| Date: | 2003-12-03 20:13 |
| Subject: | Looong trip |
| Security: | Public |
| Mood: |  scared | | Music: | The beats of a drumb, My heart |
Sorry I have been a bit slack on my reports.. I had quite a scare! I was nearly caught! And what a scare it was... I thought I might have a heart attack.. Then I was scooped up and shuved into his suitcase.. There isn't much to report besides being closer to my sweet sweet home.. I hope I can hitch a ride somehow.. Perhaps he won't notice if I hide in his hair at night.. and ride home there..I wont make a mess! I'll fix those nice curls just so..
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| Date: | 2003-11-13 16:32 |
| Subject: | Whew! |
| Security: | Public |
| Mood: |  tired | | Music: | Silence.. |
The work of an Underpants Gnome is tedious! While he was away tending to business I went wondering.. And I hit a mother load of underpants!.. I added them to my little temperary house... I also cleaned his belly button of it's lint so I could make a little fire and cook.. He's not a very hairry guy so there wasn't much to collect.. Though he sleeps pretty soundly..
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| Date: | 2003-11-11 13:15 |
| Subject: | Bold |
| Security: | Public |
| Mood: |  bouncy | | Music: | Sleepy mumbles of Orlando Bloom |
I got bold lastnight.. I figured sence he was out for a while.. I would steal some of those nice underpants he has and make myself a home, a temperary colapsible home.. That way he'd only think it was a crumped up discarded pair and stuff them back into his suitcase.. I miss my little house.. And not only does he snore... But he talks in his sleep too... How odd..
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| Date: | 2003-11-10 15:12 |
| Subject: | All most squished! |
| Security: | Public |
| Mood: |  hungry | | Music: | The soft snores of Orlando Bloom |
Oh my god! I had the strangest day ever.. I escaped from my suitcase prison, only to be almost squished by his huge feet! What size are they!?!?! 16(us size) 50.5 ( for those in the other hemisphere!)'s! I dove under the bed just intime.. It was quite a scarry experiance.. But before I knew it he was sheding his clothes! That was just too much for a little gnome like me to see! So I covered my eyes... Before I knew it the bed above me was squeeking as he crawled in.. Whew safe for the night... I wonder if he knows that he snores?
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