: Dearest Blurty
Dearest Blurty, how do I count the many ways that I love you? Is it your non-sell-out feel? The ease of up-dates and the non-lag between typing and appearing on the screen? Is it all the Emo lyrics and Chinesse entries I see constantly on the side that says "Recently Up-Dated?" Perhaps it is simply that I love you because your sexy box where I can insert my words. Oh yes, insert. Oh yes, words. Like sex.
Oh Blurty, if you were a woman, surely you would have large cans for me to play with and the most incredible ass in the entire world. If you were a woman, surely your job would be to simple state everything that I tell you to.
Oh Blurty, how shalt our affair begin?
. . . I'm so bored.
~W~
Dearest Blurty, how do I count the many ways that I love you? Is it your non-sell-out feel? The ease of up-dates and the non-lag between typing and appearing on the screen? Is it all the Emo lyrics and Chinesse entries I see constantly on the side that says "Recently Up-Dated?" Perhaps it is simply that I love you because your sexy box where I can insert my words. Oh yes, insert. Oh yes, words. Like sex.
Oh Blurty, if you were a woman, surely you would have large cans for me to play with and the most incredible ass in the entire world. If you were a woman, surely your job would be to simple state everything that I tell you to.
Oh Blurty, how shalt our affair begin?
. . . I'm so bored.
~W~
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