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[28 Dec 2006|03:42am] |
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Santa wasn't very imaginative this year.
Things under the tree for Jon:
Money
Gift card for The Disney Store
Gift card for Barnes and Noble
Gift card for Target with a little "Target" dog. Santa didn't hear that I don't shop there any more. :p
Winnie the Pooh stuffed animal
A "Disney" photo album my sister-in-law made
Pirates of the Caribbean 2 dvd, I already had it. Took it back and got The Devil Wears Prada.
I offered to sell my old tv set to my niece and her fiance. They want a 24 incher for their basement. They asked if it had connections for a dvd player. I said that I left all the connections on for the new tv. They turned me down. Excuse me, but aren't the connections suppose to be with the player and not the tv set? They obviously don't want a 24 inch tv very bad.
So is anyone interested in a used tv set. I would like to get $50-75 for it.
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[28 Dec 2006|03:55am] |
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I need to get some new underwear. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Denim Cutoffs
Your result? 47% practical. 35% sexy. 37% confident. |
We've thrown you through the OkCupid washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result?
Irrational. Cute. Shy. Your signature underwear is THE DENIM CUTOFFS.
Anybody who has watched the TV series, Arrested Development, will understand the significance of this title. We're not talking about denim cutoffs like the fella (pictured) has worn to the beach. We're talking as an undergarment.
And they chafe like hell.
Cutoffs do have a certain 1980s-ish sexiness to them, though, which perhaps widens their appeal and suits your moderate sex drive. On the flipside, they're also quite shy as far as underwear is concerned. They cover a bit more, and being made from fabric of a less stretchy variety, they leave a lot to the imagination. They're easy to make if you've got a pair of old jeans at home, too. Just don't use acid wash denim. Like leg-warmers and Boy George, it's a product of the 80s that has not been revived yet, and the world will be a better place if it stays that way.
For the record, your female equivalent (also pictured below) is THE VINTAGE NIGHTIE.
Check out all of the possible results here, there are 12 for males and 12 for females in total, including your result...
MALES
The Flannel Pyjamas
The Satin Boxers
The Denim Cutoffs
The Speedo
The Modern Corset
The Leather Thong
The Thermals
The Sports Brief
The Classic Brief
The Boxer Brief
Commando!
The Leopard Thong
FEMALES
The Flannel Pyjamas
The T-Shirt
The Vintage Nightie
The Bustier
The Vintage Corset
The Leather Thong
The High Rise Brief
The Sports Bra
The Classic Bra
The Boyleg Brief
Commando!
The Classic Thong
Want to try my other tests? Here they are. Go on!
The Homicidal Maniac Test - should others be VERY afraid?
The Scatterbrain Test - would you forget your head if it wasn't screwed on?
The Verbal Obscenity Test - ouch, my poor virgin ears!
The Celebrity Misbehaviour Test - if YOU were a celebrity, what kind would you be?
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 99% on practicality |
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You scored higher than 99% on sexiness |
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You scored higher than 99% on confidence |
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You scored higher than 99% on gender |
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