| 4:49p |
hey,
well i wanna update, cos i have a lot to say, probably about nothing but still thats not the point. anyways, i have to go out grocery shopping with my mum, so i cant right now, but i will try to get online later though. anyways i just wanted to post this little speech thing that some guy (cant remeber his name) said at the MTV vma's and i thought it was funny, and true so yeah, here ya go. oh and i hope everyone had a good christmas, or whatever holiday you celebrate.
'Now when you have a newborn baby right. They can take your baby; they can put a microchip inside your baby. And if somebody kidnaps your kid you can do a Google search and find your kid via satellite right.
“James? Where’s James? Honey, where’s James? Get online, Get online now and find James”
And he takes you to like map quest, and there’s a beacon of James on the 305
“ James is –“
“James is stolen”
I hate this idea. I don’t like it, I’ll your right now I don’t like because sometimes technology fails us. This is what I wanna do. I wanna upgrade the entire scenario right. Right next to the microchip, you know what I wanna do, I wanna put a detonator. Yeah, cause if I can’t have my kid neither can you. POW. Blow up your kid, I swear this will work.
We laugh because we like a little violence, we like a little violence in the country. And I know your like me, you cant deny it. Sometimes when you see somebody walking down the street wearing a superman t-shirt you just wanna shoot them in the chest. And when they start to bleed go
“I guess not. Don’t wear that shirt. Wear a shirt that say ‘I bleed when you shoot me in the chest.” ' |