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    Thursday, April 15th, 2004
    12:23 am
    BitTorrent Rules
    alright, so its prolly been around for a while now, but i just got BitTorrent and i know prolly isn't a word, but shut up, anywho, BitTorrent is super swag P2P thingy bobber, and to make a stupid story make sense, i'm downloading the first SEASON of A-Team and first SEASON of Chapelle Show, now i don't know if anyone saw what i just did there, and it wasn't a magic trick with my hands on my side of the computer, it was a CAPITILAZATION of a word twice, it was season, as in i believe 12 shows a piece, which is ok with me because it means i don't have to download individual episodes at time, which is really cool because i can't find A-Team episodes anywhere, so i'm superjazzed because they stopped playing it on Spike which mad me sad, i'm frowning right now, but you can't see it, cuz i got my window closed, or else you might be able to see it, anywho, i'm really excited because i think the A-Team rocks, i got my old A-Team sheet for my bed from my mom, and its on my bed right now, with my transformers pillow case, only the pillow case because the bed spread part is for a little bed and i got a big bed now, so i only got the normal bed spread with the cool stuff, so if there are any ladies out there that like A-Team and Transformers and guys with tattoos, i'se be your dude, so wander on over my way ladies, oh yeah, i like Johnny Cash a lot too, thats all, except for the fact that i shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die

    Current Mood: geeky
    Current Music: Johnny Cash - Folsom Prison Blues
    12:23 am
    BitTorrent Rules
    alright, so its prolly been around for a while now, but i just got BitTorrent and i know prolly isn't a word, but shut up, anywho, BitTorrent is super swag P2P thingy bobber, and to make a stupid story make sense, i'm downloading the first SEASON of A-Team and first SEASON of Chapelle Show, now i don't know if anyone saw what i just did there, and it wasn't a magic trick with my hands on my side of the computer, it was a CAPITILAZATION of a word twice, it was season, as in i believe 12 shows a piece, which is ok with me because it means i don't have to download individual episodes at time, which is really cool because i can't find A-Team episodes anywhere, so i'm superjazzed because they stopped playing it on Spike which mad me sad, i'm frowning right now, but you can't see it, cuz i got my window closed, or else you might be able to see it, anywho, i'm really excited because i think the A-Team rocks, i got my old A-Team sheet for my bed from my mom, and its on my bed right now, with my transformers pillow case, only the pillow case because the bed spread part is for a little bed and i got a big bed now, so i only got the normal bed spread with the cool stuff, so if there are any ladies out there that like A-Team and Transformers and guys with tattoos, i'se be your dude, so wander on over my way ladies, oh yeah, i like Johnny Cash a lot too, thats all, except for the fact that i shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die

    Current Mood: geeky
    Current Music: Johnny Cash - Folsom Prison Blues
    Wednesday, March 24th, 2004
    2:47 am
    yippee
    i'm happy because today, well yesterday now, the new N.E.R.D. (neptunes rock alter egos) came out, and it is very tasty, i likes it a lot, i've been listening to it today, pretty much non stop, and i'm not getting tired of it, so thats nice, its a lot like the first N.E.R.D. album, before i got this album i had been listening to the Grey album, the one that takes the lyrics from the Jay-Z black album, and lays it over re-vamped beats from the Beattles white album, its very nice, has a peaceful feel to it, i recommend people check it out, i wish the RIAA didn't put a cease and desist on production on it, because it could be one of the best albums of the year, its that good, well i'm gonna crash, or look at porn, haven't figured out which would be more better for me, and yes i just said more better, so fuck off

    Current Mood: calm
    Current Music: N.E.R.D. Fly or Die album
    Sunday, February 15th, 2004
    2:13 pm
    long time no do
    i think that after i reformatted my machine i forgot about this because i forgot to back up my links, so i didn't ever think to go and check this out, but here i am doing it again, lots has changed, don't work anymore, so i'm a bum, i like to build shit now, i built a tub that holds 15 gallons, and we put a spout at the bottom for pouring drinks, i'm gonna build a bar after i get my tax return, and blah blab blah, dittle do, no really things have been hunky doory, i went to whistler in canada and snowboarded for a couple days, that was fun, but expensive, i'm excited for City of Heroes to come out, its a PC game where you get to make your own superhero, its gonna be swank, oh yeah, i agree with Tim, Valentines is retarded, so we had an anti-vd party last night, and i got pretty shnokered, <-- is that right? oh well, i'm gonna go back to school, hopefully in the spring, and maybe start some kind of tech degree, i don't know yet, but i'm working on it, i think i'm all spent, don't even know if anyones gonna read this, oh well, PEACE I'M OUTTA HERE

    Current Mood: crazy
    Current Music: Kid Koala Believe in your stealth
    Sunday, September 21st, 2003
    12:24 pm
    boobs
    all i have to say is...LET ME SQUEEZ 'EM


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    Mr. Durden
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    Thursday, September 11th, 2003
    9:57 am
    hello moto
    wow, its been a while since i did this, lets see quick overview of whats been going on, well for starters, and i think the ladies will like this, i am currently single and ready to mingle, i work freight crew so i think i might have transformed into a vampire, which kinda sucks cuz i'd like to be a werewolf more, i'll elaborate on that later, i don't sleep much anymore, i stayed up for 37 hours straight two days ago, and i'm at the better half of 20 hours right now, don't see myself sleeping soon either, oh well, like they said in the 80's, its hip to be square, right? oh well, fuck 'em, i played DDR the past 2 days, i'm actually pretty good for never playing before, its fun too, i've been kicking the idea of reformatting my hard drive and starting over from scratch lately, my sound card crapped out and now i haven't any music to listen to from wench my supple loins fruited the bearer of sorrow winds and misfortunate shit, other than that lifes been hunky dorry, i live in government housing now, so this month we payed a dollar for rent, thats right, 1 dollar was the due payment on the 5th, i asked my roomy if he needed me to pay for my part of the rent, i reaced into my pocket and pulled out a shiney quarter and offered it to him thussly, you can't see my hand movement, or can you? but yeah, evenson, if you try and get a hold of me, i'm in a different spot so you can't reach me at the old one.........so i'll let you know whats up soon, cuz i got a gamecube and f-zero and it rocks the box for real, we got a sweet setup too, you'll have to check it, i'd tell you the new digits but i don't want all the crazy skanks after my beautiful nuts calling my heazy and the teazy, ya undadig, well i'm out like pauly shore, and stay coola that a polar bears toe nail on the other side of the pillow

    Current Mood: cynical
    Current Music: humming from puter, cuz no sound card, RAAAAR!
    Tuesday, August 19th, 2003
    11:02 am
    Warcraft has taken me
    well i haven't done this in a while, been playing a lot of Warcraft, Frozen Throne expansion, a lot of gamecube too, animal crossings is like crack, not sure why its so addicting but it is, i should go to a group or something, oh well nothing i can do about it right? oh yeah, found this site called www.homestarrunner.com funny stuff yous guys should go and chiggity check it out, what else is new in my life right now? new neptunes is supposed to come out today, pretty jazzed about that, outkast is comming out with a new album, its going to be double, but its not going to be big boi and andre together, their making two single albums together, thats gonna titty, lets see what else, went and saw Freddy vs. Jason, FUCKIN A ROCKING COOL, first 2 minutes you see boobies, it was very nice, it reminded me a lot of the old movies, you know with blood that sprays 10 feet and really disgustingly gorey and over the top, but thats why its so fuckin cool, saw some nice previews for new movies, house of the dead, a movie called underworld which is about the battle between vampires and werewolfs, looked pretty nice, but the one that i was most hugafied, <---thats pronounced huge-a-fied, thats one of my new words, anywho, the movie i was most hugafied by, TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE, oh yeah their remaking it, it looks like it has the same jist as the original, some people pick up a hitchiker who's all freaked out, oh lets help her out, we'll take her home, too bad her home is infested with cannibals and some big fucker with a chainsaw, you know what that means? YOU GONN DIE BITCHS, oh i am so there when that comes out, i think i'm gonna stop worrying about how good the movies plot is and in depth shit like that, and i'm taking it back to the good ole days when hack and slash movies ruled the school, those are the movies i'm looking for now, yeah, well thats about all i got, i gotta go and cool off before i go and kill someone, just remember.........1,2.....freddys commin for you.........3,4......you better lock your door............5,6..........grab your crucafix.............7,8.......don't stay out late...........9,10..........never sleep again

    Current Mood: predatory
    Current Music: Trigun, Yellow Alert
    Friday, July 25th, 2003
    6:42 pm
    Saturday, July 19th, 2003
    2:04 pm
    RAAARR!! fuckers
    i just want to vent about stupid customers, now i know thats the majority of them, but the ones that get me are the rude ones, like when i ask you "can i help you find anything today?" i expect a no thanks or yes or something like that, but when people just walk past me and don't say anything when they know i fucking said something, i just want to walk over to them and tell them to put their mouth on the nearest curb so that i can STOMP ON THE BACK OF THEIR FUCKING HEAD! even worse is when i ask someone if i can help them find something and they say yes, but they keep fucking walking, what the fuck is that, its like i don't exist, and this hasn't happened once or twice, its like three or four times A DAY!!! for fucks sake people lets realize that other people are around and i am talking to you when my mouth moves and air comes out and it makes sounds, yes thats called talking, and the fucking things on the side of your head, yeah ears, those aren't just for keeping glasses on you fucking stupid face, THOSE ARE FOR LISTENING, and when you listen, if you are half way cognasent of your surroundings, you respond properly to the other person talking, not just make another sound and then your done, this isn't the fucking pavlov dog experiment and i'm not a fucking bell and your not supposed to fucking drool you dumb piece of shit, so fuck off and suck my asshole through a straw while i stick my big toe in your nose with my chode on your fucking face, so FUCK YOU, i just want to say fuck you to all the fucking people out there, fuck old people, fuck hippies, fuck rich people, fuck yuppies, fuck college students, fuck women, fuck bums, fuck the taliban, fuck bush, fuck peace, fuck you and most of all fuck me! fuck off and die i'm pissed, i want my 40 acres and a goddamn mule even tho i'm not a slave, i want my shogun fuckin samurai armor with my fuckin kitana so i can walk around and fuck people up like i'm a fuckin ronin i want to be a fuckin cowboy so i can go out and fuckin duel with someone at high fuckin noon when i get pissed at someone who looks at me sideways, we are getting the fuckin shaft as a society these days, we're fucking pussy whipped little bitches worried about making enough money to support a family, what the fuck is that, i have to work my ass off now to support someone who isn't even here right now, well fuck that too! goddamn it i'm pissed off and all i want is to go out and punch someone in the face and yell fuck you as he's falling to the ground and if he gets back up good, cuz then i can punch him again and then grab the back of his head and put his mouth on the damn curb, AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! i think thats it for now, i'm starting to get a little freaked out, i'm gonna go eat some salsa now and pass out on the couch watching cartoons, kinda feel the the Maxx right now, sans the big fucking yellow claw coming out of my knuckles, thats all i got

    Current Mood: predatory
    Current Music: neputnes - run to the sun
    Tuesday, July 15th, 2003
    8:13 pm
    Crazy Town
    all right now, i finally got a police blotter from good ol' E-burg, dig it, you guys need to check this out!
    -An older man wearing a safari hat was seen hanging around an Ellensburg park for several days
    -A drunken druver was reported on Sparks Road in Easton
    -A man was acting somewhat belligerently and suspiciously in a car dealer's lot
    -A Steiner Street redident reported a woman took his picture and made obscene gestures
    -A large amount of garbage was piled up on South Ruby Street
    -A dog was tied to a vehicle in an Ellensburg motel's parking lot.
    -A dumptruck lost its load of lumber on the Vantage Highway
    -A Mitchell Road resident reported a man verbally harassed him for money
    -Power tools had been taken from a Wildwind Lane shed
    -A dog had been left in a vehicle for 40 minutes
    -A Goodwin Road resident reported the ongoing problems of hay trucks speeding in the area
    -A purse was reported stolen from a Main Street fast food resturaunt
    -A woman slurring her words tried to get into someone's vehicle at an Ellensburg convenience store
    -a man was in front of a Pearl Street business harassing people
    -a pickup truck was in the ditch on Wilson Creek Road
    -a walnut street woman reported people harassing her
    -Two juveniles were setting off fireworks in Roslyn
    -a power pole on washington street was sparking
    -a 10th avenue resident reported a man sitting on a concrete barrier behind his home, watching his home
    -a lambert road resident reported a vehicle at the end of his driveway was flashing its lights
    -an umptanum road woman reported hearing two cars drag racing
    -a willow street home was burglarized
    -a man could be heard yelling obscenities on the vantage highway
    -a door to a juniper street apartment had been left open(side note- I live in Juniper and my door is open RIGHT NOW!)
    -numerous people were standing in an Eighth avenue fast food resturaunt drive and refused to move
    -someone with a flaslight was trespassing on a reecer creek road residents property
    -a man sleeping in a vehicle urinated out the window
    -a 15-year old reportedly assaulted a 10 year old at a canyon road gas station
    -a boylston road resident reported a neighbor harassing him over a missing pitch fork
    -someone ran on the roof of a car parked on 11th avenue
    -a motor home drove away from a kittitas gas station with out paying for 85.01 in fuel
    -five teens were stranded in the river near lower peoh point road
    -several people flashed and flipped off a man on state route 821
    -a mill creek garage was burglarized
    -a man was seen wandering in the woods near No. 9 mine trail, waving a sword and talking to himself
    -a wilson creek road resident reported to cougars in his back yard
    -a man carrying a bible was soliciting something at a cle elum gas station
    -a man reported that while he was napping someone stole his wind surfer
    -a university building was burglarized
    -a drunk man with a knife walked into hanson pond and threatened to kill himself
    -a running vehicle was partially blocking a third avenue alley
    -a man fell out of a tree on cook canyon road
    -two juveniles were refusing to leave a pearl street residence
    -a #6 road man reported 20 cows in his yard
    -a cle elum woman reported her daughter assaulted her
    -a man was laying on a sidewalk on pine street
    -someone threatened a housekeeper at an ellensburg motel
    -white chunks of a chemical substance were reported on a playground in ellensburg
    -a man was seen laying in the grass on mountain view avenue
    -someone hauling a backhoe on a flatbed ran into a freeway underpass and took out a nelson siding road resident's cable
    -an elderly wonan entered a walnut street resident's home for and unknown reason
    -an equipment shed in an ellensburg park had been burglarized
    -a man on B street was making noises like he was sick

    now all of these are the actual reports in the police blotter, i didn't make anything up and its all word for fucking word, now you guys see what i'm stuck in, someone please send help, and beer, and loose women, and some money, that all tho, yeah, have fun with this, cuz thats all its good for

    Current Mood: confused
    Current Music: Bubba Sparxxx-Comin Round
    Friday, July 11th, 2003
    12:43 pm
    i'm wanted
    all i have to say today is a little quote from one of argueable (<--that ain't right butt fuck it) one of the best 80's bands, Bon Jovi, Tim i think you'll like this one, "sometimes you tell the days, by the bottles that you drink, sometimes when your alone, all you do is think, i'm a cowboy, on a steel horse i ride, i'm wanted, wanted, dead or alive" thats a little throw back, hope you guys enjoy it, oh yeah, i think i'm going to try and get a hold of some police blotters and list some of the things in them so you all can see what i'm stuck with for the summer, the police blotters are about the best thing in the newspaper, its great, well i'm going to go now cuz i'm all spent, hootie hooooo

    Current Mood: satisfied
    Current Music: Bon Jovi- Wanted Dead or Alive
    Monday, July 7th, 2003
    11:21 am
    Cool stuff, i think
    yous guys needs to goes and checks this site out, yo! its tha fa real shiznitilebizzle, fo-really, but seriously i stumbled across this site and it trips me out, try and click on the brain in the dialoge bubble that comes from the spaceman, yeah i just said all that, and it actually happens too!
    http://www.eviltron.com/modules/esp/esp.html

    Current Mood: exhausted
    Current Music: Rolling Stones- Monkey Man
    Saturday, July 5th, 2003
    1:09 pm
    my patheticy
    i don't think that patheticy is a word, but i just made it up so neener neener, anywho check this out, my b-day was the uno de july, si? well it is now the cinco de july, si? and i'm cooking my own birthday cake, no one baked me one, my mom even came and visited for my birthday and she didn't even make me a cake, boo hoo for me you say, well you should cuz i want cake damnit! oh well this way i get to choose what i want, don't know what i'm going to do with a whole cake cuz my roomy is away and so is everyone else, oh well, more cake for me, ha, oh yeah i just wanted to say that i like johnny cash's new songs, theres one called personal jesus, its cool, tim if you haven't checked it out yet you should cuz its good stuff, thats about it, i'm going to check on my birthday cake, oh yeah and i've been awake since 11:30 last night and its 1:00 in the afternoon time now, yippee!

    Current Mood: chipper
    Current Music: Johnny Cash - Personal Jesus
    Friday, July 4th, 2003
    4:13 pm
    sumthin for the fellas
    i was just thinking to myself and realized that beyonce is really hot in my eyes, yeah, oh yeah and also yesterday i stayed up for like 28 hours, it was fun, i think i did some funny stuff, maybe not, i think i might still be feeling the effects of it today too, yippee! i get to go back to work in 9 hours, i got off at 3PM and have to be back at 1AM, how much fun is that, and on our countrys birthday, hooray for boobies right, well i'm gonna go and maybe eat or sleep or shower or masturbate, oh yeah i got the new playboy cuz i gots a subscription and the girls from survivor are in it and i think one of them has fake boobies, not sure tho, tee hee

    Current Mood: dorky
    5:14 am
    i just realized sumthin
    I have it the best out of everyone who works, now that i throw freight, I don't have to deal with customers for the first 6 hours of my shift, and then i'm only there for 2:30 hours while the stores open and for the most part of that i'm still throwing freight or straightening the shelves, my job rules! i never thought i would say that, i love my job, and i dont' have to deal with all the other dumb fuck employees, its so nice, i just thought i would rub this in all your faces, i don't know why i feel the need to do that tho, oh well, tim if you read this i think that you should come over here and visit me, i think the sunshine will do you good, no ones around and its really peacefull over here right now, oh well just a thought and Evenson if you ever make it over here you better get a hold of me and drink some of my beer damnit, and that goes for anyone else that makes their way over to this neck of da wuds, come find me, i live in juniper village building 901 #1 i'm usually home in the afternoon, that goes out for anyone who might be reading this right now, not sure who the hell that would be tho, oh well, i might get some stranger on my porch tomorrow, that would be a little weird and cool at the same time, i'm gonna go now, i had something smart to say but i forgot it, thats sad i know i was thinking something smart the other day at work but i can't remember what it was, fuck me i need a new brain, my too filled with stupid trivia and hops, i downloaded gummo and boondock saints the other day, watched a half hour of both to see what was up, boondock saints looks cool, gummo freaks the hell out of me, if anyone has seen gummo give me a holler and tell me what the fuck is going on in that movie, thats about it for right now, i'm gonna go

    Current Mood: sick
    Current Music: Bone Crusher, Killer Mike, T.I.- Never Scared
    Tuesday, July 1st, 2003
    12:05 pm
    its my day and i do what i want!
    All shall pay tribute to me for it is my day, 22 years ago today in San Diego California at 8:41 AM the greatness that is Scott Martin was brought into the world by my momma, HA HA today is my birthday so neener neener :P
    take that, ha ha, lets see tonight i'm going to sleep for a little bit cuz i just got off work, and then i'm going to buy some alcohol and get really drunk like and then go to the local bars and try and get some free drinks from people and be very loud and probably grab some random girlsess, thats wrong but screw off cuz its MY BIRTHDAY I DO WHAT I WANT!! it'll be fun, i think i'm gonna try and get a birhtday hummer, that'll be good, other than drinking and all i dont' have nothin on my plate and i'm not going to do anything, cuz its my birthday and i'll cry if i want to, oh wait, its my birthday, i do what i want! take that beeeotch,i'm so happy, i think i'm going to go rub one out in the shower and then sleep for a while until my lady gets off work and then i'll try and talk her into some birthday suit action ;) that guy knows what i'm talking about.......tee hee......i'm gonna get out of here.....one last thing, Evenson, wish you could be here so you could drink some of my beer

    Current Mood: dirty
    Current Music: Sean Paul- Deport Them
    Friday, June 27th, 2003
    10:27 am
    Nyquil
    Well i just bought some nyquil and i'm going to drink it, now mind you its 10:30 in the morning, i just got off work and i am getting a cold, i think i might do a double dosage, or maybe not but i'm going to get medicated off nyquil, yeah i'm so happy, it actually has 10% alcohol in it, it says it right on the bottle, thats more than some beers right? it didn't even prompt for ID when i bought it i don't think, oh well, i'm gonna go and sleep now, oh yeah and drink some nyquil.....PEACE

    ps....all you better buy me shit cuz its my birthday on the 1st of july, so pay tribute to me in some way, slaughter something or maybe just masturbate, cool...i'm out

    Current Mood: sleepy
    Current Music: Trick Daddy-Represent
    Tuesday, June 17th, 2003
    10:00 am
    ahhh, new job is cool....
    so now instead of being a in a manager type position, i'm am simply a peon again, now you may think to yourself "how did that level headed scott get himself from a 'manager' type position to simply a peon? hmmm" well let me tell you, it starts with a simple night of unloading a truck, when what was described to me as "reckless" driving occured on my behalf, so my boss caught wind of this nefarious behaviours and let me know what for, well to make a long story a little longer, i geuss my store director (head honcho at my store) wanted to fire me, and for what you may say? well i'll tell you something, i didn't even brake anything this time or hurt anyone, HA, i've done much worse than both of those at work and never got in trouble, but thats alright i kind of like it better now, no more important shit to deal with, no bitchy customers/employees, and no more TIES!!! i would say that is the best part of this whole demotion, i don't have to wear a tie anymore, yippee skippy, oh yeah just to let you know i was demoted to freight crew, which is complete opposite of what i did before, so instead of closing all the time i am now starting my shift when i would normally be finishing, but i'm starting to get used to sleeping in the middle of the day, its fun to be asleep when normal people are waking up, i like it! its made for an interesting love life, but thats an entirely different story for an entirely different day, on another note, my parents are probably going to take me to a mariners game for my birthday, i'm am going to be 22 on the 1st of july our lords years 2000 and 3, i like saying it like that, it sounds fun, well i think i'm going to go and try to sleep for a while, you know before my day starts, HA

    Current Mood: lazy
    Current Music: Bossa Nova Ville- One Note Samba
    Thursday, June 12th, 2003
    9:18 pm
    hmmmmmmmm
    whats new lately, haven't gotten my tattoony done yet, call it laziness or lack of time for things, um, i think my new favorite artist is Jin, he was retired on BET's freestyle fridays and got signed to the Ruff Ryders, but the thing i like the most about him is that he's Chinese, AZN PRIDE babee, we're coming up asian people are going to be the next big thing, and then after that its gonna be mutts, you know people that aren't really anything specific, so i'm pretty set for a while cuz i land under both of those catagories, HA HA i win.....i want to go to timmy's thingy but i don't think that i'll have the time off, and i don't know where he lives oh well, thats easy, hey tim if you read this you need to give me directions or maybe we should set something up, like a ron-dez-vooz, phonetics rule, oh well, i'll be in eburg all summer and won't have anything to do but live in government housing and barbeque, oh yeah, i'm going to be leaching off the government, we're living in government housing next year, its gonna be nice, max rent they can charge is like 175 or something disgustingly cheap, i love it, finally i get to fuck the man in the ass!! HA HA take that pinko, socialist, nazi, communist, castro supporting, jackass motherfuckers, tee hee, i work freight crew now too so i sleep funny cuz i get off at like 11 in the afternoon and its hard to sleep in the middle of the day so i get like 4 hours of sleep these days, caffine is really helping me through this rough patch in my life, i think i'm going to have a heart attack, oh well.......i think i'm going to go and watch a movie, maybe nightmare on elm street or lilo and stitch, haven't decided yet......PEACE

    Current Mood: blank
    Current Music: Talib Kwali/Get By
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