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    Monday, July 14th, 2003
    8:55 pm
    There's, like, water in my ear or something.



    It's very annoying. It sloshes.
    Saturday, June 28th, 2003
    12:32 am
    Have found spiffy transporter thingy. As its owner is dead, I think I'll keep it. *big grin*




    Ooooh, look, a kitty cat!
    Tuesday, June 17th, 2003
    10:36 pm
    A general missive
    Let it be known about the land--

    I request and require the apologies of Lords Boromir and Aragorn on behalf of Lord Frodo of the Bag End in the name of chivalry! He has not been properly addressed as befits his station, an oversight of great diplomatic gravity! In order to avoid a diplomatic incident of the worst degree, action must be taken.

    Signed,

    Turin Turambar, Master of Doom
    Friday, May 30th, 2003
    8:24 am
    I have been studying the art of swordplay with that most noble of elves, Maglor, and I must say he is quite proficient. *blinks* Truly, he is a worthy adversary on the practice field. I do not know if I would wish to encounter him elsewhere.

    In other news, I must commend the recent poetic efforts of Lord Boromir. Truly! He has a way with words, wrenching the most poignant of emotions from his audience. I am overcome. *clenches fist to chest*
    Wednesday, May 21st, 2003
    11:42 am
    Woe is I
    *slashes wrists*

    Woe! Woe! This is torture! This is my doom! I have been matched with the surliest of elfwarriors! Maglor shall be my undoing! He wants to fight with bows and knives.... *holds head* AND HE SINGS!!!!11

    *pants for breath, sobbing with utter woe*

    I must compose a poem to express my feelings.


    *ahem*

    Death and destruction and doom and despair:
    These are a few of my favorite things;
    When the orcs fight,
    When the elves call,
    When I'm on the run.....
    I simply remember my favorite things
    And try not to kill anyone.

    *sighs mournfully*

    Current Mood: woeful
    Current Music: My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
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