| The Mating Business..... |
[20 Nov 2004|03:15am] |
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A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the exhibits was that of
breeding bulls.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This bull
mated 50 times last year."
The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last
year."
They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that
said,"This> bull mated 120 times last year."
The wife hit her husband and said, "That's more than twice a week! You
could learn a lot from him."
They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying, "This
bull mated 365 times last year."
The wife got really excited and said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY
learn something from this one."
The husband looked at her and said, "Go and ask him if it was with the
same> cow."
The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he
should eventually make a full recovery.
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[20 Nov 2004|03:21am] |
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"Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of
the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to
drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a
parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can
always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you
have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists
for lack of patriotism, and for exposing the country to greater danger."
-- HERMAN GORING AT THE NUREMBERG TRIALS
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