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[05 Aug 2005|02:20am] |
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From my friend, Craig...
Sex in the Dark
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she
would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better
explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly "I'll
explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
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[05 Aug 2005|02:24am] |
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Well, I guess I know where all my money is going. How about you?????
ENERGY BILL BESTOWS HUGE WINDFALL ON EXXONMOBIL, NEW REPORT SAYS
Banding together to "Exxpose Exxon," several environmental and
public interest groups have teamed-up to wage a massive campaign
against the oil-giant, ExxonMobil. As President Bush prepares to
sign the new energy bill, the groups rallied in Washington
yesterday to draw attention to massive subsidies in the bill for
ExxonMobil and other energy giants, and to release a new report
on how ExxonMobil will benefit from the energy law. According to
the report, the energy bill allocates at least $4 billion in
subsidies and tax breaks for the oil industry. [1]
( Read more... )
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[05 Aug 2005|02:35am] |
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Has anyone sent me an invite to a site called Who-Remembers-Me.com? I have gotten a couple of email invites from this site that says a friend has invited me, but it never says who the friend is. I am just trying to figure out if a friend really did, or if they just got my address some where.
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