| Rough Night for the nitwit. |
[26 Jul 2003|02:30am] |
Okay, all of you muses in my head...you NEED to let me SLEEP. It's three in the morning and if you don't shut up, I will end up sleeping until three in the afternoon. AGAIN.
[looks around to see muses in various stages of disgruntlement]
Fine...I'll take a few minutes to settle things. [points to raised hand] Yes, Ginny?
Ginny: Where's that G/C you promised HP Femmeslash? Or for that matter, why haven't you written a single bloody thing about me and Cho for ages? Are you out of the fandom or are you just bored with us?
[sighs] It's not getting done yet. I lost the disk with the part of the story I already wrote. I think I left it over at Joy's. As to the lack of G/C ficcage, I'm sorry...it's just that OotP gave me a bad taste in my mouth. I'm still trying to recover from JKR's bastardization of Cho. Next question?
Mandark: Why the fuck are Gimpy and I here? You don't write UG or DL slash at all!
Learn to raise your hand, Mandark! You two are here because of spug. I owe her a birthday present and since she likes you two together-
Mandark: [sneers] Well then, where's the fic, you good for nothing writer? You aren't even working on it! Where's the hot sex scene where I tie Gimpy up with coaxial cables? Hmm?
[hand raises next to the railing Mandark]
Mandark, it will get done in good time! I'm busy right now. Yes, Gimpy?
Gimpy: [blinks] This doesn't sound good...you aren't really going to have me tied up with computer cables and screwed silly, are you?
Well, you know spug...[wry smile] It's really what she wants. I'd probably be nicer, but like I said, it's for HER birthday, not mine. Don't worry too much, I've got a while before I can get to it anyway.
Gimpy: [sighs in relief]
[points at hyper bishie waving hand wildly] Sai Saishi?
Sai Saishi: Are you going to make "Hindsight" into a lemon? Please? [gives huge glimmering Chibi eyes]
No. The highest it will be is a lime and "Hindsight" is not going to be the working title for your story. I've got other ideas for that. Chibodee, stop glaring! If you're going to say something, say it!
Chibodee: Where do you get off with all that internal angst crap? And there's no way I'm gay, for Christ sake. Nowhere in the show were there any hints of that!
[rolls eyes] You aren't gay, Chib. You're bi and yes, you do angst. Remember your fight with Jester Gundam? Hmm?
Chibodee: [shrugs and slouches in his seat, crossing his arms]
Riight. Next? [points to kawaii blonde teen in the back] Yes, Takeru-kun?
TK: [rolls eyes] When are you going to write more stories about me and Yama-chan? It's been ages since Starbo's birthday present.
Augh...I don't really know, sumisamen. I haven't seen Digimon in ages and I'm not sure if I'm really in the fandom anymore. And you can put your hand down, Ruki. The same goes for you and Renamon. It doesn't mean I won't write stuff with you guys anymore; it just means that it's on hold until I can see the original episodes or get some motivation again.
Random voice in the back: [whispers loudly] This is soo boring, ne Sasuke-kun? She doesn't even write about us yet, so why are we here?
Sakura! You have something to say to us, don't you?
Sakura: [jumps in surprise as everyone turns and stares] No, no, munky-san! It's just...well, you don't even write Naruto fanfiction yet.
[glances over at Neji necking a very uncomfortable looking Lee and Naruto curling up in Kakashi's lap]
They don't seem to mind that. Sasuke? [notices his raised hand]
Sasuke: Why can't I have anyone? I'm usually the one paired with the baka [pointedly glares at Naruto, who is sleeping now]
[sweatdrops] Well...how about sharing?
Sasuke: [glares] No.
Uhm...we'll see when Gaara comes. He seems to like you in some weird way. [quickly scans room for other hands]
Erika! Oi, it's been a long while! How are you and Natsu-san doing? [smiles and waves]
Erika: You've been terribly neglecting us, munky-kun. [frowns] You are missing the middle story in our arc and I believe it's high time you gave us some sort of conclusion as well.
Ulp! Gomen nasai. I do still like Pokemon and it's not really that I fell out of the fandom...so I will plan a new fic as soon as I can. [sweatdrops again]
Is that all? I'm tired...[whines and yawns] Oh, Quatre? [notices his hand raised]
Quatre: Will you still be writing any 1x4/4x1 fanfiction? I enjoyed AmoG immensely.
Heero: [scowls blackly]
Hmm...can I get back to you on that? Most of my GW writing has been put on hold...didn't I send you boys a memo about it?
Heero: No.
Ehh...well, Trowa, Duo, Zechs, Wufei, and Treize got one. Oh, that's right. I still owe you two the QAF inspired bunny, so I didn't tell you it was on hold...silly me.
Heero: Omae o Korosu.
Quatre: [sweatdrops] munky...
[desperately turns to her original characters] Help?
Ivan: [shrugs and pets the hair of Nikolai, who is peacefully sleeping in his lap] You did it. By the way, when are you finishing part three of that little snippet you posted in your journal? We're waiting...even though I'm not exactly thrilled with getting the shit kicked out of me.
Arggh! Geez, thanks. With that kind of attitude, I won't survive long enough to finish it! [glances over to see Quatre placating Heero and wipes the sweat from her forehead]
Well, now that tragedy has been avoided, Ivan, I will see if I can finish it up. I still owe another original story to Eon over at Pornyfics. [glances over at Lee and Richie, her other two OCs]
[yawns] Anyone I miss? [looks around the room, but no hands are raised] Good... I need sleep. So shut up and go away. You all know what's going to happen. Night.
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