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[07 Jul 2005|03:08am] |
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Who needs healthy clean lakes in our parks?????
EPA PERMIT FOR ALASKA GOLD MINE SETS DANGEROUS PRECEDENT
The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) issued a permit last
week that will allow the Coeur d'Alene mining company to
discharge mining waste from a proposed gold mine into a lake in
the Tongass National Forest near Berner's Bay in Southeast
Alaska, paving the way for mining companies all over the country
to follow suit.
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[07 Jul 2005|03:12am] |
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From my friend, Chris...
IS UNDERWEAR IMPORTANT? IT DEPENDS ON YOUR PERSPECTIVE.
Listen up! If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue
and reserve a tray, because you are dead.
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working
under your vehicle. From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes
this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart
only to have their car break down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed
the car in the lot.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the
car. On closer inspection, she saw pair of male legs protruding
from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of
underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into
place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself
staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
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[07 Jul 2005|04:47am] |
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Swiped from my friend, Angie...
Men Are Just Happier People-What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white
T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a
water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station
restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think
of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act
of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be
your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than
enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to
see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts
for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big
hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can
wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice
concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier
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