Twisted Harry Potter fans' Blurty

Posted by:	annabel_lee.
Time:	3:22 pm.
Mood:	amused.

For the Real Person Slashers.

Rupert/Dan? Should I be thankful the picture cuts off at the waist? >.

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Posted by:	rainisnice.
Time:	12:00 am.
Mood:	modly.

Just a reminder:

As excited as we all are about the new book coming out and the third installment of the film adaptations, unless you've got something rather twisted to say about them, this is not the place to post it... that's what

potterholic is for.

For example:

Bad: Check out this picture of Daniel Radcliffe on set!! *insert link*
Good: Check out this picture of Daniel Radcliffe on set... he looks like he's got a boner. *insert link*

Bad: The US cover of OotP is so ugly. Blue sux0rz!!
Good: So, yeah... on the US cover of OotP, there's a lot of phallic symbolism going on with those spem-esque flames on the candles. Does this mean Harry will finally do the dirty deed with Dumbledore? discuss

Feel free to discuss that last one.
--best. mod. ever.

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Posted by:	annabel_lee.
Time:	2:18 pm.
Mood:	hopeful.

Could anyone recomend me a good Minerva McGongall/Tom Riddle fic in which she's.... evil-ish?

Doubt that that's uber twisted unless she stays that way, seduces Harry, and helps bring about the great rise of the Dark Lord but that's a fic that has yet to be penned (I think.)

Much thanks in advance. :)

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Posted by:	feltonbabe.
Time:	12:47 pm.

i posted this already, but i updated it to FF.net because i found some mistakes--

Title-- Worth Crying For
Author-- SexieSeverus
Rating-- PG13
Pairing-- Draco Harry. Harry Ron
Description-- Draco and Harry have been together for about two years. Ron is desperate for Harrys affection.

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Subject:	Happy Valentine's from Tom! :D
Posted by:	nyssa.
Time:	10:47 pm.
Mood:	amused.
Music:	none.

Tom says...

If you do anything this Valentine's day...

( Open the card! )

Eh, well, you get the idea. Sorry it's so sloppy. XD

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Subject:	Harry Potter slash videos
Posted by:	michaelchance.
Time:	10:51 am.

Hi :) I thought some of you would be intertested in some of the fan videos I have archived on my web page. There are 2 in particular which are highly recommended - "Posion" - which is a Snape/Lucius video - and "Through With You" - which is a Harry/Draco video. Both of which can be found on my Snape slash section of my web site.

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Posted by:	feltonbabe.
Time:	4:37 pm.

me and the lovely

annabel_lee are combining on my H/D story that as she put "ditched you and shagged by themselves". no due date as of yet. will keep you posted.

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Subject:	Fanvideos! XD
Posted by:	nyssa.
Time:	10:41 pm.
Mood:	geeky.
Music:	"Poison" - Alice Cooper.

I'm addicted to these things. Yeah. My favourite two are "Poison" and "Through With You".

"Poison" is a Lucius/Snape video, set to the song "Poison" by Alice Cooper. It's very well-made. I <3 it.

"Through With You" is a Harry/Draco video, set to the song "Through With You" by....uh...I'll get back to you on that. Anyway. It's incredibly well-made as well, and the little ending quotes are hilarious. I especially like the last two. ;) Also, this one makes me realise yet again just how damn sexy Quidditch uniforms really are.

-nyssa

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Subject:	Mod shit
Posted by:	rainisnice.
Time:	3:36 pm.

*snazzy mod banner coming soon*

Right, well, I've finally written up a very general list of rules for this community, so I suggest everyone reads them.

No one has pissed me off thus far, so there's no reason to ph34r my wr4th yet, just remember to fix an entry if you mess up. I'm a busy person and I *really* don't have time to come through here and delete extraneous postage and fix bad cut tags and stuff.

Otherwise... keep up the twistedness.

[/mod mode]

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Subject:	Wee.
Posted by:	poeticdesire.
Time:	3:18 pm.

Since my bandwidth for showing pictures is like, GONE...
http://www.villagephotos.com/pubbrowse.asp?selected=141451
Go here. It's the "My name's Harry Potter" icon. You'll see it. ^.^; Next to it is the pic I used to make the icon. XDDD

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Subject:	Ha.
Posted by:	injection.
Time:	11:12 pm.
Mood:	horny.

So I did it. I wrote the perfect smut story that was begging to be written. It's pretty graphic and just really ironic too. So far I've been told it was "The perfect love story" and "Really creepy but good".

Gilderoy Lockhart / Gilderoy Lockhart. Yay smut.

( I See Perfection )

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Subject:	Look Ma, it's a poll!!
Posted by:	krystabellle.
Time:	9:21 pm.

Ok kids-- Do you think that--

1. Any characters of Harry's generation will have sex within the remaining books of the series?
2. If so, what pairing?? And how the hell do you think J.K.R. will get around the fact that she's writing a sex scene in a "children's book"?
3. And if not... what characters do you think will have sex "off-scren"? ("off-page?" heh) What characters do you think are already having sex off-screen?

( my answers )

:-D

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Posted by:	potion.
Time:	4:25 pm.

i was going thru some of the news reports on the new book. and they gave the qoute from Albus and what not. and it made me think--

maybe He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is related to Harry somehow. Maybe thru Lily.

Dont know if that was posted or not already. I didnt go thru the community yet.

What do you think?

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Subject:	Version 1
Posted by:	poeticdesire.
Time:	12:04 am.
Mood:	accomplished.
Music:	Cell Block Tango from Chicago.

Well, I finished my work in progress.
Title: Untitled
Author: PoeticDesire
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Harry/surprise. Not a teacher, Hagrid, or other adult.
Despcription: Harry wakes up from a nightmare and goes back to bed.
Your Thoughts: The most slashy thing in it is the kiss. You find out the lover at the end.

( Version 1 )

Comments/suggestions welcome.

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Subject:	Hello! :D
Posted by:	nyssa.
Time:	10:33 pm.
Mood:	sleepy.
Music:	"Pass the Courvoisier" - Busta Rhymes, P. Diddy.

I've just hiked over from Livejournal, and I immediately started looking for the Blurty-equilavent to Parryhotter...I take it this is it, then? Yeah. It would be, since it's got the same layout. *is feeling slow and sleepy tonight* Anyway, yeah, if any of you are from LJ, I'm Kaiketsu. Hi. :)

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Subject:	Part 2!
Posted by:	poeticdesire.
Time:	11:32 pm.

Untitled.
NC-17
Part 2 of 3
Harry/Ron
Semi-NonCon, BDSM
( Part 2 )

Again, me and friend Kozibot. Leave comment/suggestions. :)

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Posted by:	potion.
Time:	9:56 pm.

here it is:

Worth Crying Over
Author: SexieSeverus
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Harry/Ron
Description: Harry and Draco have been together for 2 years. Ron is desperate for Harrys love.

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Subject:	Joint RP-Story
Posted by:	poeticdesire.
Time:	4:32 pm.
Mood:	devious.

Untitled as of yet
Part: 1 of 3
Raiting: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Colin
Takes place: Harry's Fourth Year
Involves: Non-con, BDSM
( The Story )

Feel free to comment. Done between myself and friend KoziBot.

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Subject:	::shuffles feet::
Posted by:	annabel_lee.
Time:	10:03 am.
Mood:	curious.
Music:	the murmers of folks in the school library. i'm not there....

er, hi. just thought I'd say that. The name's Yoli but I think I'll spare you the big long 'yes I am a bit pervy... maybe.... it's only a little!!' blurb since, well, this is the twisted harry potter community right? :)

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