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hot pink pen [15 Mar 2004|07:45pm]
[ mood | pensive ]
[ music | Incredible Moses Leroy - 1983 ]

in the mail today i got a free hot pink promo pen from a company who is courting me so i will purchase their services. now maybe if the pen was green i'd be on board, but hot pink? that's like the throw away color. that's like saying, "we don't really care about you enough to give you a decent color". i'm not really outraged or anything. maybe i should just be apprecative of my hot and shiny new pink pen. maybe i will cherish it for days and bury it in the ground when it finally runs out of ink. or maybe it'll just sit in my pencil cup and be unloved for days until i accidently pick it up and use it and wonder how i got it. what a fate to endure!

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bingo is my life [14 Dec 2003|12:14am]
[ mood | chipper ]
[ music | Cibo Matto - SciFi Wasabi ]

i have taken a new turn in life... a new passion... a passion... for bingo!

i am the queen of the dauber. i daub like a mad woman, with no fear of the next number. i can scan that page like nobody's business.

i wish i had a special bingo cushion for seating, but that's waiting for me in the future.

i have daubers in every color of the rainbow. i dream of the bingo caller guy. oh baby.

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[21 Jul 2003|11:42pm]
[ mood | sleepy ]
[ music | NIN - Starfuckers, Inc. ]

opss i hit post before i was done butt hat's okay! i am sleepy anyway. and no one read s this so it doesn't mater muhahah!

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[21 Jul 2003|11:40pm]
[ music | The Archies - Sugar, Sugar ]

does anyone still read this? maybbbeee you do, maybbbeeee you don't! you know that job i was talking about way long ago and stuff? i don't have it anymore! pooh on them, they sux anyway. more time for SLEEping. ping. my head hurts a little right now and so does my foot i wonder why my foot hurts maybe its because i hit it on the door when i went to the bathroom i just smacked it into the door gosh that really hurt its kind of red now and you know i should clip my toenails...... they're bendy after you cut them, did you know that? bendy bendy. bend.

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[21 Apr 2003|09:15pm]
we have died, i guess.
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[21 Apr 2003|09:15pm]
okay, i lied.
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[22 Dec 2002|11:15pm]
[ mood | dorky ]
[ music | Nick Cave - Where The Wild Roses Grow ]

i am sorry i have been ignoring you my ever adoring public!!! did anyone miss me?? i hope so. anyway nothing really happened this weekend. i went to see that movie with hugh grant (he is also very hot, i like those british men as long as their teeth are fixed!!!) and there was this stupid couple sitting like three rows down who kept making out and ttotally annoying me - GET A ROOM geez. i just kept watching them out of the corner of my eye. i was kind of jealous actually, i want to make out with someone. sigh. at least the movie was good. after the movie my friend and i went to this restatuarant next to the theater and all the people i knew from high school were there and rebecca simpson (this girl i did not like in high school) actually came up and said hi to me and i thought it was soooo weird and she kept talking about her college (she's home for winter) and i just ignored her mostly. she totally dyed her hair too but not her eyebrows i hope everyone knows that. HEY people that go to UCLA REBECCA SIMPSON DYES HER HAIR! hahah. maybe someone who know s her will read that. rock.

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job sux. [20 Dec 2002|10:54am]
i'm taking an early lunch break today because i totally hate my job. i really want to quit but then my mom and dad would have a cow and bug me about stuff. i don't know what i want to do. like, maybe i can get one of these neat computer jobs and talk on aol all day!!! that wood be sooooo cool and my friends wood be all jealous of me! haha i should do that. i think i'll start applying. i wonder wear the best place to look is? anyway i totally have to go and get back to work i just told my boss i was going to get some coffee, oh well, she can handle it by herself haha
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[19 Dec 2002|07:19pm]
[ mood | drained ]
[ music | Lisa Loeb - You Say ]

oh god today was so weird. i like woke up kinda of late and was only like 25 minutes late for work and my boss totally had a cow. i don't know what her problem is, she is late like all the time and takes all these super long lunches with her prissy little friends nad i have to stay there at work alllllll day with these customers ringing up their little purchases. this one guy who is kind of creepy kept lurking around the store and watching me but i pretended i didn't see him and just kept on reading my magazine (j lo is on the cover this month omg i wish i could be her i want to marry ben affleck too!!!) but anyway, this guy kept looking at me and then he didn't buy anything and came back like an hour later like i totally wouldn't notice him or something and he ended up buying a small bag of gummy worms. i don't know if i could ever be with a guy that liked gummie words. anyway i am sooooo tired, maybe i will nap and then go to the cafe.

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[19 Dec 2002|12:49am]
[ mood | blah ]
[ music | Beatles - You've Got To Hide Your Love Away ]

will i ever find my soulmate? salt has pepper, i have none.

i am but a lonely toy, pink and yellow, and alone. deprav ed. it is OK i will find my man,

maybe it is that coffee boy! maybe he wants to hook up. if only i could forget my first love, it lasted for awhile, the longest of them all... two whole weeks. i hope i get loved like that again.

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[18 Dec 2002|10:19pm]
[ mood | artistic ]
[ music | Shonen Knife - Cookie Day ]

"falling down"

my world is falling down
it is crumbling beneath my feet
i am watching it
like cookies
tasty cookies
but it is not sweet
it is a bitter taste
i have to water my plant
on the porch
but i fall instead
my plant will wilt and die
like i do on the inside
i am so

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[18 Dec 2002|10:16pm]
[ music | Blink 182 - Josie ]

The What Soda Are You Quiz By Vishal

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[18 Dec 2002|10:08pm]
[ music | of Cibo Matto & Mike D of The Beastie Boys - Metaphysical feat ]

take the virgin-whore dichotomy quiz.

and go to where we're all studs.

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[18 Dec 2002|10:02pm]
[ mood | touched ]
[ music | Rufus Wainwright - Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk ]

i just went to buy some coffee from that guy because he works tonight and he totally reached out to pick some lint out of my hair for me! i think i'm in love.

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[18 Dec 2002|09:55pm]
[ mood | jubilant ]
[ music | Ethel Merman - If I Knew You Were Coming ]

okay, so now i'm just posting to try to find out what some of the mood faces are. what does jubilant mean anyway?

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[18 Dec 2002|09:54pm]
[ music | own Artist - Nick Cave - Red Right Hand ]

what adjective are you?

quiz by maikamariel
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[18 Dec 2002|09:44pm]
[ mood | confused ]
[ music | . Soul Coughing & Weezer - American Girl ]

how do they get all the cheesy flavor into these little cheesy balls???

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horrified [18 Dec 2002|09:35pm]
[ mood | aggravated ]

i was talking to this guy joey on aim who i'm kind of friends with because i've been talking to him for a long time but not about like really serious stuff. so today i was telling him about how totally freaked out i am about guys and how i didn't think anyone would ever want to ask me out. so then he told me that i was being really whiny and said something about my self-esteem and that i need to get laid!@# can you believe that?? so i told him how totally lame he was and that i was really offended and he just laughed. then i said something about his mom and i warned him and then blocked him really fast! then i got a bunch of my other friends to warn him and it totally rocked.

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[18 Dec 2002|09:33pm]
[ mood | cold ]
[ music | . Soul Coughing - Soundtrack To Mary ]

my feet are still cold. sigh. i do have some cheese balls to munch on though. they're magical. i wonder if any of my friends are online. i am so lonely.

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boys [18 Dec 2002|09:29pm]
there's this really hot guy who just started working at the coffee shop down the street. he's totally nice and he always jokes and smiles a lot when i come in, but i can't tell if he's flirting with me or not. how do you know when they're doing that? sometimes i think about trying to get his number, but there's no way he'd be into me. i really wish i could get a boyfriend! i've never had anyone buy me a teddy bear or anything.
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