: friday night
i just want everyone to know that Virginia Tech police have complete control of their campus. In fact, there must be so little crime on that campus that they need to stop two young innocent girls taking a walk around the duck pond and horse farm.
well you think i'm kidding, but erin and i got stopped friday night for attempting to climb a tree. no, the tree didn't file a complaint, but apparently it's suspicious behavior to attempt to excersize soberly. i was informed that i can't climb trees cuz "you know, you might fall." you'd think with the 13 people falling out of windows, 5 feet to the ground wouldn't be that big of a priority. people wonder why we're all against moving and shaking in this society...because we get arrested for it, that's why.
so, anyway, we were pulled over by this police car after the fact (yeah, i know what you're thinking but he definitely put on the lines and pulled over behind us and started following us on the side of the road- very unhealthy for the grass) because he saw us on his way to a very important spot (the u turn spot, i don't know what it is). he asked for our ids and reported us on his cute little walkie talkie- "yes i'd like information on radford id number 694014 and hokie passport id number..." and when we asked him why he needed to put that all out there, the policeman got all flustered "well you know....just in case someone does something around here, you might be a witness later on."
AKA "it's the credible way to blame you for the criminal act cuz you were in that particular spot at some point during that nite."
GENIUS...why didn't i think of being that anal retentive?
by the way.....the tree was too fucking huge to be successful at climbing otherwise i wouldn't taken some nuts and thrown them at the police car for being an idiot. it was hella funny at the time anyway. shouldn't the cops be busting drunk people? i mean i saw those all over VT friday night, yet they got to act dumb. discrimination!!!
i just want everyone to know that Virginia Tech police have complete control of their campus. In fact, there must be so little crime on that campus that they need to stop two young innocent girls taking a walk around the duck pond and horse farm.
well you think i'm kidding, but erin and i got stopped friday night for attempting to climb a tree. no, the tree didn't file a complaint, but apparently it's suspicious behavior to attempt to excersize soberly. i was informed that i can't climb trees cuz "you know, you might fall." you'd think with the 13 people falling out of windows, 5 feet to the ground wouldn't be that big of a priority. people wonder why we're all against moving and shaking in this society...because we get arrested for it, that's why.
so, anyway, we were pulled over by this police car after the fact (yeah, i know what you're thinking but he definitely put on the lines and pulled over behind us and started following us on the side of the road- very unhealthy for the grass) because he saw us on his way to a very important spot (the u turn spot, i don't know what it is). he asked for our ids and reported us on his cute little walkie talkie- "yes i'd like information on radford id number 694014 and hokie passport id number..." and when we asked him why he needed to put that all out there, the policeman got all flustered "well you know....just in case someone does something around here, you might be a witness later on."
AKA "it's the credible way to blame you for the criminal act cuz you were in that particular spot at some point during that nite."
GENIUS...why didn't i think of being that anal retentive?
by the way.....the tree was too fucking huge to be successful at climbing otherwise i wouldn't taken some nuts and thrown them at the police car for being an idiot. it was hella funny at the time anyway. shouldn't the cops be busting drunk people? i mean i saw those all over VT friday night, yet they got to act dumb. discrimination!!!