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REAL UPDATE WATCH OUT NOW [16 Jul 2003|06:13pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]
[ music | AC/DC- Highway to Hell ]

So right now I'm on a plane heading home from the U.K. We played a gig last night in London.

...man it feel so weird to say that, "We played a gig in London." You know sometimes in this business you gotta slow down and just think of how this all came to be, at least I think so. 3, hell even 2 years ago I never thought I would be here. I've been thinking about that alot lately. Last night I went up and sat on the top of our hotel and kept asking myself, "How did I end up here?" Damn I mean come on I was in fucking London, me, small-town boy Tyson was in London. I used to jump on my bed in my pjs playing air guitar and pretending I was some huge rock star like Bon Scott (AC/DC motherfuckers). Now I am one. Well not huge but that doesn't matter 'cause I'm doing what I love and traveling the world. Nice job. It's crazy to think we get payed for this stuff. It's not even about being payed though. Whenever people start to catch on to the fact that our band sucks, stop buying our records and quit going to shows, I know I'll still be sitting with my best friends jamming and writing songs.

So enough of the shit no one cares about. I hope none of yall watched our show on MTV last night. Our manager and everyone kept saying "Wow that turned out really well! Yall really kicked ass WOOO!" I'm all "..." I don't know... seeing that show made me wanna call up MTV and apologize for taking up time on their network when they could've been showing ass-munching on Real World. WTF can I say? I'm my worst critic. The band could be, well I could be so much better then what was shown last night. Fuck it, it makes me work harder. I'm pretty sure some of that is gonna be on a DVD we're coming out with so yeahhh shdkjlldsfj

We're gonna be on this new show I think called Pepsi Smash, just bands performing live. We're filming it the 12th and it's airing August 20th. So mark you're calenders and shit!!!1111~!@2

WTF so this entry is making me think about shit and emo so I'll stop writing now...

Well not now 'cause I wanna say I cannot fucking wait for Warped. We're joining in on the "summer camp for punk rock" in Atlanta on the 23rd. I can't wait to chill with all the bands, meet new people and fuck Tony hardcore.

K now I'm done

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[13 Jul 2003|06:39pm]
[ mood | bored ]
[ music | leprechauns......... lucky charm commercial k ]

-creeps up-

BOO!!!!!!!!sdWSR3435436VY54B%^%^5B

-runs away-
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DLJSSJSHFDS [09 Jul 2003|03:00am]
[ mood | good ]
[ music | THE ATARIS- BOYS OF SUMMER ]

tie me up tyson (1:50:17 AM): LOLZ GOOD TIMEZ WITH BILL BILL LMFAO!!!
b m g c L 27 (1:50:27 AM): ...BILL BILL?
b m g c L 27 (1:50:38 AM): WTF DO I LOOK LIKE I'M FROM GULLA GULLA ISLAND?
b m g c L 27 (1:50:49 AM): WITH THAT FUCKING FROG THING
tie me up tyson (1:50:58 AM): LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJHEWHOUDGFUDGFDKJFSDF
tie me up tyson (1:51:02 AM): HOLY FUCK
tie me up tyson (1:51:04 AM): DEAD
b m g c L 27 (1:51:09 AM): I SAW THAT SHOW LIKE ONCE
tie me up tyson (1:51:13 AM): SL;DM;D;,DYINF
tie me up tyson (1:51:17 AM): -CHOKING-
b m g c L 27 (1:51:19 AM): AND THIS FUCKING GIANT FROG WAS HOPPING AROUND WTF
b m g c L 27 (1:51:28 AM): AHUURRRRR "::RIBBIT::"
b m g c L 27 (1:51:35 AM): ..DID HE EVEN SAY RIBBIT?
tie me up tyson (1:51:37 AM): DSLDLKDLKF
tie me up tyson (1:51:39 AM): LMAO
tie me up tyson (1:51:47 AM): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CAN'T BREATHE WTF
b m g c L 27 (1:52:05 AM): I REMEMBER SOME GUY ALL HANGING OUT HIS WINDOW SMILING TOO
b m g c L 27 (1:52:10 AM): ":-D!"
tie me up tyson (1:52:16 AM): LMFAO
tie me up tyson (1:52:26 AM): COME AND LETS PLAY TOGETHER
tie me up tyson (1:52:31 AM): IN THE BRIGHT SUNNY WEATHER
tie me up tyson (1:52:35 AM): LETS ALL GO TO
tie me up tyson (1:52:41 AM): GULLAH GULLAH ISLAND
tie me up tyson (1:52:51 AM): GULLAH GULLAH>:o
b m g c L 27 (1:52:59 AM): I DON'T WANT TO GO
tie me up tyson (1:53:41 AM): TOO BAD 'CAUSE THE SMILING GUY HANGING OUT THE WINDOW WILL MURDER YOU IF YOU DON'T
tie me up tyson (1:53:46 AM): :-D
b m g c L 27 (1:53:52 AM): ...IT'S YOU, I KNEW IT!
b m g c L 27 (1:54:01 AM): WAS HE HANGING OUT OF ALLEGRA'S WINDOW?
tie me up tyson (1:54:09 AM): umm NO
b m g c L 27 (1:54:15 AM): ANOTHER SHOW I NEVER WATCHED, BUT I REMEMBER THAT STUPID...PUPPET

OHHHHH SILLAY BILLAY. THAT KEPT ME LAUGHING FOR 2 HOURS STRAIGHT I FUCKING SWEAR.

THIS UPDATE HAS NO MEANING.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO TAKE A BREATHER AND TALK SHIT OUT K?.

BE HAPPY.

WATCH GULLAH GULLAH ISLAND.

WOOO ALL CAPS ENTRIES >:O

FUN FOR EVERYONE

PEACE AND LOVE HOMIES

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WHO'S BAD MOTHERFUCKER? [07 Jul 2003|09:39pm]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | Michael Jackson- Bad ]

Hi... yes I'm alive. Sorry to dissapoint everyone. I've just been really busy lately with the band. We've been busy writing songs, prepping for Warped and what not. Actually we're gonna be in Europe next week.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YOUR BUTT IS MINNNNNNEEE GONNA TAKE YOU RIGGGGHHHHTTTTT

goodnight :)

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[30 Jun 2003|03:51pm]
ooc )
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CAN YOU BOUNCE WIT ME WIT ME WIT ME [26 Jun 2003|11:37pm]
[ mood | cold ]
[ music | Jay-Z- Can I Get A (WTF I'M SO OLD SCHOOL) ]

HOLLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can I hit in the MORNIN'
without givin you half of my dough
And even worse if I was broke WOULD YOU WANT ME?
If I couldn't get you finer things
like all of them diamond rings bitches KILL FOR
would you STILL ROLL?
If we couldn't see the sun risin off the shore of Thailand
would you RIDE THEN, if I wasn't DRIVIN?
If I wasn't ah, eight figuah by the name of TYSON
would you come around me or would you clown me?
If I couldn't flow futuristic would ya
put your two lips on my wood and kiss it - could ya
see yourself with ICE T workin harder than 9 to 5
contend with six, two jobs to survive, or
do you need a BALLA? So you can shop and tear the MALL UP?
Brag, tell your friends what I BOUGHT YA
If you couldn't see yourself with TY BABEH when his dough is low
Baby girl, if this is so, YOOOOOO


k I own. UMMM I'm bored so I'm gonna go wherever Britney's goin and follow her around for a couple days. NICK'S GONNA KILL ME BRITNEY SDJLKDJKS "HOW COME SHE'S NOT BUSY FOR YOU??" LMAO well this update is pointless except I just want it to be known that I, Tyson Da Jigga, am thugger then you all. I OWN THIS SONG AND I AM THE THUGGEST WHITE BOY IN THE NATION *BEATS FIST AGAINST CHEST* REP'SENT FOO'S

Btw if Joel mentions anything about my dick and sunglasses don't believe him. He h8s and The H8 Po-Po are after him.

NEW ICONSSSS HEHEEEEEH thank you Mistress Britney go look yourselves lazy ass mofos

ALSO BUY THE NEW AP WITH ME AND THOSE OTHER PEOPLE WHO DON'T COUNT

HOTTT

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mmmm slim fast! [21 Jun 2003|01:30am]
[ mood | nauseated ]
[ music | fenix tx- threesome ]

slim fast has such false advertising. it's fucking disghusting. what their commercials should say is, "You'll lose weight by drinking this, because you blow chucks afterwards!" damn that was nastay. like a strawberry milkshake my ass, more like a pinkbarfwithredbitsofmonkeyshit shake. why isn't there anything else in the damn refrigerator???? >:O

man i love days off. being home with my family and friends is really what i needed. having a talking picture frame of my dad and sister just isn't enough to keep me from getting homesick. bailey is growing up so fast. everytime i come home i feel so out of it 'cause there's so much that's happened and going on. i'm gonna spend sometime with my sister, i don't know go see finding nemo or some shit. i can tell she misses having me around. i'll probably stay here for a few days. i like being here, it keeps me grounded. here i'm not "that guy in the all-american rejects", i'm just tyson, son/brother/friend.

maybe i'll go visit some friends or something next week, who knows.

i need new icons *cough*britney*cough* ahem

so maybe i'll stop being anti-social and get online or update more, cross your fingers kids

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I'LL TOUCH YOU ONCE!!! I'LL TOUCH YOU TWICE! I WON'T LET GO AT ANNYYY PRICEEEEE [09 Jun 2003|05:07pm]
[ mood | mellow ]
[ music | good charlotte- if you leave ]

IF YOU LEAVVVVVEE I WON'T CRYYYY I WON'T WASTE A SINGLE DAYYYYYY DSUDHSKNJS :-*

Double O to the C ya herd? )

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damnit my foot just woke up [07 Jun 2003|10:08pm]
[ mood | pissed off ]
[ music | hot hot heat- oh, goddamnit ]

*gasps*can it be?!?! a real update?!?! YES >:o

so i stopped being such a pussy and proceeded to get over it. everything's good with everyone NOW SO YEAH. whoa wtf caps

SOMEONE FUCKING STOLE MY LAST FROSTED STRAWBERRY POP-TART. HOLY. SHIT. I AM STILL EXTREMELY PISSED ABOUT THAT. I had it under my fucking pillow for a reason damnit >:O AND THEN THE FUCKER LEAVES THE WRAPPER ON MY BED!!!!!!!!!! KSHDJDHSJKFFHDS WTF DIE I HATE YOU AND ONCE THE LAB RESULTS COME IN AND MATCH THE FINGERPRINTS UP, YOU WILL SUFFERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *smokes and calms down*

mmmmm tobacco is so not whacko when you're a teen k?

so anyways... one more show tomorrow in merry maryland and WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO BREAK BREAK BREAK BREAK FUCKING BREAK then we go to the city of sin bitches for a show at the house of blues. i'm gonna stay where the real worlders did k? mmm trishelle... :x so come on out there if your lazy ass has nothing better to do :D

oh we filmed a dvd the 2 nights we played in oklahoma mmm it's gonna be fucking hot...

what else? idk enough about band shit though...

NOTHING CAN STOP USSSSSSSS YA KNOW I LOVE YAFFA! THEY'RE NOT GONNA GET US! NOT GONNA GET US! mwhahaha i saw the yaffa commercials later k?

nothing more to say except i would give my left arm, three fingers, a foot, and an ass cheek to be with those TATU chicks for one night. ONE fucking night is allllllllllllll i need :-* k bye

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[06 Jun 2003|10:41pm]
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NO [02 Jun 2003|07:39pm]
[ mood | assholish/bored/tired ]
[ music | inxs- suicide blonde ]

so okay i feel like complete shit right now. actually not just shit, shit that's been shitted on, ran over twice, then scooped up and thrown into an acid filled lake where hundreds of piranahs rip me apart into thousands of pieces. then, while in the stomach of a piranah, a huge ass barracuda tears into a piranah, swallows the piranah and me with it, shits me out, and the cycle starts over again. multiply that by a thousand and you'll have some vague idea of how i feel right now. ugh i don't even wanna talk about it really. i'm just a jerk off and need to be shot anywhere and everywhere besides my head and heart, so i can be left to suffer and die.

in an attempt to cure my boredom and emoness i'm gonna do britney's survey thing.

Which band/artist did you choose?: b2k? don't ask

1. Are you male or female: shorty
2. Describe yourself: bump bump bump
3. How do some people feel about you?: the other guy
4. How do you feel about yourself?: understanding
5. Describe an old girlfriend/boyfriend/interest: where did we go wrong
6. Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend/interest: your girl chose me
7. Your sexual innuendo: back it up
8. Where would you rather be?: fantasy
9. Where are you?: would you be here
10. Describe what you want to be: boys for life
11. Describe how you live: sleepin'
12. Describe how you love: hey little lady
13. Share a few words of wisdom: gots ta be
14. Are you older or younger: pretty young thing
15. What would you like to do today: everything
16. What would you like to do tonight?: b2k is hot
17. What makes you feel the best?: one kiss
18. What makes you feel the worst?: uh huh

that amused me for 5 minutes :[ i'm off to drown myself in gasoline since we're stopping at a gas station. farewell

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COME DIGGG ME OUTTTT [29 May 2003|07:47pm]
[ mood | devious ]
[ music | hot hot heat- bandages ]

BLURTY PERSONAL OF THE DAY: bootsycallins
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Swimming in a 15 million dollar Russian jewel-encrusted pool of bourbon."


that guy's got the right idea ;)

so i'm back in okie for the next 2 days. we're gonna shoot a live dvd at our next 2 shows here so that'll be rad

we have the night off so me, the guys, and a few of our friends are gonna cause some ruckus over at this kareoke bar. i'm gonna bust out come dig me out, sup kel :-* we both agree fucking canadians are taking over DIELILLIXDIE >:O *coughs* huh? (simple plan are the only canadians i like k :-*)

so today i'm driving down the street after going by sonic and getting this awesome choclate shake, k? then we hit a bump and it spills all over me so i was like "ahh fuckshitdamncocksuckerbiatch" and i was bending down to pick it up actually i was gonna lick it off my pants brit ;) ) then i hear everyone in the back yell "TYYYYYYYSSSSSOONNNNNNN!!!!!" right then i looked up 2 feet from a stop sign and we slammed into it. this little girl with her dentist barbie skates and rat fuzz poodle ran outta the way being like, "WATCH OUT FIDO!!!!!" we tore ass outta there. LMFAO it was great k cause our manager saw it and started freaking out (it's his car :D)

well i'm gonna take a nap before we leave cause i went to bed at 3 and had to wake up at 6 fucking peachy right?

Ice T

EDIT: new icons cause all the cool kids are doin it :[ enjoy babehs

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BRITNEY LIKES PUMPKINS [27 May 2003|06:48pm]
[ mood | excited ]
[ music | US BITCHES ]

Sup fools *drumroll*

OUR NEW VIDEO HAS FINALLY ARRIVED WHOOP WHOOP check it out THE NEW SHIT (people with tattoos of pumpkins NOT ALLOWED >:O)

erm yes not that you care but the video is supposed to be our little fantasy world and if you aren't in it then you aren't part of my fantasy so hah! :D oh and YES I DO ALL THOSE SCENES IN THE CAR MYSELF. just call me jackie chan baby ;)

also, I advise everyone to ask britney to see the picture of her pumpkin tattoo (billy and i both agree it is mos def a jack-o lantern, don't let her tell you anything else)

yeah that's it... don't have a jizz overload when you see me in that video mmk? it's not good for your health :X

adios

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ROTFLMFAO [21 May 2003|08:19pm]
[ mood | bouncy ]
[ music | AHAHAHAHAHAHAH ]

OKAY SERIOUSLY WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE GERMAN AND FRENCH PEOPLE ON AMERICAN IDOL?? LMFAO I FEEL EMBARASSED FOR THESE PEOPLE

THAT FRENCH GUY RAPPING KILLED ME OMFG POOR KEITH GOT CROWNED WORLD'S WORST SINGER LMFAO "LyKe A vErGin! HAY!!!" ROTFL

k I'm in Detroit representing Joel on 8 Mile with my MADE shirt mmk?

I'm done

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[17 May 2003|11:50pm]
[ mood | :D ]
[ music | BACK THAT ASS UP (preparing for my dance off with joel, k) ]

LMFAO BRITNEY )

JOEL USES OLD GRANDMAS TO MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE HE'S A GOOD DANCER, BUT I CAN PUT ON A TRACK SUIT AND GRAB MY CROTCH TOO! I STILL BREAK IT DOWN BETTER BY SHAKING WHAT MY MAMA GAVE ME

AND KELLY LIKES NICK BETTER THEN ME :'(

THAT'S ALL *DEAD*

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WTF JOEY?!?! [14 May 2003|11:14pm]
[ mood | bouncy ]
[ music | britney's lame ass verison of soco- if u c jordan :-* ]

SUP DISCRIMIN8ERS

Briddy is in Nellyville with me, and the rest of the Tysatics.

Not much to say really, she came to our show and I spotted her shakin that ass to our tunes offstage, hi britney ;-* Then, since I'm sick and all, we came back to the hotel and she forced me to watch Dawson's Creek morelikemeforcingher WTF IS UP WITH THAT SHIT?!?! grrr too bad katie is gone cause i would've kicked her ass for being with pacey djsdlksakl;fk;>:O Not that I care or anything... *coughs*

Moving on... we have the day off tomorrow so britney, the guys and me will probably go cruise around St. L and what not... be crazy! stir shit up! k no...

K I'm out cuz brit just threw a shitload of popcorn at me and thinks she can get away with it >:O >:O

bye kiddos

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dayum [11 May 2003|05:25pm]
[ mood | content ]
[ music | the young and the hopeless video ]

This video is the shit. I wish I looked that good :[ You will see my pimp self in our next video for The Last Song. After that all the teenies will be like, "Joel WHO?!?!" THAT'S RIGHT ;)

So 'sup? I haven't talked to anyone in a long time... so if yall are feelin lucky, then I might be on later tonight

*does harlem shake* I'm out like the fat kid in dodge ball

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britney had sum madd freakalicous skills last night ;) [06 May 2003|07:40pm]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | bush- solutions ]

[[k wellllll I'm not gonna update or anything cause I'm going to the gc concert may 8th and i have all this shit to do for school >:O so don't miss me too much or worry about me being trampled k :) k omg I have to say this... everyone at my school is so fucking retarded and they're like "ooh she's going to good charlotte. thats i hate my mommy music!!" gahhh it's so fucking annoying. first off they hate their dad! wtf? and sorry i don't worship the beatles, ac/dc, or van halen like they all do. my god. haha k sorry I had to rant. BYE

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it's called a crush because it hurts :/ [05 May 2003|08:48pm]
[ mood | confused ]
[ music | soco- not what it seems ]

1,2,3,4

Well it´s tough to have a crush
When the girl doesn´t feel the same way you do
Well it´s tough to have a crush
When your best friend breaks the news

Perhaps you´ll find me feeling better
In a day or two
But it´s tough to have a crush on you


Well it´s tough to have a crush
Who ever knew such hullabaloo
Well it´s tough to have a crush
When it only leaves you blue

Perhaps they´ll find you in the river
In a month or two
Well it´s tough (so tough) to crush on you
Well it´s tough (so tough) to crush on you
Yes it´s tough (so tough) to crush on you
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Here's a trip to destiny to destiny, or is it just a game in my mind Sharona?!?!? [03 May 2003|09:39pm]
[ mood | hyper ]
[ music | Knack- My Sharona ]

I wanna be the blurty personal of the day >:O

I bet you meet really interesting inapsychoticway people who lead very borderlineschizophrenic fulfilling lives like whoa.

We had the day off, so me and the guys went to see Identity. That is some fucked up shit dawgs, for real. I'm not gonna be able to sleep :[ Tell me if you've seen it so we can talk about the ending that was like SAY WHAT?! andI can tell you my fears about _____ coming after me :-O

I WANT TO FLY!

This random update was brought to you by the No-One-Give-A-Shit charity fund. Donate $5 and save a kitten. Please folks, think of the kittens.

Edit: Someone should shut britney up cause she keeps singing the lucky charms song to me on the phone>:O

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