THEW40

History

23rd April 2003

7:45pm: Here comes trouble!
Okay, gang, I left on my Yahoo! messenger all afternoon. Well, I was surfering the net a few minutes ago when - BAM! A Yahoo! message came up, from someone I have no idea who it is. Not a surprise, seeing as I how ambush people on-line.

But this person, whoever she was, asked me a question virtually no one has asked before: "Do you wanna cyber? Please please . . ."

So, I sat here, my face turning deep red with embarassment. I freaked, and tried not to offend this person. "I'm not very good at this."

"Just tell me how you'd do it while I peel off my panties"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I panicked, I freaked, my face was so red it was probaby visible in London. So, I said the one thing I knew - I KNEW - would get this cyber-ho off my back.

"I'm sorry. I really appreciate this and all, but, er, I'm gay."

"Oh! I'm sorry."

And that was that. :D

It should be dully noted that my Yahoo! profile will specifically say that I DON"T WANT CYBERSEX!

The internet scares me . . .

~W~
7:47pm: A slight clarification
I'm not really gay. I just said that to get this woman away from me.

I miss my Tricia! She would kill her! You go get her, honey!

~W~
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