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[13 Apr 2006|08:08pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]

Your Quirk Factor: 68%

You're so quirky, it's hard for you to tell the difference between quirky and normal.
No doubt about it, there's little about you that's "normal" or "average."

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[02 Mar 2006|07:31pm]
[ mood | okay ]

I'm still heeerrreee

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[11 Jan 2005|08:49pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

my pet!

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It's aboot time [30 Dec 2004|07:10pm]
[ mood | cranky ]

we got back to our hoose in Canada.

"Squee" is a sound made strictly by flame dames after a cute gay guy sighting.

For example:

OMG My cousin and his boyfriend are so cute SQUEE! And they can be cuddly all over 'coz it's Canada DOUBLE SQUEE!

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It's aboot time [30 Dec 2004|07:09pm]
we got back to our hoose in Canada.

"Squee" is a sound made strictly by flame dames after a cute gay guy sighting.

For example:

OMG My cousin and his boyfriend are so cute SQUEE! And they can be cuddly all over 'coz it's Canada DOUBLE SQUEE!
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[05 Apr 2004|01:15pm]
Jew
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I got the big beat [15 Feb 2004|12:04pm]
[ mood | awake ]
[ music | Jack Johnson On and On ]

I hear the sound

I've got a bunch of random journals... and it's kind of stupid, 'cuz some people want to read my blog (I don't know who. Probably nobody. But on the off chance that some people are actually interested...) they have the wrong addresses or whatever...

So, for convenience, here are my journals.

http://www.xanga.com/skitzosavior

That's the real blog. Funny quotes from the day, random happenings, musings, etc. that don't have to be private. If you wanna know what's going on, that's where it's at. *spasms from use of improper grammar*

http://www.blurty.com/users/thesly189

Don't bother going. It's private, for the most part, except for like... two entries with lyrics. That's what I use instead of a journal. I've had bad experiences with real journals. *shudders*

Http://www.livejournal.com/users/skitzosavior

This has random quotes, quiz results, stuff like that. I'll probably be posting all the surveys I've taken, and particularly memorable Xanga entries. It was supposed to be for stuff I've written, but I never make those public. Or even friends only. Yup.

I keep forgetting that no one cares.

Aight, peace out on the hibbity jibbity.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [30 Mar 2003|10:51pm]
[ mood | bouncy ]
[ music | TEE HEE! "Bouncin' Off The Walls" Sugarcult ]

So I was trying to update last night. And I saved it quickly cuz my Dad was coming in the room. I thought it saved. Apparently it didn't. NOOOOOOOOOOOO. grrarrrrrrrrrrr. Oh well. I had my "Educational Planning Meeting" on Monday. It was okay I guess. The guidance counselor (Amberscini...... berscino...... not sure) was really nice. Mom thinks she's getting cancer treatment because she says it looked like she was wearing a wig. *Speaking of which, I'm staying up not only to finish my Jimi Hendrix-damned Soc report, but to make sure Mom comes home from the "Good Samaritan Ball" thinga mabopper all safe and shit. Woop DEE doo.* I'm taking all honors and I'm scared shitless. It's scary to think... I'm goanna be in high school in like, 5 months. 5 MONTHS. That's crazy. I'll really be entering "the best years of my life". Oh now that's goanna be a trip. I'm sooooooooo excited. Jimmy Page I really don't wanna go to high school. I wanna go back to 5th grade. That kicked ass.
Just a random thought: I'm thinking about switching to a livejournal insteada this. I'm so slow I just realized blurty.com is for "adults". Hehe. Well it wasn't me. Laura told me to use it.
What else... I'm the lead rider in the special ed class in drill. Sylvester's partner is Charmin, and I gotta deal with Larissa whining about how she can't make Charmin canter. Meanwhile, Sylvester is sooooo much sexier than Charmin anyway. Poor pony. He'll look so frumpy next to my Stariway to Heaven ;). Teehee.
Random thoughtness: The teehee made me remember my new rhyme:
Tee Hee, Tee Hee
GC is on EMpTV
I am so scared I want to pee
I think they are trying to kill me
This is so scary
I will now go Free Willy
Tee Hee, Tee Hee
I am so inspired. I am truly gifted. Don't you dare tell me otherwise.
OH yeah.... Date 'em in a heartbeat, fuck 'em in a brainwave....... LMFAOOOO
So anyway. Sue picked ME! I can't help but think she has a soft spot in her heart for me... After all, I actually like Dressage and Eventing, I know the fucking letters in the ring, I know the fucking moves in our rides, and of course, I saved Sylvester. LOL. I wanna be Sue's prodigy...... Lalala. Okay then.
I went to the mall today.

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"Anatomy of Your Enemy" by Anti-Flag [30 Mar 2003|10:44pm]
[ mood | enraged ]
[ music | What do you think? ]

"Anatomy Of Your Enemy"

10 easy steps to create an enemy and start a war:
Listen closely because we will all see this weapon used in our lives.
It can be used on a society of the most ignorant to the most highly educated.
We need to see their tactics as a weapon against humanity and not as truth.

First step: create the enemy. Sometimes this will be done for you.

Second step: be sure the enemy you have chosen is nothing like you.
Find obvious differences like race, language, religion, dietary habits
fashion. Emphasize that their soldiers are not doing a job,
they are heatless murderers who enjoy killing!

Third step: Once these differences are established continue to reinforce them
with all disseminated information.

Fourth step: Have the media broadcast only the ruling party's information
this can be done through state run media.
Remember, in times of conflict all for-profit media repeats the ruling party's information.
Therefore all for-profit media becomes state-run.

Fifth step: show this enemy in actions that seem strange, militant, or different.
Always portray the enemy as non-human, evil, a killing machine.

[Chorus:]
THIS IS HOW TO CREATE AN ENEMY. THIS IS HOW TO START A WAR.
THIS IS HOW TO CREATE AN ENEMY.

Sixth step: Eliminate opposition to the ruling party.
Create an "Us versus Them" mentality. Leave no room for opinions in between.
One that does not support all actions of the ruling party should be considered a traitor.

Seventh step: Use nationalistic and/or religious symbols and rhetoric to define all actions.
This can be achieved by slogans such as "freedom loving people versus those who hate freedom."
This can also be achieved by the use of flags.

Eighth step: Align all actions with the dominant deity.
It is very effective to use terms like, "It is god's will" or "god bless our nation."

Ninth step: Design propaganda to show that your soldiers
have feelings, hopes, families, and loved ones.
Make it cleat that your soldiers are doing a duty; they do not want or like to kill.

Tenth step: Create and atmosphere of fear, and instability
and then offer the ruling party as the only solutions to comfort the public's fears.
Remembering the fear of the unknown is always the strongest fear.

[Chorus (repeat)]

We are not countries. We are not nations. We are not religions.
We are not gods. We are not weapons. We are not ammunition. We are not killers.
We will NOT be tools.

I'm not a fucker
I will not die
I will not kill
I will not be your slave
I will not fight your battle
I will not die on your battlefield
I will not fight for your world
I am not a fighter
I'm in UNITYYY!!!


We really are in this war, aren't we?

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My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Ass Machine Kawfi. [30 Mar 2003|02:37am]
[ mood | cranky ]
[ music | "The Protest Song" Anti-Flag ]

Well....... I haven't updated for a while. I probably shouldn't be online right now. Uhhhhhh. This war shit is complete bullshit. I can't believe we're actually doing this. How utterly incompetent can the Bush Administration get? Wait, don't answer that. I'd like to think it can't get worse. It probably can. It's like with Good Charlotte. I thought they couldn't sell out anymore. But they did. Anyway. uhhhhhh. I had my "educational planning meeting" at the high school on Monday. Yip dee dee. So now I really get into the "best years of my life". Greeeat. Sylvester's been absolutely PERFECT! this week. I'm the lead rider in the special ed class (lmao) in Drill for the schooling show on April 27

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I dunno...... [24 Feb 2003|05:11am]
[ mood | blah ]
[ music | The Walkmen "We've Been Had" They're very Beatle-ish. I like ]

I finally got around to updating my subprofile. Woop dee doo. There's some cool shiznit on it now. Anyway. Heather (Lebowitz, you know, Target) is going to see All-American Rejects, Home Grown, and Ridalin Kids next week. She thinks it's at the landmark. If there are tickets still available, I wanna go. They're $12. If anyone wants to go with me.... LOL who the fuck would wanna......
It's 5:00 in the fuckin mornin! LOL sorry that's "3:00". I have this song called "Americna Dream" stuck in my head. It's by this band called Piebald. They're cool. Check 'em out. They're political without freaking you out I guess, like my Propogandhi-ness. I have extreme insomnia. I haven't slept since last night. LOL. Nope, haven't shut my eyes once tonight. So here I am, sucking (lmao) on a pink rock candy lollipop thingy, getting all depressed cuz "The Anthem" just came on Much Music as I speak (damn "The Anthem" to hell. Who's Anthem? Not mine), and I'm havin issues. I'm not even tired. "Keep representin' GC cuz you know we're (NOT) represntin' you!". And now we move on to Hoobastank.... "i stand here face to face/with someone that i used to know" blady blah blah. LMAO 120 Minutes tonight was really funny. The Flaming Lips were on. I actually like that band lmao. They had a "jam session" with Jim. Hehe read my away message about it. Anyway. I talked to my parents today, and they're like, "okay, this year you can go to Warped Tour". So of course I'm all excited since I've only wanted to go since I found about about it in 4th grade. *OOOOOOh you're shitting me right? I'm not watching fucking Chunky Beat...... YES ITS ONLY A COMMERCIAL!!!! THANK YOU JIMI HENDRIX!!* ok neway. Remember how good the lineup was last year? So I get all excited, and I log on. Of course, the one year I can go, there are like, 6 good bands out of the 25 or so. and what's the deal w/only 25? anyway. I think I'm still goin though. It'll be an experience.
Ooh here's the good part. Gotta talk about my dreams. So before I checked the website I think I subliminally thought Good Charlotte was playing *mother fuck it's Avril Lavigne* Warped. My subconscious had the final group worked out LMFAO. NEWHOOZ. I had this dream that me and Laura and some Candlewood Crew went to Warped together (don't ask what I was doing at a concert with Candlewood LOL) and we're waiting online. And all of a sudden Laura and and I hear something. And we turn around. And we are instantly blinded by the gallons of body glitter covering the acres of exposed flesh of the teenyboppers who have taken over Warped. All we can hear are screams of devoted love to Joel and marriage proposals to Benji, and of course the ever popular plain incessant scream of "PIERRE!!!!!"(how did I know SP was playing?). But we can't see anything. Cuz we're blinded. It turns out the real fans couldn't get any tickets because all the teenyboppers were there with their mothers. And of course teenyboppers never travel alone because they can't be themselves and have to be in a group and fit in and all that bullshit that really pisses me off. So we're stuck there, me and Laura, in a sea of teenies. We can't see where we're going so we decide to go with the crowd of people, who we thought were goanna take us to Rancid or Tsunami Bombs or something. Wrong. We are taken to the stage where Good Charlotte is "playing". Except..... we don't hear guitars, or drums, or even vocals. We hear a tape of Joel's voice, and a funky dance beat. And then we hear a girl next to us go, "OMG like I'm sooooo happy that Good Charlotte decided to become a dance pop group! But they're still, like, sooooooo punk!" or some bulls hit like that and then I remember the ground opening up and everyone being sucked into the fiery pits of hell. Which was better than the aforementioned situation. The sad thing? It's all true, kids......
I had this other dream about "Yoshimi Battles Pink Robots" by the Flaming Lips. LMfao. It was like, Yoshimi, I don't believe you, cuz you let those robots eat me. Yoshimi.......... LMFAO. I was being attacked by pink robots and I was eaten and I was screaming "Yoshimi Yoshimi! Save me! You don't believe me? You let those robots eat me!" LMFAOOOOOO. That was funny.

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[22 Feb 2003|11:15am]
[ mood | yeah just blah ]
[ music | "Ruby Soho" by Rancid. I dunno. It's stuck in my head ]

Well, this is my first blurty thinga mabobber. I dunno. I'm trying to make a site on angelfire, but its harder than geocities lmfao. Anyway. Testing testing one two three?

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