| NTUC voucher and loud gays |
[04 Dec 2007|02:25pm] |
was on the train on the way to bugis on sunday.
met a loud gay...hollering over the phone on his handsfree to his newbie gay friend, faking an incredible accent with terrible broken english, and nauseatingly bad grammatical errors.
quotes from him:
"kinkiness of the world"
"it's my mouth that sucks the cock, i can say anything i want"
"i'm a bitch, i don't harm people and i don't speak loudly" (how many times can you contradict yourself in a single breath..amazing shit)
then the announcement over the train's PA system
"if you see any suspicious person..." yeah, i think they were talking about him. but being nice, i didn't report my sighting of the suspicious gay.
and...
back to my lamenting about the discrimination vegetarians have to face, just like the gay community. apart from being asked to eat meat, i got shifted out of a table into one with all the rejects in the company, people i didn't know or didn't like. wtf. and i told my boss, it's the last D&D i'll ever attend. then this other gay (looks like one, i mean) he said "but i heard this year's goodie bag, got $20 NTUC voucher, you know" you should have seen the look on my face. like $20 can wipe the shit they forced into my mouth.
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