"You ought to smile more."
"In... life... in general?"
"In photographs. Sometimes it doesn't quite fit the scene."
"Maybe that's exactly the point to it: to not fit in."
"Ndi rin."
"WALANG PAKIELAMAN NG POSE OKAY. I've a standing campaign against wacky. I don't DO wacky."

Nakakainis lang kasi. WALA KAMI EVER MATINONG PICHOOR TOGETHER. I mean, what is the point to him (to the rest of him anyways) kung di napho-photo-catalogue?! Pero ever ko ba syang inask na mag-unwacky, for MY sake? And the sake of all aesthetically acute clickers of my pages?

Parang ganito lang yan eh: Imaginin nyo si Posh Spice tsaka si David Beckham.* So one day, magkasama sila, biglang kinalabit ni Becks si Posh at sinabi,

"Posh Spice, Posh Spice, may suggestion ako."
"Ano yun, mahal ko?" lingon naman ni Posh.
"Eh kung wag ka kaya masyado mag-pout? Tapos mag-WACKY ka paminsan-minsan? Try mo lang."
NAHINDIK SI POSH. DI NAKAPAG-REACT.

End scene.

Diba?! Hindi ka ba ma-ooffend for Posh Spice nun? Matagal na kong di naghe-heller pero HELLER! Uminit talaga ang ulo ko.

Help Yllabih, inaaway nya me. I feel oh-so persecuted! Huhuhu.





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* Si Posh and Becks ang paradigm kasi football player din sya, tapos, well, ako kasi ako.