| Time |
Event |
| 12:48p |
Current League Table
As it stands:
Simon 1233; Matt 1197; Ben 1161; Ed 1160; Andy 1139; Jon 1137; Martin 1103; Pete 1071 |
| 12:51p |
Early team news
Sky Sports News are reporting Kolo has been ruled out... not happy news for Wiberg (or the neutrals). |
| 12:54p |
Early BBQ news
Lindsey's mom is coming over today; we were supposed to be having a BBQ between 12 and 2 before they went off to look at some art nonsense, leaving me to sit inside and write blogs to myself. It is now 12:56. Lindsey's mom is still not here yet. The BBQ's coming on nicely though.
Will Lindsey's mom arrive in time to eat some burgers and then leave before 2.30? It's almost as exciting as the Race For WACH. Stay tuned to Wheway's WACH Blog for further developments. |
| 2:11p |
Moss Doom
Rooney starts! |
| 2:25p |
Hope for Matt
No Carvalho for Chelsea... |
| 2:37p |
More hilarious Echo news
Doyle dropped. |
| 2:50p |
Bad News For Matt
Martins out... |
| 3:03p |
We're off
Lindsey and her mum have just left.
Pointless banter to follow. |
| 3:08p |
Team News round-up part 1
Coca Kolo - Hart's on the bench, Kolo and Martins are both injured and Belletti only makes the bench. |
| 3:10p |
GOAL - WEST HAM
Nobby Solano scores! No assist.
Two clean sheets down for Armory, one for Andy. Good news for Martin?
Simon 1261; Matt 1219; Ed 1198; Ben 1193; Andy 1168; Jon 1167; Martin 1129; Pete 1105 |
| 3:15p |
GOAL - READING
Jimmy Harper! Tragedy for Matt. |
| 3:16p |
Team News round-up part 2
You Don't Remember Me Djourou - Riise and Carvalho not in the squad, Benayoun on the bench. |
| 3:17p |
GOAL - VILLA
Ashley Young! Could it be all over? |
| 3:17p |
GOAL/RED CARD
Dunne sent off, Downing scores pen. Points to follow. |
| 3:18p |
Secret assist
Kitson got a KC for the Harper goal. |
| 3:21p |
Points Update
Simon 1266; Matt 1219; Ed 1191; Ben 1188; Andy 1173; Jon 1170; Martin 1124; Pete 1105 |
| 3:22p |
Curses
I just realised Dunne got a sneaky partial as he was sent off before the pen. Boo. |
| 3:24p |
Chelsea sub
Terry goes off injured, Belletti on. Matt closes the gap to, erm, 42 points. |
| 3:25p |
What Matt needs
A goal for Larsssssson or Forssssel would be a 10-point swing to Coca Kolo. |
| 3:27p |
GOAL - ARSENAL
Walcott scores, Gilberto assist, Gordon's not playing for Sunderland, yawn. |
| 3:28p |
Points Update
Simon 1266; Matt 1222; Ed 1191; Ben 1188; Andy 1171; Jon 1170; Martin 1124; Pete 1105 |
| 3:30p |
GOAL - EVERTON.
Yak scores. Balls. Fernandes assist.
Jon goes back into fifth. |
| 3:32p |
Also...
Pete's comedy selection of Enrique has just screwed him....
hold on... |
| 3:34p |
GOAL - BIRMINGHAM
The Zarate kid assists Murphy. Nelsen and Warnock clean sheets down. |
| 3:35p |
GOAL - MAN UTD
Ronaldo pen. Are Pete's hopes of seventh over? Should he have picked a proper defender instead of Jose away to Everton? Points to follow... |
| 3:38p |
Points Update
Simon 1261; Matt 1222; Ed 1191; Ben 1188; Jon 1175; Andy 1171; Martin 1124; Pete 1100 |
| 3:39p |
GOAL - BORO
Afonso Bonso scores. I lose one point. |
| 3:42p |
Booking News!!!!
Mellberg gets a yellow.
Simon 1261; Matt 1222; Ed 1191; Ben 1187; Jon 1175; Andy 1169; Martin 1124; Pete 1100 |
| 3:46p |
Wheway vs BBC
Caroline Cheese is getting dissed by 'Pete in Huddersfield' for her incorrect reporting on the BBC blog. This is where you need to be. |
| 3:47p |
HALF-TIME
This is hard work.
Si's 39 points clear. Looks like an impossible task for Matt. He really needs a Ballack/Cole-inspired Chelsea second half, some Adebayor action and a Man City goal to get rid of Si's Wheater clean sheet.
Only four points separate me and Ed, although Doyle and Kalou are both almost certainly coming on so I really need a goal from somewhere. Like Spurs, Wigan or Derby.
It might help if one of my players actually scores though, as Jon's only 12 points behind me now, just six ahead of Andy (who is only 22 points off third).
Barring very surprising events, Martin and Pete will be seventh and eight. |
| 4:03p |
oops
Larsson was booked in the first half. Missed that one. The gap at the top is now 41. |
| 4:09p |
GOAL - BLACKBURN
ROQUE SANTA CRUZ...
gets an assist.
Bloody Paul Merson.
Pedersen scores. |
| 4:09p |
GOAL - NEWCASTLE
Owen scores pen. Si doesn't need the points. |
| 4:11p |
Everton conceding...
...good news for Ed, funnily enough. Yobo, Howard and Lescott clean sheets down for Jon, me and Andy. |
| 4:12p |
CACAPA NEWS!!!
Martin's forgotten defender is back from the dead. Sneaky PCS perhaps? |
| 4:13p |
Roque booked
arse |
| 4:15p |
Subs news
Sir Ken and George McCartney subbed off at H/T. |
| 4:15p |
Points Update
Simon 1261; Matt 1220; Ed 1191; Ben 1183; Jon 1170; Andy 1164; Martin 1124; Pete 1100 |
| 4:19p |
GOAL - READING
Kitson scores (Lita assist) |
| 4:20p |
GOAL - VILLA
Garry Barry scores - is Ed taking third? |
| 4:20p |
GOALS - BORO
Disco Stu scores, then a Fernandes OG.
Michael Ball is so sh*t. Ed dodged a bullet with that Dunne red card. |
| 4:24p |
Points Update
Rooney booked. Was Ed right to drop him?
Simon 1261; Matt 1220; Ed 1196; Ben 1181; Jon 1175; Andy 1169; Martin 1123; Pete 1100 |
| 4:26p |
GOAL - CHELSEA
Sheva - Lampard assist |
| 4:28p |
GOAL - READING
Doyle scores.
The turncoat.
But booked for celebrating (thanks Ed) |
| 4:31p |
GOAL - LIVERPOOL
Voronin scores, Torres assist (TBC) |
| 4:32p |
GOAL - BORO
I don't care who scored. I hate Michael Ball. |
| 4:36p |
LOADS OF THINGS HAPPEN
I don't know how the Cheese-meister does this.
Points now stand at:
Simon 1272; Matt 1223; Ed 1202; Ben 1180; Jon 1178; Andy 1174; Martin 1123; Pete 1093
I am hanging on to fourth by the skin of my teeth. |
| 4:39p |
MORE THINGS HAPPEN
Simon 1275; Matt 1223; Ed 1197; Jon 1178; Ben 1175; Andy 1174; Martin 1123; Pete 1093
I spoke too soon. Danny Murphy's goal takes me down to fifth. Bullard assist surely kills Matt's hopes dead. |
| 4:42p |
F***ING MICHAEL BALL
6-0 Boro. I am now level with Andy in sixth. |
| 4:45p |
GOAL - MAN UTD
Rooney sets up Giggs. Is that third for Ed? |
| 4:46p |
GOAL - YAK
this is a bad day for me |
| 4:46p |
THIS IS GETTING SILLY
Jeremie scores.
I DIDN'T PICK HIM
I am going to hunt down Michael Ball and burn him alive. |
| 4:50p |
PARKER GOAL FEST
ASHTON AND ELANO SCORE! |
| 4:55p |
my brain hurts
I think these are the points
Simon 1268; Matt 1221; Ed 1197; Andy 1187; Jon 1184; Ben 1172; Martin 1127; Pete 1092
Andy storms into fourth right at the death. |
| 4:56p |
Cameron Jerome
What the f***? |
| 4:57p |
Alex is gay
Lame clearance right at the death writes off Chelsea's clean sheet. |
| 5:04p |
FINAL SCORES
That was so hard. A ridiculous amount of goals. 34 in 10 games.
Simon 1268; Matt 1221; Ed 1197; Andy 1187; Jon 1179; Ben 1170; Martin 1124; Pete 1086
Well done Si, a resounding win and a deserved champion. Torres and Young do the business yet again on the last day of the season.
Last day scores:
Andy 48
Jon 42
Ed 37
Simon 35
Matt 24
Martin 21
Pete 15
Ben 9
What a stormer for Andy. He also missed a MGP goal and a Skrtel clean sheet.
I score 9 of a possible 31.
Jon got his HPT.
what a day |