on me head and if ANYONE starts making jokes about this, say bye bye to your family 'cuz you will dead soon *cracks fingers* Nothing is going on in the sexiest member of Westlife *points* me. We are still on diet which is killing me so I tried my best and thought of a hobby. It was not difficult to think of one *laughs* and it's not boring at all, it's all about fucking me bandmates up with a different joke every day or every week, all depends on the mood. Yesterday the lucky one was Nicky *applauds and screams coming out of nowhere-laughs hard* Honestly I didn't want this to end up in a joke but things just change on your mind during a short trip having Nicky by your side. Anyway *clears throat* Nicky needed someone yesterday to drive him to buy something, I felt generous and I offered meself to help him *pats self* I took him where he wanted me to but since he started moaning at my driving skills, it made me feel sick. Already on our way back, I realized I had a flat tyre and Nicky, to give the favour back, got out the car and change the front wheel. Then I hit the road and left him there. I know I was so mean but it was totally worth it *nods* I bet he hitched a lift to go back home *dies laughing* Me and Lee's clubs still up for everyone who wants to join. We felt free to join some people in anyway *grins* "No bras and thongs wearing" Club 1- Tash the boobies gurl 2- Liz the freak 3- Holly me sexy naughty gurl 4- Jess the cool one "No boxers wearing" Club 1- Nicky the blonde bitch 2- Kian the twin coming from hell 3- Mark the slow twat 4- Ant the hairy but cool dude And of course me and Lee, the sexiest ones *nods* There, everyone with their nickname *grins* *looks at the Gurl Club again* Damn it! We need more gurls!! I know there are loads of gurls out there wanting to join this cool club so Come one! *punches air* 41 pints| pull me a pint

[21 Jul 2003|01:20pm] [ mood | hungry ] [ music | Aaliyah- I don't wanna be ] I'm updating again, wow! I should get an award for this *nods-waits for the award* Yea, I'm bored and me bandmates have disappeared or are nowhere or are just avoiding the fact they are bitches and are too ashamed for being themselves that they have thought of not apparing on the public eye anymore. I don't know, there are a branch of damn good choices you can pick or just sit down and think about them. I bet most of you are wondering: What the fuck is this sexy and gorgeous man talking about? or, Hey you, apart from being one of the most sexiest guys I've never seen, why don't you go and relax? I should take the floor and go and lay on the couch and wait for me sexy australian gurl to come over a give me one of those massages she does *winks at Holly* Damnit! There is a fucking concert inside me stomach *sighs* Since our beloved manager wants us to die of starvation, all I've eaten is bloody vegetable and nothing of beer. This is just Mark's fault 'cuz if he would have started with his fitness stupid idea we poor Westlife guys had been able to go on with our diet of beer, our Big Kings and Whoppers *mouth starts watering-shakes head* This is just a bloody fucking nightmare. I was thinking hard about "No boxer wearing" club. At the end of the day is not a bad idea, everyone who wants to join in should pay about 10 pounds per month. Hey, it's about earning money in the easiest way possible *nods* Maybe Lee and I are also starting a "No bras and thongs wearing" club in a future for gurls. That would be fair for both sexes. I'm cool, you see, thinking of gurls and starting a new club just for them *pats self* But first Lee and I have to get a personal viewing in order to make our judgement and coming later to an understanding if you are accepted *winks* All is said. Off to do something. Tìoraidh! 24 pints| pull me a pint

Quick Update [17 Jul 2003|01:15pm] [ mood | okay ] Happy birthday to Natasha, Happy birthday to Natasha, Happy birthday to our Tashie, Happy birthday to TASH! *spits* That was gurly! *shudders* Me is not good at picking presents but I'm sure you are going to enjoy these ones *grins* I went off to shopping and bought myself a pair of boxers when I found a Women's lingerie Store down the street. I did a heroic deed and got in. I was in Women's heaven. You had your own model who trys on everything you picked there *still stunned-coughs* Anyway, I got you this sexy thing and something you will need tonight, got one myself too *coughs* Enjoy this too! *winks* Two presents, I'm cool yea! Off now. See ya all later! 10 pints| pull me a pint

Updating.. [16 Jul 2003|09:34am] [ mood | awake ] Yea, I'm updating 'cuz I don't have anything to do and I don't want my ass out of the community either. I can't see the end of the Tour. I need vacation. We all need it. We are having a few days off before the 2 concerts in Sheffield so here I am, in Liverpool. Holly came over to help me to take a look at a few houses and rent one, meawhile I did book in a hotel to spend two night there. Then I phoned Kerry and went to take the gurls with me. I have no idea who the fuck that Mr Perfect is but Molly didn't stop calling him by his name *grr* oh and daddy take me to see giraffes and hippos! *smiles* After a long walk, we got back Kerry's house and I saw that freak neighbourd Kerry talked about. There, with a car keys in hand, eyes-socket, all carried away..no, I'm just making up all this myself, it's not true except for the car keys *laughs* I'm talking about Liz, she was going to drive Nicky's car or something *shrugs* I knew Nicky was stupid but didn't imagine he could be even more than that. What's going on everybody goes mad to drive a car? If you guys are thinking to ask me for mine, my answer is...NO! I'm sorry Holly, I love you but Mike 2 is like my brother *nods* I know you have not asked me for me car yet but it's just an advanced answer *does a sad face-kisses you* I've found Nicky and Kian's new lightsabers *shakes head* I guess having two brain cells each don't help their heads to work properly 'cuz the cupboard is not a SAFE place to put them away. First I had a little evil on me shoulder telling me to break them on revenge for me boxers but I felt good and I just hid them. It's gonna take Nicky and Kian time to find them *evil laugh* I have no boxers, I don't really need them though, I've never worn them *coughs* but I want a pair at least so off to go shopping again *sighs* Later folks! 37 pints| pull me a pint

*yawns* [10 Jul 2003|09:20am] [ mood | sleepy ] I wonder what I'm doing awake at 9.20 a.m *glares at Mark* Yesteday was just tiring. The fact of going shopping makes me sick, yea! I hate it, is there anything wrong with that? NOT! But since that fucking bitch called Kian stole all me clothes for his stupid dwarf twin better known as Nicky, I didn't have more alternatives then that *sighs* I'm turning this into more dramatic thing then it was actually. Me sexy girlfriend, Holly, came to shopping with me. Honestly, this time's been easier then others, Holly picked the clothes and I just had to try all of them on. I've never seen Holly as hyper as she was *scared* She took me to every Posh Shop in the town, Gucci, Dolce and Gabbana, Versace, Armani, Timberland, Diesel and the list goes on and on. I tell you bitches, if you have a sight purpose to go shopping to me room, I will twist your neck and break you all in two, those clothes cost a fortune! Me brains are in hiatus, they've decided themselves to stop playing pranks on Nicko and Kiano for a while, but well, it's not too late to play the last one till next week. Honestly, it's been not one of the better jokes even so it was worth it seeing Nicky nearly broke in tears *laughs* Me sister Susan helped me this time *hugs Susan*. She pretended to be an estate agent and phoned Nicky yesterday afternoon. I have to say me sister did a good job with it 'cuz Nicky's face looked like a picture *laughs hard* She told him they had to seize his house in Dublin 'cuz he didn't pay the last bills and all of them were about £5,000 in short. Nicky said it was not true, he already paid his bills even his mum always called him to make sure he did it. It was quite funny to see Nicky started begging not to seize his house until he was not back to Dublin. When he hung up, he just leaned his face on knees and Kian tried to calm him down, then I got closer and said: Happy April's Fool, mate! *pauses* opps, not! it's July! *laughs hard* and started running. He just threw Tash's shoe at me and yelled 'I will get this back'...yea yea, I know *shakes head-sighs-laughs really hard* That was for that freak nun, Nicko! *nods-shudders* It was a fucking nasty joke, man! *grr* After that I went to Mark's room and put into his jeans back pocket a few chocolate bars and a few more under the pillow. It's just time till Tash finds out *evil grin* Off to me morning shower. Later! 10 pints| pull me a pint

[04 Jul 2003|09:55am] [ mood | awake ] First I'd like to thank to you guys for your support you gave me about the Kerry's thing. We were talking and finally came to an understanding. I agreed with the fact she took the gurls with her as long as I could go and visit them any time after the Tour finishes. I've been thinking the chance of renting a house in Liverpool to be closer to me daughters and also Holly might come along and stay with me *grins* But I'm afraid 'cuz Kerry told me she's moving in right next door to Liz, I cannot even think my poor gurlys growing up with that 'corrupting-mind' *shakes head* Besides I'm missing Molly and Lilly like an abandoned dog does waiting for someone to look after him *sighs* Let's come clear somethin, I've NEVER abused Liz, believe me or not, it was her *nods* She even bruised herself to blame me later. Actually I poked her way gently and she fell into the floor pretending to be dead or something *shrugs* As always I keep my word and I pranked Liz and Nicky before she was on her way to Ireland. I tell you, it was such an Impossible Mission *IM's soundtrack comes out of nowhere-pauses-thinks* Though I'm even more attractive than that Tom Cruise and his Penelope Cruz together *fixes imaginary tie-does a sexy face* Coming back to me prank *evil grin* I paid Mark giving him me donuts for keeping Nicko and Lizzo busy for a while. Meanwhile I managed to sneak in Nicky's room and when I was more than ready, Kian walked around, lucky me he was playing with his stupid lightsaber and didn't realise I was there *shakes head* When I got rid of Kiano, took Liz's suitcase already packed and put all her clothes into a BIG bag (I wonder if half of her cupboard was inside *scratches head*) and put Nicky's instead *laughs hard* At once I closed it and went to me room hidding the bag under me bed *evil laugh* Nicky went to take Liz to the airport. I can't wait until she arrives to Ireland and see what happened with her clothes *rubs hands together-dies laughing* Since I'm cool, I enclosed a pair of socks, a thong and a bra in the suitcase, that's all a gurl needs, yea?!? *rolls eyes* 18 pints| pull me a pint

I'm alive [01 Jul 2003|03:45pm] [ mood | Fucking annoyed and depressed ] [ music | Eminem- Kim ] Despite this Tour is killing me and that fucking talk I had with Kerry last week got me continuous heart attacks, I'm still alive *waves-sighs* *sits on a chair-takes a deep breath* I apologise for leaving the party on Saturday that way, it was like I was nowhere doing nothing. I'm sorry and especially I'm so sorry for Holly, she seemed like being down and I could not help her out *rubs his forehead* I feel useless *leans head on the table* I was like not going to say anything about this until I was sure what to do. I was talking to Kerry last week and things are going worse between us. She told me she wanted to move to England, she didn't even tell me where about, taking our daughters with her. I was kind of in shock at first but then when I came to myself, I went in a huff and told her she better not take them anywhere, it's ok if she wants to move in somewhere but not with Lilly and Molly, I'm still being his dad for God's fuck! It's quite difficult to see them not as often as I would like to that besides I have to get use to see them even less than I do actually. Fuck it! Maybe I went too far when I talked to my lawyer about this or just when I thought of the chance to see Kerry in The Court, I'm likely to lose though *big sigh* Things like this just fuck me up and gives me horrible headaches. Oh God, me head is about to explode! Just when things seemed to be going great, BOOM! everything breaks down under your very nose. I'm completely fed up of things like this happen, unluckily this is life and I have to grapple with me own problems. I'm sorry Liz for what I did last time we were talking. My knuckles are better in case you wanted to know it, it was nothing, just a little scratch, it hurt more the way I scared you than they started bleeding. Accept my apologies, please. Finally, I love you Holly, you mean everything for me and if loving you means to suffer, I'd spend the rest of my live suffering the most horrible things than imagining it with you apart *smiles* Remember I'm on the stage, but you're the star. Enough enough enough. 20 pints| pull me a pint

Me Ferrari and I [26 Jun 2003|12:55pm] [ mood | pissed off ] [ music | Guys laughing *grr* ] I'm fucking knackered and pissed off. Yesterday when I was driving me bright yellow Ferrari Spider Modena 360 *proud of his car* back to our hotel in Belfast, I felt like going a bit fast and broke the limit stepping on the accelerator and reached the 200 km/h. I didn't realize the police were chasing me until I arrived at the hotel and someone ordered me back down to reception where they were waiting for me. It was one of the most embarrasing day in my life, I told them I didn't see the blue lights flashing to pull me over and I didn't stop apologising all the time. Anto and Stan came over and told the policemen there were loads of fans out of the hotel and it would be better if they just letted it through and that was exactly what they did, just letted me off with a warning *deep sigh* I swear I didn't want to run over anyone *pauses* well if Nicky, Kian or Mark had been around, things would have been just different *laughs hard* Most of you already read Kian's stupid joke at me. Stupid twat with personality problems! *grr* It was not funny at all someone pretends to be your girlfriend and phones you telling stupid things like: Hi my hairy bear? WTF?!?! I got this back this morning, I accidentely poured out some Tabasco on Kian and Nicky's toasts and 2 teaspoonful of salt on their coffee *rolls eyes* It was a laugh when they just ate the toast and when they felt those hot taste they sipped quickly the coffee which was salty and went straight to the loo and spent 2 hours puking *dies laughing* You wonder why I did this to Nicky too, since they are twins they're always doing everything together, so it would be not fair for Nicky if this joke was just for his beloved twin *evil laugh* Liz, I don't really suggest you to kiss your boyfriend now *laughs really hard* And I will have to talk to Mark seriouly to get my girlfriend out of his stupit Hit List or he will be the one I will hit his face doing a big hole in the middle of it! *glares* I'm off to drink something. Later! 15 pints| pull me a pint

3 loons and 1 clown [23 Jun 2003|04:10pm] [ mood | busy with me Stella ] [ music | Mark hitting Nicky ] Here I am, laying in my bunk with a Stella in my left hand and typing with the right one. I've never realised how difficult is to do two things at the same time, oh wait, there is something I can handle doing at the same while I'm drinking me beer *coughs-laughs* After a little incident last night, I can't make disappear this stupid colour pink in me hands, the more I try to wash them, the more red my skin turns *grr* I won't kill Nicky for once in life, but I don't know what to do with Shane *rubs chin* anyway Nicky looks like a gay clown with a lovely pinky hair, that really makes me laugh *dies laughing* No panic gurls, my hair is still gorgeous and cool as always *grins* Right now the tour bus is plenty of loons, 1 slow with a bald spot in his head, another with serious problems of personality, he thinks he's got a twin *shakes head*, other one staring at Nicky's head and with the mobile sticked on his ear and the last one, our new clown in the band, he's got baby blue eyes and pink hair, I'm sorry gurls, he's already got a girlfriend, but if this helps, she's also got a screw loose so nice *nods* At the expense of Liz, I have to get her boyfriend this back, maybe I will tie him down a chair and leave him all alone inside of a lift and push all buttons until he reaches the highest floor! one after one, first floor...2nd floor...3rd floor...15th floor *does the lift's sound* 30th floor...68th floor...86th floor...*lift stops suddenly in the 130th floor* what's going on? why did lift stop? Nicky all nervous trys to untie himself when the lift's ropes get broken and floors go down quick, the coutdown starts...and when the lift merely reaches the ground floor *BOOM* *smacks Nicky's head* yo mate, wake up! *laughs hard* No concert today so I'm going to visit me gurls Molly and Lilly and talk to Kerry later, it's been ages since last time we spoke. I'd like to get on with Kerry, she is a wonderful person and the mother of my daughters. I might call Holly later, I miss you baby. 16 pints| pull me a pint

Afternoon all, [17 Jun 2003|03:00pm] [ mood | apathetic ] [ music | Eminem- White America ] *yawns-scretches arms* I feel good today, it seems like I'm not gonna slap Nicky to give me the watch back, I will later anyway *nods-laughs* I'm worried about Kian, yesterday he came to my room and gave me everything that he stole, I asked him if he was ok, there was no answer back, just left all in the bed and came out of the room. I guess he hitted his head with something 'cuz this is NOT usually like Kian. Then I read his update, if you need something, count on me mate! I'm bored and when I'm bored it's not good *shakes head* you better be scared *laughs* erm..no, that was a bad joke, oh! talking about jokes *coughs* I'm sure you all are dying for one of mine, ain't you? *grins-moves eyebrows up and down* You should feel lucky folks, this is the one I'm telling my fans on the Tour shows, ready? A boy was on his way to school and see a dead dog in the road and he told his teacher and the teacher was like are you sure it's dead and he said well I pissed in its ear and the teacher was like you what and he goes yeah I psssssss in its ear *cries laughing* I can't hardly believe no-one got this joke yet! It's quite good actually, come one! *reads the joke-dies laughing* You have to be Irish to get it *nods* Susan love, what's wrong with Alexander? He left me a line telling me you don't comment back to him 'cuz you are angry for some reason I don't know. Has he done something to you? And Holly, so what do you want to talk about hun? ( Bry's quiz..who has the best..? ) 27 pints| pull me a pint

We are the champions my friend... [12 Jun 2003|09:00am] [ mood | awake ] [ music | Shane snoring ] No have idea why the hell I wake up at 9.00 a.m *shrugs* I guess I'm going to take some exercise before the guys come over and start fooling around. Actually I'm quite annoyed 'cuz N. Ireland didn't beat Spain yesterday, it fillany ended up a no-score draw, pretty boring. This really took me up the whole night till I went out to clubbing. It's merely unbelievable Nicky, Mark and Kian's arses preferred to stay in the tour bus and didn't come with me, anyhow I made sure to lock my room's door before I left. On the other hand Shane fall asleep before I could ask him for a night out. I found Nicky and Kian in my room yesterday. I thought they were waiting for me to make another of their stupid jokes but then I saw them picking my stuff up and putting them into two big bags. I just started running after them around the bus till Stan caught me and sent me straight to my room. Luckly I'm still keeping my bed but I'm sure they would take it as well if it was not a bunk. I took all Nicky's hair stuff this morning, I'm making a good use of it now I'm going to the gym *thinks self* what about if I put some gel on the shots? *laughs* I will pay to the maintenance man to cut off the hot water when the guys go to take a shower *rubs hands-laughs hard* Let's go to see what happens later *giggles* Yea yea yea, we finally played that famous football match Westlife vs AK/Holly/Gillian yesterday. I had so much fun despite I got bruised all over my body. All started when Liz took the ball and I tackled her down, then she said it was a penalty, for Craic's shake, she was far away from the penalty area!! *shakes head* she just ignored me, took the ball and went to kick it into Nicky's goal, I chased her to take the ball back but I took another ball by mistake and all I remembered is Liz's hand on my cheek. Come on! there were three balls intead of one and I just took the wrong one! I swear I didn't make it on purpose *coughs* The place we where playing in was not really good so I put my foot into a hole and fell down, luckly Tash were close to me to stop my hit, I grabbed her tight top putting my hand on a boobie by mistake again! Bloody hand, I should control it sometimes *nods* I have no idea if the person who smacked my head was Mark or Tash 'cuz it made me fall down finally *sobs* Kian and Nicky are completely stupid!! They start making weird signs with their hands in the middle of the match. Don't know what the heck Kian told Nicky that Nicky left the goal by the time Kian kicked the ball scoring for the gurls *sighs* You should have seen Nicky running after the ball to try not to get it into his goal. He hit his head against the goal post, poor bitch. Then gurls scored again themselves but it was not a deserved goal *disappointed* Tash took the ball approaching herself faster to Nicky's place when suddenly Holly jumped on my back making me fall down again so did Jenny on Nicky, Gillian on Kian and Liz on Shane leaving Tash all alone to score *sighs* Mark saw every single step Tash made and didn't do anything to stop her *slaps Mark* I know Tash's top got all your attention but it doesn't mean you didn't do anything for your own team mate! Having Holly on me again was quite weird, it was merely impossible to control myself but I'm proud I finally did it till I put my hands on her bum and pulled her close...erm...So damn yea! We beat them 10-2 *spins around-punches air* Holy shit, Nicky and Kian have already woken up, I'm going to the gym!! I have to prepare everything before they arrive *evil laugh* Later folks! EDIT- Bryan beats Becks to win celebrity dad title Westlife star Bryan McFadden has been named Celebrity Dad Of The Year, beating Tony Blair, David Beckham, Bob Geldof, and Jamie Oliver to win the title. McFadden, flew in to London from a Westlife tour date in Manchester to collect the EPSON Celebrity Dad Of The Year Award 2003 at the Grosvenor House Hotel. Who is the King Daddy?! 32 pints| pull me a pint

It's official... [09 Jun 2003|12:28pm] [ mood | hungry ] [ music | Kian's farting..HELP ME!! ] My bandmate Kiano is an idiot so are the whole band *sighs-glares at Nicky and Kian* First Nicky hit me head with his stupid miniature golf *punches Nicky's back* oh well, no-one realised that it was a window broken till Stan came back from the Burger King with our lunch (3 Double Whopper with Cheese Sandwich, 2 King French Fries and 2 beers for me thank you!) *coughs* Nicky blamed me I broke the bloody window which it was not true but it seemed like Stan believed him 'cuz he found Nicky's golf game on my bed. Thanks to Nicky I had neither a nice lunch nor breakfast. *deep sigh* For a weird reason I found Kian next to me bed last night doing who knows what! I opened one eye up and saw his bloomy bum on my face, all I remember it's a nasty smell coming out from there and me passing out. As soon as I recovered myself Kian was banging his own head with a book. No matter how hard I try to understand this guy, I can't *shrugs* By the way and if I'm not wrong that book was Mark's one so man, you have book no more, Kian ripped every single page out under hysteria attack effects. Thie early morning the postman knocked our tour bus door really hard, so I got ahead of his 3 knock and asked him what the heck he wanted, he just gave me a huge packet and made me sign an authorization as packet delivery. I went straight into the couch ready to open it! I couldn't believe what my eyes were seeing! DONUTS!! it was like a present came from heaven!! Honestly I was not going to eat them 'cuz I didn't know this packed was for, it had no addressee but sender from the donut man. I ate them and put oranges instead... *coughs hard* Anyone fancy a footie match? 33 pints| pull me a pint

Uh Uh [07 Jun 2003|02:20pm] [ mood | anxious ] [ music | Evanescence- Bring me to life ] Yea, finally got me WANTED ass on here and it seems like you guys were well excited of my return, especially those ones who jumped on me or washed my face of kisses *points-laughs* UH-UH! Did I miss something? It's been quite long while I was away, so go ahead, don't be shy and tell me everything's been going on lately to keep me up to day, will you? *grins* Oh *goes to Liz, Holly and Natasha's chat-coughs* Can anyone tell me what that my "thingy" is about? Hopefully you gurls didn't talk seriouly 'cuz it was quite dirty all you said about me and my bitches *nods* And I wonder how come my band mates become that loons?? I woke up this morning earlier then ever, yea weird on me, and I got Nicky in the loo, it's pretty annoyed 'cuz he spends hours and hours in there just to get his hair fixed, I hate when he's doing girlie things in front of the mirror, it's like argh! When I finally managed to go into the bloody loo I took my morning shower, then I prepared myself to have a nice breakfast; what a surprise when I went to spread butter on a slice of bread...BOOM! there was no bread at all! I glared at Kian who had the last piece of cake, I swear I don't use to do things like this but...for Craic's Fuck, I was SO hungry! I jumped on Kian but he ate it before I could catch it *pouts* and Mark did drink my orange juice so end of story. I have a great day. NOT. Susan, tell me what's going on with you and the thing is supposed you have to tell me. 23 pints| pull me a pint

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