||Group X - Prostitute Song
I read about this on Lauren(user: eatmyshoes)'s journal, so I might as well do it.... I'll post 100 things about myself, and anyone who reads this can reply with what you have in common with me.
1. I am a virgin in every way.
2. I have never kissed a girl
3. I distance myself from people as soon as I get close to them.
4. I was named after my dad's drug dealer
5. I love VH1, MTV, Comedy Central, Sci-Fi, and Cartoon Network
6. My favorite movie is Breakfast at Tiffany's
7. I've never had a girlfriend
8. My parents are divorced
9. I am the youngest in my family.
10. I make techno music, but I don't listen to it
11. I am starting college early
12. I have never drank alcohol
13. I have never smoked pot or done any drugs
14. I smoked cigarettes one time when I was 8, but got sick.
15. I'm allergic to something in cigarette smoke.
16. I had tonsilitus 20 times when I was a kid...my tonsils were never removed because my mom didn't have health insurance.
17. I say I hate politics, but I obsess over them.
18. I hate the news, but I watch at least an hour of CNN everyday.
19. I love reality shows (especially MTV ones)
20. I'm obsessed with the mechanics of sex.
21. I am agnostic.
22. I read about religion constantly.
23. I'm currently sharing 883 files on Kazaa,
24. I watch quite a bit of porn, but I don't like talking about it without joking.
25. When I watch scary movies with girls, I love it when they jump and cling to me.
26. I don't think I'm good looking
27. I always have to make people laugh.
28. I like it when a girl talks about everything to me, no matter what.
29. I work at Hungry Howie's
30. I want to make documentary films for a living
31. I haven't taken medication for 5 years, and I haven't had more than a cough for the same amount of time.
32. I hate my name.
33. I get annoyed pretty easily
34. I like to watch sketch comedy shows
35. I was a vegetarian for two years, and GAINED weight
36. I currently weigh...225 pounds
37. I drink milk with spaghetti
38. I am 5'11", but I usually just say 6'...
39. I wear a size 10.5 shoe
40. I wear a size 38 in the waist of my pants.
41. I read alot of satire.
42. I wish I could write good satire.
43. I hate seafood.
44. I have a hard time eating pork because I think about it too much (they eat their own shit)
45. My favorite candy is raisonets.
46. I am too mature...always have been
47. I didn't have much of an imagination as a child
48. I hate children...except my nephew Hunter.
49. I tear up when an animal dies in a movie, but I don't even flinch when someone gets shot in the head...
50. I love zombie movies
51. I love to go to late shows at my local theatre.
52. I like to read DIY Guides.
53. I love paperback books, because I like to put books in my pocket.
54. I like the smell of a brand new book.
55. I was afraid of rollercoasters until I rode one in Dollywood (of all places) now I love them.
56. I am insanely afraid of rides at fairs.
57. I don't like crowds.
58. I am afraid of ladders.
59. I hate the word "cunt"
60. I have never said or even wrote the "n" word and don't intend to start.
61. I hate being called "innocent"
62. I'm tired of being called a "good guy"
63. I want to get married one day.
64. I love Christmas movies, especially claymation ones.
65. I love VH1 "documentaries"
66. I fall in love easily, but I don't feel that I have ever been loved back.
67. I listen to sad music to feel happy.
68. ...and angry music to cool down.
69. I don't know what to do with my hair, so I just cut it all the same length and brush it straight down.
70. I laugh alot for no reason.
71. Up until about 6 months ago, I was too shy to even ask a girl out on a date.
72. I've only been on about 6 dates in my whole life...and all of those in the last 6 months.
73. I've been told I have the mind of a 30-year-old man.
74. ...I don't know if that is bad or good
75. I made fun of Jesus to a Christian girl I had a crush on, she never talked to me again.
76. I like to piss people off sometimes
77. I gotten bad grades in art classes for projects that were "too hostile" or "too angry"
78. I hate sports.
79. I have played football, baseball, and soccer.
80. I don't remember people if I don't talk to them for more than a year.
81. I don't remember a majority of my childhood.
82. I've had at least a minor crush on all of my female friends
83. My favorite fruit is the banana.
84. I have an XBOX that I never play.
85. I like to spend money on girls, even if I'm not dating them.
86. I want to get acupunture one day.
87. I love 80s pop music.
88. I love pop culture.
89. I want to write a novel.
90. I went to Disney World and didn't like it.
91. I like girls with interesting faces...not nessecarily classically pretty.
92. I've had three poems published.
93. I can listen to Justin Timberlake all day (laugh it up...)
94. I am told I look like Jack Black.
95. I watch ALOT of tv.
96. I drive a multi-colored car.
97. I want to buy a Vespa.
98. My favorite food is Lasagna
99, I drink about a gallon of milk ever day or two.
100. I can't thiink of a last thing to write.