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sweet baybee jesus [21 Apr 2003|11:14am]
just re-read last post - i am truly no story teller.
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easter boredom [21 Apr 2003|10:29am]
after our easter plans to go to my old-boss's farm in Denmark fell through, me and T decided last minute to go check out Gothenberg. We rented a little silver Audi and zoomed up there, taking a huge box of cd's for a 3 hour drive.
Gothenberg was nice, but I guess I was expecting more. it was prettier than Malmö, but definitely no Stockholm, situated on the coast in an industrial area. The buildings were nice though, in a sort of Dutch style, more elaborate than Malmö and higher too. We just walked around the first evening, trying to get a feel for the city and find places we could come back to later, but we were knackered too and ending up going back to the hotel, eating our packed lentil/quinoa salad from earlier and crashing out. The next day we walked around again, but it was Good Friday so everything was closed, and we decided to drive a bit north of Gothenberg. We checked out this Viking fortress (very Lord of the Rings) and then drove up to a really pretty area on the coast with lots of tiny islands dotted around. We took a ferry over to a really cute island called Marstränd and walked. It was the end of a very good Scandi day - crystal clear blue skies, no pollution at all. Such a cute place, with cobbled streets and wooden houses. I bought a cream knitted beanie from a little gallery and then we got a ferry back.

That night we decided to get drunk and go out, so we started with a good meal and wine in an overpriced Italian in the tacky central area where our hotel was. Then we went back to our room and got started on the vodka and orange. for some unknown reason, I decided to snort some and nearly blew my brains out. Fuck knows why I did ever did that before - its nasty-up. T was chugging his vodders and then we took a cab to this club called Nefertiti. It was pretty quiet when we got in, so we just drank a few Hoegaardens until it warmed up a bit. By then, we were both hammered and we bumped into some girls we had met in Malmö before. Typical swedes, a bit chilly really, but i guess we were pretty drunk and disorderly, so maybe they were reacting to that.
Time just disappeared and me and T were too uncoordinated to even dance really, even though the music was decent house. The dj couldn't beatmix for shit, though, although they had bigged him up, saying he was from France or something.
Eventually, I bundled T into a cab and we went back to the hotel, where he then chundered several times. I cleaned him up and got him into bed, thinking he had got everything out, but the next morning, he had upchucked everywhere; on the floor, on his duvet, on the bags! I have never seen him so mash up - it was hilarious. Unfortunately, check-out time was 11am so we had to get our hung-over arses in the shower, pack and then we sat in the car for about an hour, trying to chill and get our heads together.
Eventually, we made it to a Burger King, where T ordered a meal and then got all bitchy about eating it. I understood how he felt though, when you feel that rough, you just don't want to eat even though you should. This annoying bloke in a wheelchair came in, tripping and making a scene. I burst in on him on the toilet and he tripped, then when he came out he tripped at the staff, complaing about the lack of a seat in the loo. For some reason, T was cracking up at this (I think he was still a bit pissed) and then the guy tripped at him, saying " hey, man, what you laughing at man?" which made T wet his pants with laughter.
I hate when Swedes use "man" when they talk to T - its so obviously because he's black, 'cos they never say it otherwise.
Then we went walking again to the shopping area. I bought a light blue and white striped wrap-over top with red trim and a bright limegreen vinyl photoalbum with a foxy mama on the front. It had www.presenttime.com on the front, but I can't find it on the website.
We went to a pretty boring decorative arts museum, before the hangover got too much and we zoomed back to Malmö.
Overall it was nice to get away, but I am a bit sick of Scandi now. I want to go somewhere fresh and new.
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[15 Apr 2003|11:51pm]
nothing nothing nothing nothing
I have done nothing interesting today. got up late, went to the bank to ask for more money, they said no.
despite this, went out and had a good lunch, seared tuna with wokked veggies. went to my favourite shop in malmö, Noa Noa, tried on lots of clothes and put a deposit on a wicked reversible chinese wrap-around jacket; stripey red and blue dress and turquoise cardigan. went to the american store and bought some root beer candy that tasted like Icy Hot, and some cherry chocolate fudge flavour diet soda.
went to astanga to find out that the yogi dude has decided that astanga is bad for you. now we are doing some bollocks "dynamic yoga". bought a poo orangey yoga mat. came home, T has cooked up beef stroganoff with pickles in it. sounds rubbish but it was really good.

thinking a bit about last night, when i went to a bar with T and his ex-wife's best friend. sounds like some incestuous stuff, but actually she is sound and i really like her. a pity his ex can't get her head around me and T. two and a half years later, you would think it would be mellow right now. bumped into jamaican Marcus and his girl. they also came to Vega on saturday night. that was a good night, althought i didn't get to bed until 7am. just wicked frugging away all night, although the girls were so pretty and trendy, made me feel like an old hag. there is a weird style going around copenhagen, loose pants tucked into bitchy little boots. not sure its me really
anyway, i guess just as i start to feel comfortable and get to know people, get a little crew going here, I will leave.
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[12 Apr 2003|11:04am]
i am no longer an ebay virgin. i lost my cherry today to a black straw Lulu Guinness handbag and lilac umbrella.
Now I have to sit and wait for them to turn up and at least I can be stylish when its pissing down with rain here.

I am trying to get my arse to the gym today, but I am so entranced with my full fridge and food cupboards. For the first time since we moved to this apartment, me and T went to the supermarket and did a massive shop. We bought no junk food at all, lots of beans and lentils, so I will be farting like a demon for the next month. I am still trying to lose 5 kilos, but living above that convenience store is dangerous. I am eating a shitload of chocolate everyday, but hey, its low on the glycemic index (whatever that means).

I am about to eat some danish rye bread toast with cherry jam and earl grey green tea. Yum yum, pigs bum.
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sphincter twitching [11 Apr 2003|11:03am]
i wonder if doing a blog (fnar) will be as sphincter-twitchingly cringey as writing a diary? I have always hated the way I sound when I write a diary, and look back and wonder who the cunt that wrote that was. i imagine that writing a blog is even more self-conscious, which is what I hate about diaries. freedom is writing without caring what a cunt you are, the without care part is also truly charismatic.

anyway, they don't have to deep and meaningful, they can just be about day to day stuff, as shari says.
so here i am in pajamas this morning, with a natty afro and artfag glasses on, feeding my addiction to bust and ebay. the big goal for today is to ask my bank for some credit. more debt yay. but now i will go back to bed for an hour.
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