: Why Kyle and I don't RP that much anymore
WReality24: (whips out sword) Aha! I have spotted you!
Spot0: ~blink~ Eh?
WReality24: Oh yeah. I forgot. I don't have a sword. (sword transforms into pike)
WReality24: Aha! Have at thee!
Spot0: ~blink~ Er, that was weird...
WReality24: Yes! It was!
WReality24: Haha!
Spot0: ~smacks him with battle fan~
WReality24: Ack! This means war! (bonks on the head with pike)
Spot0: ~is smacked on the head~ Ow! ~rubs head~ Dang it...
WReality24: Spot! It has been far too long since we last battled! Therefore, I will you to, eh, battle at me! (pokes with pike)
Spot0: ~unfolds fan and deflects the poke~ If you want, I'm up to that...
WReality24: Wooohooo! (leaps into the air, sending self right towards Spot, pike pointed square at the head)
Spot0: ~sidesteps, catching the pike from the side and stabbing it into the ground~
WReality24: (high kick)
Spot0: ~stumbles back from the kick~
WReality24: (stabs forward with pike)
Spot0: ~smacks the pike upward with a high block, then rolls inside and slashes at his knee with the fan~
WReality24: (stumbles, but is able to spin the pike, whacking Spot's ribs)
Spot0: ~cringes and stumbles to the side~ Ow!
WReality24: Ha! Ow indeed, cat! You will fall to the skills that are Nicholas Tenchi! (grabs pike, places it right above head)
Spot0: ~spins fan up into the bear's hands, knocking the pike away, then sweeps them at his knees, knocking him to the ground, and finishes the circle with the edge of the fan at his neck; smirk~ Indeed.
WReality24: Ack. (ducks down swiftly, throwing legs out - smashing against Spot's ankles; spins, with one paw smacking the fan away, the other punching Spot in the stomach)
Spot0: ~stumbles back, but low blocks the stomach punch~
WReality24: (backflips, recovers pike)
Spot0: ~steps back into a ready stance~
WReality24: (charges forward, pike up and steady)
Spot0: ~steps slightly to the side, strikes a fist on each shoulder, knocking him to the ground~
WReality24: brb
Spot0: Take your time.
WReality24: back
Spot0: Welcome back.
WReality24: (slam dull end of pike against chest, pushing Spot backwards)
Spot0: ~is pushed back~ Gah!
WReality24: (sweeps around with pike, slashing Spot's arm)
Spot0: ~arm is slashed~ Ow, dang it! ~grabs arm~
WReality24: (points and laughs) Ha ha
Spot0: ~growls and shifts arm, another fan slipping out of his sleeve and opening in his hand~
WReality24: (readies himself, holding the pike out defensively) Come get me.
Spot0: ~folds fan and thrusts it at the high end of the pike, then spins and slashes at his leg, unfolding the fan~
WReality24: (falls onto slashed leg; slams sharp, pointy end of pike into Spot's tail)
Spot0: ~tail is impaled to the floor~ OW! ~turns and slashes the arm holding the pike~
WReality24: (pike goes flying; is thrown, kicking Spot in the ribs, then slams head-first into his gut)
Spot0: ~is thrown back and rolls as he hits the ground; sits up, coughing, and realizes that his other fan is on the ground; picks up and is now armed with both fans~
WReality24: (yanks up the pike, leaping into the air towards Spot)
Spot0: ~sidesteps and regains stance~
WReality24: (faceplant)
Spot0: ~cringe for him~ Ow..
WReality24: (BUT leaps up, spinning the pike right for Spot's back. . .)
Spot0: ~ducks under the spin and reaches arms back, slashing at his hands~
WReality24: Ugh . . . (passes out due to blood lose)
WReality24: loss*
Spot0: Er... ~puts away fans and gets out bandages~
WReality24: And so ends this battle.
WReality24: (whips out sword) Aha! I have spotted you!
Spot0: ~blink~ Eh?
WReality24: Oh yeah. I forgot. I don't have a sword. (sword transforms into pike)
WReality24: Aha! Have at thee!
Spot0: ~blink~ Er, that was weird...
WReality24: Yes! It was!
WReality24: Haha!
Spot0: ~smacks him with battle fan~
WReality24: Ack! This means war! (bonks on the head with pike)
Spot0: ~is smacked on the head~ Ow! ~rubs head~ Dang it...
WReality24: Spot! It has been far too long since we last battled! Therefore, I will you to, eh, battle at me! (pokes with pike)
Spot0: ~unfolds fan and deflects the poke~ If you want, I'm up to that...
WReality24: Wooohooo! (leaps into the air, sending self right towards Spot, pike pointed square at the head)
Spot0: ~sidesteps, catching the pike from the side and stabbing it into the ground~
WReality24: (high kick)
Spot0: ~stumbles back from the kick~
WReality24: (stabs forward with pike)
Spot0: ~smacks the pike upward with a high block, then rolls inside and slashes at his knee with the fan~
WReality24: (stumbles, but is able to spin the pike, whacking Spot's ribs)
Spot0: ~cringes and stumbles to the side~ Ow!
WReality24: Ha! Ow indeed, cat! You will fall to the skills that are Nicholas Tenchi! (grabs pike, places it right above head)
Spot0: ~spins fan up into the bear's hands, knocking the pike away, then sweeps them at his knees, knocking him to the ground, and finishes the circle with the edge of the fan at his neck; smirk~ Indeed.
WReality24: Ack. (ducks down swiftly, throwing legs out - smashing against Spot's ankles; spins, with one paw smacking the fan away, the other punching Spot in the stomach)
Spot0: ~stumbles back, but low blocks the stomach punch~
WReality24: (backflips, recovers pike)
Spot0: ~steps back into a ready stance~
WReality24: (charges forward, pike up and steady)
Spot0: ~steps slightly to the side, strikes a fist on each shoulder, knocking him to the ground~
WReality24: brb
Spot0: Take your time.
WReality24: back
Spot0: Welcome back.
WReality24: (slam dull end of pike against chest, pushing Spot backwards)
Spot0: ~is pushed back~ Gah!
WReality24: (sweeps around with pike, slashing Spot's arm)
Spot0: ~arm is slashed~ Ow, dang it! ~grabs arm~
WReality24: (points and laughs) Ha ha
Spot0: ~growls and shifts arm, another fan slipping out of his sleeve and opening in his hand~
WReality24: (readies himself, holding the pike out defensively) Come get me.
Spot0: ~folds fan and thrusts it at the high end of the pike, then spins and slashes at his leg, unfolding the fan~
WReality24: (falls onto slashed leg; slams sharp, pointy end of pike into Spot's tail)
Spot0: ~tail is impaled to the floor~ OW! ~turns and slashes the arm holding the pike~
WReality24: (pike goes flying; is thrown, kicking Spot in the ribs, then slams head-first into his gut)
Spot0: ~is thrown back and rolls as he hits the ground; sits up, coughing, and realizes that his other fan is on the ground; picks up and is now armed with both fans~
WReality24: (yanks up the pike, leaping into the air towards Spot)
Spot0: ~sidesteps and regains stance~
WReality24: (faceplant)
Spot0: ~cringe for him~ Ow..
WReality24: (BUT leaps up, spinning the pike right for Spot's back. . .)
Spot0: ~ducks under the spin and reaches arms back, slashing at his hands~
WReality24: Ugh . . . (passes out due to blood lose)
WReality24: loss*
Spot0: Er... ~puts away fans and gets out bandages~
WReality24: And so ends this battle.