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Monday, August 4th, 2003
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1:01a
i was bored one a little while ago and asked my friend to tell me a story. i was more than impressed by this great story that i am about to pass on to all of you. though he is very talented, and very good looking, he still decides to remain anonymous....
"How the Grinch Stole My Virginity"
by: anonymous best story-teller ever, aka "sexy man in a van"
there was this guy once
he was gay
no, wait, no he was a jew
a jew in addition to being gay
a gay jew
yeah
stories kick ass
and then this guy, this gay jew, he pissed off the one and only tony soprano, right? now he's on tony sopranos bad side
Whats a gay jew to do?!?!
flap his arms and fly away, thats what!
because, as we all know, jews have the natural ability of flight
how do you think they defeated the japanese in world war 2? duh. you idiot.
::i asked him to continue::
what, you want more?
fucking kids
thats a fucking story right there if i ever done saw one
::i ask "well, where did the gay jew fly to?"::
to gay jew land where he lived happily ever after....
or did he?
uh oh! tony soprano seems to have a bit of the gay too!
We knew he had it in him!
he immediately springs to the air and takes chase!
up and up and up they went
zipping through clouds
making tight, dangerous turns around mountains and down into valleys
for a full three days!
until finally, ben affleck, err, i mean, the gay jew made a landing in the land of the gay jews
only to find it already conquered by the nefarious DAT!! the gayest jew of them all!!!
"Tony soprano, we must team together!! its our only hope for the salvation of gay jews everywhere!!"
"I agree ben affleck, i mean, anonymous gay jew! Lets take down this mother!"
the battle lastest about four and a half minutes before dat, exhausted from sexual over exertion, collapses in ben afflecks arms, fast asleep.
on that day, the land of the gay jew took on new meaning
ben affleck and tony soprano settled down and raised a whole batch of gay jews together, who farmed the land and built up citys until the Land of the Gay Jews became known as what it is today
the Great State.....
of Michigan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End......
current mood:  amused
current music: Thrice - Unquestioned Answers 1 complaints-"> s shoot me
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11:55p - goin straight will get you nowhere...
i am now updating, betcha didnt know that, hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehheheheheHA!
todddddday was a day. it was a monday. very mon this day was. more mon than any other day of the week. bibi came over and we went to erics. mike and dat were there. then mickey came and so did jeff. then sarah and matt miller came. we went to flynn to skate. we skated. then it rained. it was funnnnnnnnnn. we skated in the little place where you cant get wet on the side of flynn. then we all went home. then i ate. THEN me, mike, eric, and sarah went to the mall. i got nothing obviously cuz im broke. sigh sigh sigh sigh. okay i lied. i only sighed three times, not four. har har har. we got back and i was angry for some reason. lots of little things. i was amazingly pissed. i took it out on many different people. and then i decided to skate in the dark to get it all out. it helped. and so did poison the well at a high volume. thanks PTW!
my ankle still hurts. i am still broke. i still need to order drums. i still need ugly socks. i still need clothes. i still need money. i still need something to do tomorrow because everyone is going to evangelos's. i still need to go to the thrift shop. i still need lots of CDs. i still love concerts. i still love music. i still love skateboarding. i still am typing lots of bullshit for no reason. i am still telling myself to stop. i still think that this can go on forever. shit..........
[as your ship is goin down]
[i'll stand by and watch you drown]
[ha ha you're dead]
current mood:  weird
current music: Alucard - Arcee Committed Larceny shoot me
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