First of all, YOU DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT NONLOVE STORIES, ok. I know nonlove stories, heck, I AM a nonlovestory.

When a guy & a girl hook up, spend cutesy time together, actually like like each other, split but end up with other people, that, THAT'S A LOVE STORY. No, plural. Those are love stories, ok.

It lasted for 500 freakin days, what are you complaining about. That's almost a year and a half, man. Go to me if it barely lasts a month, or it lasts  f o r e v e r  but it's all in your head, or the male lead turns out to be a complete bag o' douche/ purveyor of the Ngawit Panga Syndrome/ is gay/ all of the above.



( Second, Summer is such a jerkface. )

( Third, that Summer doesn't *believe* in love is bullshit. )

Feeling ko sumi-statement lang itong si Summer. Parang ako lang, with my "I don't DO coffee" or "Sharry, I don't drink (my mother raised me well)."

Hello, bat ka nagboboypren?! Kung anak ka ng nanay ko, kinurot ka na nun sa singit. Isa kang malaking ka-chorvahan, Summer Finn!

( Reasons 4-6, under the cut. )