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[22 Oct 2008|02:20am] |
I got this from my friend, Joan.......
Hi friends - here is a little info on investments in this time
of unrest.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of shares in Delta Airlines
one year ago you will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of shares in AIG one year ago
you will have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of shares in Lehman Brothers
one year ago you will have $.00 today.
But if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of Beer one year
ago, you drank all the beer then turned in the Aluminum for
recycling refund you will have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to
drink heavily and recycle. I call it my 401-Keg plan.
A recent study found the average American walks about 900
miles a year. Another study found Americans drink on
average 22 gallons of alcohol a year, That means on average
Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.
Makes you proud to be an American.
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