Nigel Incubator-Jones

6:25am: I'm up at the crack of dawn,
I'm up at the crack of dawn.
It's dark and drab,
As I write up my lab,
Up at the crack of dawn.

I'm up at the crack of dawn,
Yes, up at the crack of dawn.
I'm yawning and typing
And whining and griping
Up at the crack of dawn.

I'm up at the crack of dawn
And I'm going back to bed.
*Snore.*