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Wednesday, May 28th, 2003
1:31 am	Ink is fun for everyone Well i'm going to go in thursday and have some more tattooing done to myself, i'm going to put a tiger on the other arm to match the dragon, and we've decided not to do any background work because it might take away from the piece, i saw the new matrix movie, i thought it was really cool, someone told me that there is a trailer for the third one after the credits of this new one, i think i'm going to go and watch it again and stay through the credits and see, does that make me a loser? oh well, at least i have cool tattoos, right? um what else was i going to say, oh yes, Tim that does sound like you are the King, but whats this about post quarter partying, eh? i still want to come and see ya big guy, maybe we could go to IHOP and share a hoddle of coffee and talk about horses, well i'm going to go and shower and go over to my ladies abode, nighty night. Current Mood: horny Current Music: i got wayne wonder in my head, no letting go (Comment on this)
Monday, May 19th, 2003
10:42 am	Sucky-Poo Well in about an hour i get my dragon finished up, thats great news and all, other that the fact that it was worked on YESTERDAY, this is gonna hurt so bad because its sore from yesterday and its on my chest and all, oh well, Xavier got food poisining and we couldn't finish yesterday and its only like 45 minutes worth of work, i can't wait to get it finished, and then Xav will start on the design for the tiger and we'll get that shit in and i'm gonna look like a bad muthafucka, i'm gonna go round and pick fights just so i could take my shirt off, FUCKER! i love coffee, i think it was handed to man by god herself, little jay and quiet robert humor, this is gonna be fun today, oh well, Evenson, holla back about the interview doggy dogg, word life B, well i'll talk to you crazy cats later. Current Mood: anxious Current Music: Jay-Z Girls best friend (Comment on this)
Thursday, May 15th, 2003
3:24 pm	howdy kids haven't done this in a while, not much been going on over here, oh yeah, hey evenson, what happened with the interview? holla dog yo...g money home skillet funk diddly....fa breezy, all i've really been doing is working and trying to not be broke, its fun, my credit card bill is due today and i haven't sent in the check yet, YEAH, thats cool right? i'm gonna post date the check and if they call me i'm gonna say that the post office musta fucked up or something like that, speakin of which, i should go and do that, i think i'm gonna buy grocerys today too becuase i've been eating, guess what? no takers? PEANUT BUTTER sandwiches, does that need repeating, did everyone get that, just peanut butter, NO JELLY in the house, its alright tho, i'm getting used to being ghetto, i think i'm gonna live like this moe often, i haven't spent a dollar in about 2 weeks, its great, well i gotta go and take care of some shit, contracts to take care of and hoes to pimp slap, PEACE. Current Mood: crazy Current Music: Dr. Dre Xplosive (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, May 3rd, 2003
2:24 pm	Fuck you Bob He he, we had a blizzard, or as you here in madison would say...."a dusting" (Comment on this)
2:21 pm	I think someone might be comin' and I don't know whoo I think i just drank a hoddle of coffee, my face is all tingly cuz i didn't eat much, i like caffine, its fun, listeining to lewis black again and it makes me feel good, well thats it. Current Mood: bouncy Current Music: Lewis Black (Comment on this)
Friday, May 2nd, 2003
10:17 am	Tatamaranytooter Iforgot to update my journal the other day, two days ago i got some color put into my tattoo, isn't that spectacular spectacular, the words aren't in my venacular, thats pretty much it, other than Xavier is going to take me down to LA with him to go to a convention in August for tattoos, he said that i would definately get in a magazine and maybe win an award, isn't that fucking cool, i would win an award for something that someone else did, i love this country, oh yeah, we're talking about putting a tiger on the other arm to match, it is going to be a whole piece its going to match, it'll be cooooo, this dosn't make me weird or anything does it? oh well, i'm gonna go now yeah. Current Music: i've had in my solitude by Ella stuck in my head (Comment on this)
Tuesday, April 29th, 2003
10:57 am	FUCK AAAHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! money sucks asscock, that is all, return to your positions and remain silence until we engage the enemy, code yellow, watch me for the signal and don't forget, your penis is a weapon as well..........ha ha.....i'm fucked. Current Mood: crazy Current Music: Bone Thugs/Phil Collins Home (Comment on this)
Sunday, April 27th, 2003
4:15 am	Huh? I just watched Eyes Wide Shut, and all i have to say is that Tom Cruise was stupid, throughout the whole movie he had women throwing themselves at him and his wife is hot and it was just really confusing with the gigantic/stanic orgy going on, i don't know, maybe i'm too low class ghetto to understand but i thought that it was retarded, the part i did like was at the end when Nicole Kidman said that all that they needed to do was fuck, that was classy, i love it when women cuss, its so much fun, especially when they say fuck, thats the best, alrighty the plan on the TAT is that i'm off wed and thurs so i'm gonna call Xavier and tell him so i can get some coloring done either of those days, i can't fuckin wait to get it completed, its cool lookin now but its gonna rule the fucking school after it has color, i think it might help me get ass too, cuz girls already are diggin on it, haven't actually gotten any because of it tho, so i don't know how much water that little cup holds just yet, we'll give it a test run after it gets all pretty'ed up and what not, this is a little shout out to all my dawgs locked up in folsom, Evenson, i'm off wed/thurs, see above, we can do something tho, you should come play defjam vendetta and help me get rid of some of all this extra beer i got laying around, its way too much, Tim, i need to come and see you, i've been listening to Lewis Black thinking about you big fella, i just want to be held in your arms and i want to oil your head up and what not, we'll go over a price range later tho, i don't want to talk about bussiness over the "net"......ha ha......prostitution, that was another thing that pissed me off about Eyes Wide Shut, HE DIDN'T FUCK THE PROSTITUTE, what the hell, oh well, i just must not be smart enough and if thats the case i'll stick with ghostbusters and smokey and the bandit, fa breezy ma shoyza, are you the keymaster cuz i'm mothafuckin gozer bitch so bow down cuz i bring the pain from BC fuckas, i'm getting mad now, i'm gonna go pass out and think about ghosts mollesting me, that'll be fun. Current Mood: confused Current Music: Carl Thomas Summer Rain (Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 23rd, 2003
12:55 am	I'm getting Lucky....YEAH!! Right now i am drinking my new favorite beer, not for taste or anything like that, but for the fact that it comes with a brain teaser imprinted on the bottom of the cap, now you may ask yourself what wornder of modern technology would make it so you can get enebriated and tickle you brain AT THE SAME TIME, well it would be Lucky Lager, MY NEW FAVORITE BEER, my dad used to drink this when i was like 6 and a 1/3rd and i used to try and figure out the teasers, they were harder then, its great, memories, brain teasers, and its all brought to me by beer! i knew that drinking wasn't a bad thing, and they come in grenade like bottles which makes them boo koo sexxxy, yes, they might help you "get Lucky" ah...ahh....ha ha.....sexual inuendo.....but i kid, and EVENSON, if you happen to find your way over here this weekend i get off around 10 or so all weekend so you can help me figure out these brain teasers if you like, too bad tim dosn't live over here, he's so smart he could figure them out very easily, and then we could all be drinking together too, imagine that, Lucky Lager might be sent to this world from God, its fantastic, well i'm done ranting, think i'm gonna watch the rest of Ghostbusters now, either that or Porn, haven't figured out if i'm horny or not, oh well, it'll probably be Ghostbusters, ah the memories, i'm gonna make like a screen door on a tree and head out. Current Mood: bouncy Current Music: Ella Fitzgerald Summertime (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, April 19th, 2003
5:16 am	FUCK OFF FFFFFFFFFFF U U CCCCCCCC K K !! F U U C K K !! F U U C K K !! F U U C K K !! FFFFFFF U U C KKK !! F U U C K K !! F U U C K K !! F U U C K K !! F UUUUUUUUUU CCCCCCCC K K .. i'm bored (2 Comments |Comment on this)
5:09 am	Girls SUCK ASS I just walked home and am still drunk from the party that Evenson and I and his girl and maria attended, and I would like to say that all i wanted was a little affection and that there was a girl there that i would have liked to learn more about but i don't think that she wanted to get to know me because we were both at a party drinking and whatever i don't want to babble anymore, the fact of the matter is that girls suck ass through a straw and they should be issued to men through an agency so i don't have to worry about looking for one, FUCK, i am still drunk and don't have anything productive to do with my enebrity, is that a word, survey says? oh well it works, FUCKIN GIRLS, AAAAHHHHHHH i hate them and love them at the same time, whatever i'm just drunk and babbling and sorry for myself because i don't have anyone anymore, whatever, fuck it, i'm gonna watch some porn now, that dosn't make me a pervert does it, oh well, if it does, FUCK OFF AND SUCK DICK AND DIE......................................fuckers.............HA HA........cussing. Current Mood: drunk Current Music: Bone Thugs/Phil Collins, Home (Comment on this)
Friday, April 18th, 2003
1:38 am	news Alrighty since my email is dumb i'm gonna do it this way, Evenson, if you read this before i call you tomorrow, just come to me casa de pueblo around midnight, bring whoever, and then we will convoy our happy asses to the waypoint to attack with extreme prejudice on a reported "keg" so just come to my place, i'll call you to make sure you get the info, TIM, you like the AHHHH didn't you, i knew you were naughty, you like that don't you, you need a spankin' too, your naughty, ha ha, homosexuals, just kidding, hey girls are dumb so don't worry about them, just download porn, it dosn't bitch at you and you can have it be there whenever you want, not when it wants to be there, think about it, on another note, i just got the Tao of Bruce Lee in the mail, its a book, i can't wait to read it, I also got the autobiography of Ghandi the other day but i haven't had a chance to read through it yet, oh well its not going anywhere, oh yeah, i haven't gotten any color done yet cuz its still too early, i'm gonna get it done on monday hopefully, thats my next day off, well i'm gonna go and take a melatonin so i can sleep like normal people and not be up till 5 am anymore, PEACE fuckers. Current Mood: naughty Current Music: DMX/Faith Evens Hows it going down Remix (Comment on this)
Tuesday, April 15th, 2003
1:57 pm	your just pissed cuz the gorilla make 2 million I just listened to the Lewis Black CD, tee hee hee, i don't think i've laughed so hard in a while, i liked the thing about the weather people and how anyone could do it for 1.5 million and you could get done in the ass by a gorilla, until you find out the gorilla makes 2 million, i also bought, now don't laugh at me, but i bought def jam vendetta, its actually a really good game, its got really easy game play, but theres enough different things to do so you won't get bored with it, i like it though, i'm getting color done on my tattoo tomorrow, Xavier, pronounced like Javier, said that it will probably take 3 or 4 more sittings before we get it 100% finished, i'm so fuckin pshyched to start getting color done, i just want to cuss a whole bunch right now, fuckity stickity fa breezy ma nizzlefizzle fa shozey word, i think i'm going to put deoderant on my balls today, not because its hot outside or anything, just because Lewis Black told me to, but anywho, i think i might go and masturbate now, or maybe i'll get ready for work, either way i think i might shower, PEACE Current Mood: horny Current Music: Sade Lovers Rock (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, April 13th, 2003
3:04 am	fucking girls I've come to the conclusion that most girls are retarded in general, they think with too many emotions and not enought logic, case in point the girl that i've been hanging out with, tonight, we were going to hang out and go out to the bars after i get off work, i realize that i don't really want to go to the bars because they cost money that i don't want to spend, also they are just retarded over here in general, our bars that is, so i decide to tell her that i'm going to stay home tonight and just drink with some friends, whatever right? I geuss not, she asks if she can come over later and i say yeah, whatever, then i call her up later and tell her that i'm just gonna crash and that i didn't really want to hang out, she says alright and thats that, then i get a phone call about a minute later and she says that we need to talk, now i'm thinking what the hell is going on, i don't need some emotional bullshit in my life right now, long story longer, we realize that now isn't a good time to talk and we figure that we'll just talk tomorrow, and i swear if she comes down with some dumb emotional bullshit on me i'm gonna fuckin cut her off, its fucking retarded because she just got out of a 2 year relationship with this dude and i don't think that she realizes that i'm not that dude and i'm fuckin different from him, AAAHHHHHHHH i just wanna fuckin yell sometimes, its all dumb bullshit that i don't need in my life right now, oh well, on another note, i'm gonna get my tattoo colored in in about a week or so, it'll be fucking sweet, fucking girls are retarded, i'm gonna go and become a monk in China or something like that, Tim, you wanna come with, maybe we could get a discount on our plane tickets or something, i'm gonna go and play some warcraft now or maybe watch some porn, haven't figured out which i would enjoy more, whatever, fuck it. Current Mood: aggravated Current Music: Amanda Perez, Angel (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, April 8th, 2003
1:49 pm	MERRY X-MAS to me! Just got The Streets album in the mail, i love the internet, it makes it so much easier to blow my money, i love it, haven't listened to the whole album yet cuz i just got it, i'm excited tho, i really like this guy, well just thought i would drop a note about it, and Evenson, i'm cumming over on thursday to show off my tat and maybe get some of that new game action going on, i don't care what you say cuz i'm gonna do it anyway, punk! anywho i'll talk to you geezers lata Current Mood: naughty Current Music: The Streets Original Pirate Material (1 Comment |Comment on this)
1:30 am	Beat this whimps.....HA HA.....dangly parts mr. peepers is a Garlic-Eating Pirate Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 9.8 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat mr. peepers, enter your name: (Comment on this)
1:26 am	HA HA....capuchin Vanilla Gorilla is a Tripe-Eating Capuchin Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 2.6 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Vanilla Gorilla, enter your name: (Comment on this)
Monday, April 7th, 2003
6:19 am	Government Housing sucks asscock So I just got back from a friends house, and she lives in Government Housing, now you may think to yourselves "Oh yeah, cheap ass government housing, that must rule ass not having to pay a lot of money for housing" well you would be wrong, check it, she pays about 400 dollars a month, and they put mad ass rules on her and how her appartment is supposed to be, she has an inspection today and she showed me the last one, she got written up for having clothes on the floor, a dirty shower, and shit like that, WHAT THE FUCK, are we 12 again or something, why the hell can't she live the way she wants to? she pays an assload of money and they put restrictions on her about how clean her apparment is, oh yeah, she's not supposed to have anyone over at her house, no one is supposed to stay there at night unless they pay rent, it 24 hour quiet time, how fucking shitty ass is the government, you think that if she pays out the ass for rent that she could at least have guest, whatever, i'm just being pissy, ha ha, just remembered, got a new TATTOO, its fucking cool, maybe i'll take a picture of it and post it here, but Evenson, you should haul your ass over here and gawk at it cuz its BIG, its an asian style dragon that starts on my chest and goes down my arm to just above my elbow, it fucking nice lookin too, the guy doing it for me says that he's gonna put it in his portfolio and take me down to a show in LA this summer and that I could definately win some contests and get in a magazine, fuckin a, well i'm gonna go and try sleep on for size, peace Current Mood: jubilant Current Music: Legend Of Drunken Master Jackie Chan (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, April 4th, 2003
2:15 am	Ladys Ladys Ladys well, all of you out there might sit and ask yourselves, where the hell has Scott been? that is a quandry amongst quandrys, well my 'puter has been at a friends house taking a flanking position in a LAN formation, for all you non-geeks out there, its a bunch of computers hooked together with the capabilities of sharing files and playing Warcraft for long amounts of time, and that brings me to my next subject, not that i really had a first subject, Warcraft 3, that game is fuckin awesome, it rocks my ass like a huricane, other than that, i've been doing a lot of working and spending the wee hours with my new lady friend, ah thats fun, i shouldn't talk of it here, but if i see any of you in person many a juicy stories can be told, well maybe not many, but there naughty a little, what else has happened lately, oh yeah, finally got all 3 TMNT movies, i can die a happy man now, ah yes and i am getting a new tattoo today, good times will be had by me while i decorate my skin, and i bought the jackass movie, its actually pretty funny, i watch it and laugh at the stupid shit they do, it would be a bad movie to watch while drinking because i might get a few ideas, well thats about all i have right now, i think i'm gonna go back to my own house now and sleep cuz i got a big day ahead of me today, does that make sense, oh well, oh yeah, Timbo, congrats on getting back into school, and you should open up that bubble a little at least to enjoy the view once in a while, just make sure not to oggle because thats when they start slapping, i find that if you have a book you can make it look like your reading and then gingerly peer over the top of the book to check them out, that way you also look smart for reading, especialy if it is an actuall smart person book, you should give that a whirl tho, don't try it while walking, that might make for a disaster or two. have fun and be safe, just remember in the words of the Tick, SPOOOOOOOOON!!!! Current Mood: peaceful Current Music: the mellow hum of surrounding computers (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, March 27th, 2003
4:06 pm	One Hour Photo If you folks out there haven't seen One Hour Photo, with Robin Williams, you should be hung from a tree by your ankles and beat about the head like a pinata, this movie shows how good of an actor Williams is, he is a fuckin nut bar, its great, i love seeing him playing things outside of comedy, I think he's is now my favorite actor, i just wanted to talk about it cuz i bought it and watched it and didn't have a journal, and i just remembered about it and decided to write, cuz it fuckin rocked my ass off, it was uncomfortable feeling at times, yeah......well i'm audi.....peace to all my homegirls in So-Cal, sorry i just felt like a Cali girl for a second there, i'm ok now......i think, oh yeah, i'm going to a lan party too, and i'm gonna get smokey and the bandit from my buddy, its great! Current Mood: geeky Current Music: Killer Mike Akshon YEAH! (Comment on this)