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[13 Mar 2008|01:12am] |
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Here is your horoscope
for Wednesday, March 12:
You're a bit freaked out by recent events -- and that's actually the best response possible! Just try to find a quiet spot to think and you will eventually relax. Things should get better on their own.
I don't recall being freaked about anything. :o
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[13 Mar 2008|03:17am] |
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From my friend Joan......
60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. Minnesotans plant gardens.
50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People are sunbathing
in Duluth (MN) .
40 above zero: Import cars won't start. Minnesotans drive with the
sun roof open.
32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in Bemidji (MN) gets
thicker.
20 above zero: New Mexicans don long johns, parkas and wool hats &
mittens. Minnesotans throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn on the heat. People in
Minnesota have one last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero: People in Miami all die. Minnesotans close the windows.
10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. Minnesotans dig their
winter coats out of storage.
25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. Girl Scouts in Minnesota still
selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero: Washington , D.C. finally runs out of hot air. People
in Minnesota let their dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesotans get
upset because the Mini-Van won't start.
460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin
scale). People in Minnesota can be heard to say, "Cold nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero: _ _ _ _ freezes over. Minnesota public schools open 2 hours
late.
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