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[26 Oct 2009|03:34am] |
Silliness from my friend, Joan.....
Family Tree of Vincent Van Gogh:
His dizzy aunt---------------------------------------VertiGogh.
The brother who ate prunes--------------------------Gotta Gogh.
The brother who worked at a convenience store------Stop N Gogh.
The grandfather from Yugoslavia-------------------------U Gogh.
His magician uncle----------------------------Where-diddy Gogh.
His Mexican cousin----------------------------------A Mee Gogh.
The Mexican cousin's American half-brother----------Gring Gogh.
The nephew who drove a stage coach--------------Wells-far Gogh.
The constipated uncle-------------------------------Can't Gogh.
The ballroom dancing aunt----------------------------Tang Gogh.
The bird lover uncle-------------------------------Flamin Gogh.
The fruit-loving cousin ------------------------------Man Gogh.
An aunt who taught positive thinking---------------Way-to-Gogh.
The little bouncy nephew------------------------------Poe Gogh.
A sister who loved disco-------------------------------Go Gogh.
His niece who travels the country in an RV-----Winnie Bay Gogh.
I saw you smiling--------------------------------There ya Gogh.
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[26 Oct 2009|03:53am] |
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Talk about rip off. My box of Cracker Jacks didn't have a prize in it. :o
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[26 Oct 2009|06:52am] |
You Should Carve a Classic Pumpkin Face
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You are calm, collected, and together. You are good at following rules and instructions.
You tend to celebrate Halloween in the same way every year. You have a routine down that you like.
You look forward to your favorite decorations, candy, and costumes. You might even carve the same pumpkin face each year.
You love the Halloween classics like little kids in costumes, spooky movies, and candy corn. Why mess with a good thing?
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[26 Oct 2009|09:09am] |
Your Penis Name Is: El Presidente
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Keep it in your pants!
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You'll Have 4 True Loves
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For you, love is a natural progression from friendship. You are almost always friends first.
In love, you are loyal, steady, and honest. You are not a cheater or even much of a flirt.
You are likely to stay friends with your ex... and open to rekindling something in the future.
Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 6
You are most compatible with people born on the 6th, 15th, and 24th of the month.
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Your Dream Guy is Edward
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You are a true romantic, and for you, love is a very emotional and passionate thing.
You want to be wooed, charmed, and even seduced. You have old fashioned ideas about romance.
You don't mind being with a protective guy like Edward, as long as he has your best interests at heart.
You like being taken care of completely, even if things get a little intense at times.
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