I was at Vince's (again!) last night for another of his sister's increasingly unjustifiable birthday celebrations (she had two within the same week). By 9pm, their house was bleeding with so many 18 to 20 year-olds, it was practically a children's party. Started off pretty lame-o, but four bottles of daBarr, three Grandes, two GSM Blues, and an assortment of Mudshakes & Cruisers (hulaan sino lumi-ladies' drink) soon remedied that.

The last sane thing I remember was talking to the fags & lessies about the, erhm, technical difficulties of their own, erhm, existential situations--something I'm unlikely to discover for myself but seemed fun (or at least fresh, from my limited POV), they had to gimme their stories. Then all of a sudden, talk turned to me and my apparently unorthodox view/choice of not wanting to have any children. Ever, if I can help it.

At this pronouncement, the kiddies pricked up their ears and riot ensued.

( What, you want a mini-discussion too? )



GOING BACK: It was thoroughly depressing talking to these kids. Well, actually, just this one guy. The rest of them are your typical hormonal teens with solid potential of Turning Out Ok... Eventually. But this one guy, he was a perfect Neanderthal. He thinks withdrawal is an actual form of contraception (idiot) and that safe sex is for loser men who can't make their women do what they like (chauvinist fucking pig). A friend of Vince actually walked out of the "discussion"; the air was just thick and fetid with pure idiocy, he saw it pointless to go on and refused to take part in it any longer.

I, being the adult, resorted to name calling, ha ha. "ULOL" is like my favorite word now. It just feels so right on your tongue as the it rolls in your mouth; I can't think of a lot of other things as satisfyingly liberating.

I asked about his relationship (because yes, he has a girlfriend, to whom we should all be thankful for taking one for the team and saving the rest of the female populous from her retard of a boyfriend) and he qualified it by saying "Pasalamat sya. Itsura nya, itsura ko. Pero ok naman kami. Basta pinaglalaba nya ako." I paraphrase, of course. I'm sure the actual statement deserves stronger hatevibes than this.

I kept thinking, "Who are these kids and where do they get these under-evolved notions?" It's funny how one of us kept interrupting with "Taga-UP pamandin kayo!" Ahahaha, as if UP has gained some sort of magical immunity from dingbat ideas.

I dunno, maybe I was too harsh on him. Too harsh because at first--meaning before he ran his mouth and the stupid overfloweth--I rather liked him. Liked him in a hmmm-looks-feasible-and-I'm-Demi-Moore kinda way.

That and he had long'ish hair.