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avoiding my homework [05 Feb 2004|07:58pm]
A is for - Age: 17

B is for - Boyfriend/Girlfriend: pssshhh no

C is for - Career in future: anchoring the news, owning a lingerie boutique on the side

D is for - Dad's name: gerry

E is for - Education: currently, a senior at bhs; come the fall, freshman at suffolk university

F is for - Favorite CD at the moment: at the moment? the smiths--the queen is dead

G is for - Guy/Girls your interested in at the moment: ::hopeless sigh::

I is for - Instruments you play: none ::sad face::

J is for - Job title: "student" and "kb toys employee" ::snickers:: (notice the quotations?)

K is for - Kids: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND EVERYTHING HOLY...NOOOOO!!

L is for - Living arrangement: my crib with my fam

M is for - Mom's name: marsha

N is for - number of people you've slept with: none, babe

O is for - Overnight hospital stays: none, babe

P is for - Phobia[s]: bugs, heights, trains

Q is for - Quote you like: in my life/why do i smile/at people who i'd much rather kick in the eye?--the smiths. more like a song lyric. and they wouldn't let me use that for my senior quote. hm, wonder why that is?

R is for - Relationship that lasted the longest: like, 2.5 months. i suck.

S is for - Sexual position: wouldn't know

T is for TIME: 8:05 p.m.

U is for - Unique trait(s): dunno

V is for - Vegetable you love: green beans

W is for - Worst habit: jumping to conclusions, nail biting, laughing when i shouldn't, procrastinating

X is for - X-rays you've had: dental ones and one for my knee freshman year

Y is for - Yummy food you make: hot pockets!!

Z is for - Zodiac sign: sagittarius



Never have I ever:


1. Kissed someone on their: toe
2. Had sex in/on/under/through/behind/etc.: ever. yet.
3. Ate a bowl of: crickets
4. Wished I could be: a flight attendant
5. Stuck my hand in: a vat of acid
6. Licked: a goat
7. Taken part in the following sexual act: anal raping ::shudders::
8. Read: the phonebook cover to cover
9. Worked as a: prostitute
10. Seen: a person get hit by a car
11. Been to: alaska
12. Wanted to: have butt sex with a dog
13. Cooked: taquito bites
14. Drank: toilet water
15. Eaten: veal
16. Been chased by: a macadamia nut
17. Told a lie about: rainbows
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snow+maid in manhatten on starz=woo-hoo! [18 Jan 2004|02:15pm]
(1) What is your name? w to the arner. warner. or, ashley

(2) Are you happy with it? it's fantabulous

(3) Are you named after anyone? ashley, from gone with the wind

(4) Are you -x-StraIgHt EdGe-x-? nah, not too much

(5) Your screenname? shortynfggirl

(6) Would you name a child of yours after you? nope

(7) Then what would you name your children? don't know

(8) If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be? don't know

(9) If you could switch names with a friend who would that be? mmm...cameron

(10) Are there any mispronunciations/typos that people do with your name constantly? people sometimes spell my first name ASHELY. retards


(11) Would you drop your last name if you became famous? no, i'd go by my last name

BASICS

(12) Your gender: female

(13) Straight/gay/bi? straight

(14) Single? yeah

(15) Want to be? news anchor woman

(16) Your birthday: december 13

(17) Your age: seventeen

(18) Age you act: it varies

(19) Age you wish you were: eighteen or twenty one

(20) Your height: five one

(21) The color of your eyes: brown

(22) Happy with it? i guess it goes okay with my hair color and complexion and stuff. but blue eyes are the best

(23) The color of your hair: auburn

(24) Happy with it? yeah

(25) Left/right/ambidextrous? righty

(26) Your living arrangement? my dad and my sister

(27) Your family: que?

(28) Have any pets? nope

(29) What's your job: kb toys, BAH

(31) Tattoos? not yet

(32) Obsessions? hmm?

(33) Addictions? music, sleep, food

(35) Do you speak another language? i try to speak spanish

(36) Have a favorite quote? i have a few

(37) Do you have a webpage? nope

DEEP THOUGHTS

(38) Do you live in the moment? depends

(39) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others? sometimes

(40) Do you have any secrets? yeah, who doesn't?

(41) Do you hate yourself? at times

(42) Do you like your handwriting? no

(43) Do you have any bad habits? i have a few

(44) What is the compliment you get most from people? i dunno, it varies, i guess?

(45) If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called? haven't given it much thought

(46) What's your biggest fear? bugs, heights, trains, rejection

(47) Can you sing? not that well

(48) Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool? i don't think so

(49) Are you a loner? at times, yes

(50) What are your number one priorities in life? friends, family, myself, school?

(51) If you were another person, would you be friends with you? maybe

(52) Are you a daredevil? sometimes, i guess

(53) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself? yeah

54) Are you passive or aggressive? both

(55) Have you got a journal? i have a few, both online and traditional

(56) What is your greatest strength and weakness? strength? i try to be really honest. weakness? i get really quiet and don't talk and get into weird moods.

(57) If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? i wish i were smarter, i wish i were funnier, i wish i weren't so moody

(58) There are three wells, love, beauty and creativity? cool

(59) How do you vent? write, cry, sleep, talk to people

(60) Do you think you are emotionally strong? sometimes

(61) Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life? yeah

(62) Do you think life has been good so far? eh, kinda

(63) What is the most important lesson you've learned from life? mmmm....

(64) What do you like the most about your body? my legs are okay and i guess my boobs are nice

(65) And least? i wish my tummy was flatter

(66) Do you think you are good looking? at times

(67) Are you confident? depends

(68) What is the RuGraTS character you're most like? i have no idea

(69) Do people know how you feel? some

(70) Are you perceived wrongly? maybe. i'm kinda shy and people take that as snottiness or being stuck up

DO YOU...

(71) Smoke? not usually. i do like cloves, however

(72) Do drugs? sometimes

(73) Read the newspaper? i try to as often as i can

(74) Pray? nope

(75) Go to church? nope

(76) Talk to strangers? sure

(77) Sleep with stuffed animals? yep

(78) Take walks in the rain? haha yeah

(79) Talk to people even though you hate them? sometimes it's inevitable

(80) Drive? yeah

(81) Like to drive fast? i've never gone above fifty, if that gives you an idication

WOULD OR HAVE YOU EVER...

(82) Liked your voice? sure, i guess?

(83) Hurt yourself? yeah

(84) Been out of the country? yeah

(85) Eaten something that made other people sick? not that i can recall

(86) Had sex? nope

(88) Been in love? don't know, honestly

(89) Done drugs? yep

(90) Gone skinny dipping? nope

(91) Had a medical emergency? kinda

(92) Had a surgery? nope

(93) Ran away from home? kinda

(94) Played strip poker? yep

(95) Gotten beaten up? nope

(96) Beaten someone up? nope

(97) Been picked on? yep

(98) Been on stage? yes

(99) Been drunk? yes

(100) Slept outdoors? yep! woo, camp outs!

(101) Thought about suicide? sure

(102) Pulled an all-nighter? yep

(104) Gone one day without food? yep

(105) Talked on the phone all night? yep

(106) Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex first? of course

(107) Slept all day? yep

(108) Killed someone? nope

(109) Made out with a stranger? no

(110) Had sex with a stranger? no

(111) Thought you're going crazy? yep

(112) Kissed the same sex? eliana, my love

(113) Done anything sexual with the same sex? nope

(114) Been betrayed? yep

(115) Had a dream that came true? i guess so

(116) Broken the law? yes

(117) Met a famous person? i don't think i have

(118) Masturbated? every three months

(119) Masturbated with something other then your hand? nope

(120) Have you ever killed an animal by accident? do bugs count?

(121) On purpose? see above

(122) Been to a concert? nope

(123) What concert? n/a

(124) Mosh pit? nope

(125) Crowed surfed? nope

(126) Cheated on someone? it's complicated

(127) Been cheated on? it's complicated

(128) Had a broken heart? eh

(129) Cried yourself to sleep? haha, i'm a loser

130) Made someone cry? actually, i think i have
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what else is there do to on a snow day? [15 Jan 2004|11:18am]
*Favorites*
Colors: blue, mostly
Foods: pasta, ice cream
Restaurant: don't have one, really
TV shows: don't have one, really
Movies: breakfast club, ferris bueller's day off, the lost boys, lotr movies, x-men movies
Song: i have a lot. today, jason mraz-"you and i both"
Singer: lots
Cars: pt cruisers, bmws, mercury sables...haha
Hobby: random shit, writing, sleeping, reading, hanging out
Sports: soccer
Sports team: don't have one
Holidays: halloween
Seasons: autumn
Flower: whatever
Place to be: somewhere fun and interesting, with my friends, of course
Drink: water or different kinds of coffee
Number: don't have one
Thing to say in a foreign language: su madre esta mi amore
Fruits: strawberries, grapes
Ice cream flavor: chocolate chip cookie dough, phish food when i'm stoned
Cookie flavor: chocolate chip?

*Guy Preferences
Six pack or strong arms: um, whatever
Short or long hair: not necessarily long, but i like messy hair
Funny or smart: both!
Plays football or baseball: neither
Tough or sensitive: both, depending on the situatuion at hand
Boxers or briefs: boxers
Shorter or taller: taller
Tan or beige: que?
First thing you notice?: hair, teeth, clothes
Next thing you notice: personality

*My Love Life
Who was your longest relationship?: haha, i don't believe in relationships. but the longest consecutive hookup was with kyle. two months.
Shortest: anyone that i've only messed around with one time
Who was your first love: hmm
Turn offs: not having a sense of humor, being dumb, being a dumbass...just general asshole-ish-ness
Turn ons: sense of humor, intelligence, cool taste in music, good listening skills, messy hair, cute smiles
Prefer being the dumper or the dumpee: dumper, i guess. that's a gay question
Do you think there is a person for everyone: i don't know
Best place to be kissed: my neck, mmhmmm
Do you believe in love at first sight: ssshhhno!
Have you broken up with someone for no reason: ?

*More About Me*
- Have you ever -
Been Drunk: psssshYEAH
Skinny dipped: nope
Stole: yeah
Stayed up all night on the internet: in the summer
Cried over a guy: i am pathetic
Been in a fist fight: nope
Fell off a chair: yep
Had feelings for the same sex: nope
Do you speak a foreign language: i speak spanish but i'm pretty bad at it
Are you clumsy: very
Broken any bones before: nope
Are you listening to music: yeah
Do you prefer coffee or tea: coffee
Have you walked into a door before?: yep
Most embarassing moment: i've had lots
One thing that irritates you: pda, when people can't be original, when people can't be real
Are you a good student: mostly
Have you sung in the shower?: i do it every day
Have you hugged a stranger?: yep
Have you learned from any mistakes? some
Do you like your handwriting: not really
Are you picky: about certain things
What makes you cry: when people are mean to me, when i fail at things, death, hurt animals, sad movies, when i'm on my period
feeling my worst already?! what?
What makes you mad: when people interupt me when i'm talking, when people talk shit, when people lie to me
Do you believe in God: nope
If you could live anywhere else, where would you live?: seattle, london or boston

Series One - The usual
.....Name: warner
.....Birthdate: december 13, 1986
.....Birthplace: bridgeport, ct
.....Current Location: stratford, ct
.....Eye Color: brown
.....Hair Color: auburn
.....Righty or Lefty: righty
.....Zodiac Sign: sagittarius
.....Innie or Outtie: innie

Series Two - Describe
.....Your heritage: irish, russian, german, finnish, norweigan
.....The shoes you wore today: my brown ones(my only ones)
.....Your hair: messy ponytail
.....Your weakness?: being tickled, chocolate, ice cream
.....Your fears: bugs, heights, trains, rejection
.....Your perfect pizza: lotsa cheese, the crust can't be burnt, and olives
.....One thing you'd like to achieve: become published, become a broadcaster

Series Three - What is:
.....Your most overused phrase: uhm...i've got a lot
.....Your thoughts first waking up: ugh, school (even on the weekends)
.....The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: hair and teeth
.....Your best physical feature: you tell me
.....Your bedtime: whenever i fall asleep
.....Your greatest accomplishment: no idea
.....Your most missed memory: junior year, in general

Series Four - You prefer:
.....Pepsi or coke: pepsi, but i mostly drink water
.....McDonald's or Burger King: whenever i am really pms-y i really want mcdonalds
.....Single or group dates: single. but really, dates? just skip right to the sex.
.....Adidas or nike: adidas sandals, nike sneakers
.....Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
.....Chocolate or vanilla: mmm, both
.....Cappuccino or coffee: both
.....Boxers or briefs: boxers

Series Five - Do you:
.....Smoke: pot, sometimes. cigs, nope
.....Cuss: yeah
.....Sing well: when no one is around to hear it
.....Take a shower everyday: usually
.....Have a crush(es): no se
.....who are they: HAHA
.....Do you think you've been in love: perhaps
.....Want to go to college: i'm GOING to college! shabam!
.....Like high school: the people and the classes and the teachers and having to be there at 7:45? no. but being able to get away with high school antics and having a good time, yes.
.....Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: usually
.....Believe in yourself: sometimes
.....Get motion sickness: sometimes
.....Think you're attractive: depends
.....Think you're a health freak: not too too much
.....Get along with your parents: usually, yes. but my dad has moments when i hate him
.....Like thunderstorms: love 'em
.....Play an instrument: nope :(

Series Six - In the past month, did/have you:
.....Drank alcohol: yes
.....Smoke(d): yes
.....Done a drug: yes
.....Have Sex: nope
.....Made Out: yes
.....Go on a date: nope
.....Go to the mall?: yep
.....Eaten an entire box of Oreos: nope
.....Eaten sushi: nope
.....Been on stage: yep
.....Been dumped: nope
.....Gone skating: nope
.....Made homemade cookies: yeah
.....Been in love: nope
.....Gone skinny dipping: nope
.....Dyed your hair: no
.....Stolen anything: no

Series Seven - Have you ever:
.....Played a game that required removal of clothing?: yep
.....If so, was it mixed company: yep
.....Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: yep
.....Been caught "doing something": ehhhhhhh
.....Been called a tease: yeah

okay, brian came and took over this survey from this point on. prepare to be offended.

.....Gotten beaten up: yeah that one time when i wnt out with brian and he abused me i guess you could call that getting beaten up
.....Shoplifted: gotta feed my baby
.....If so, did you get caught: -no
.....Changed who you were to fit in: no I set the trends
## Series Eight - The future:
.....Age you hope to be married: I'm already married to my baby's daddy
.....Numbers and Names of Children: ( age then name) 1 Jolanda 2Barnaby 3 1/2 Shaneequa 4 1/2 Jamile 6 Ebony 7 San Conery jr and 8 Frank
.....Describe your Dream Wedding: local crack house wit all muh niggas and a gift of one kilo
.....How do you want to die: while having sex so that he thinks that it was so bad that it killed me
.....Where you want to go to college: "You're a fuckhead but we'll take you anyway." ---College exceptance letter
....What do you want to be when you grow up: a barber
.....What country would you most like to visit: ohio

Series Nine - Opposite sex:
.....Best eye color?: Seven
.....Best hair color?:Neon Purple
.....Short or long hair?: past his ass
.....Best height: 56.8763 inches
.....Best weight: atleasat 340 lbs
.....Best articles of clothing: cummerbun
.....Best first date location: juvinile hall
.....Best first kiss location: the recreational yard

Series Ten - Number of:
.....Number of people I could trust with my life: nobody, every nigga is out to get you
.....Number of CDs that I own: 1.2
.....Number of piercings: just my nipples, 2
.....Number of tattoos: just that hatian gang logo on my back
.....Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: every time i was incarceratied
.....Number of scars on my body: i gots so many wounds you wouldn't believe it, i live the illest thug life
.....Number of things in my past that I regret: nuttin
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