Behind Blue Eyes' Blurty

Glossop week
oh yeah...

how cool was that? Well i think Very comes to mind...

Monday

Got there and met my billet... he is "Head Prefect" or school captain of his school, Kane Leckie. Managed to fit all 4 of my bags (2 being full of goalkeeping equipment) and 2 of Daniel Moons into an Astra... There we were... 3 big dude squeezed into a small car... and compacted by the shit which we elected to bring incase we might wish to wear them...

The first night was you know... a time which we met and greeted each other... we went to maccas... and i realised that I was staying with a family who was LOADED!!! Before we left... we had a short hit of tennis on their court... which was surrounded by FLOODLIGHTS!!! WTF??? A FULLY CONCRETED AND PAINTED COURT WITH LIGHTS... So he just goes... "Oh, you guys dont have to pay... I will" so we're like "Ok..." We were there... and then out of the blue... a whole bunch of people and their billets just rocked up and we're like "Cool" that eased the tension by having familiar people around... say that reminds me of something funny I saw at maccas there... You know the Big Brother Eye logo... This extremely overweight chick wanders in with a very tight top sporting the big brother logo streched across her extremely large and ugly chest... Well anyway The Logo didnt look at all like Big brother... It looked like the bad boy was extremely upset and frowning... Reminds me of an episode of the Simpsons where homer tries to pull a pair of shorts onto his ass to go swimming.. there is a smiley face motif on the arse... so when he pulls it on... the smily face turns into a frown... its heaps funny

After Maccas we went to Kates... The people from Mount hung out and the people from Glossop hung out... was alright... a bit boring though.

Anyway all that aside we went alright...

Tuesday

we watched soccer... was kinda bored shitless at that... Then there was a host and billets barbie at Lake Bonney... The Grass there is sooooooooooo bad... I was knocked over by someone playing footy... I got a SPLINTER IN MY PINKIE!!!I had to tear open a heap if my finger just to get it out... Thank god Gemma Goodman has a 1st aid kit with her and I could get a bandaid... Food was crap and entertainment was crap...

Then tuesday night the debate... The Topic was Single Sex schools are better than Co-Educational schools...I think the Glossop team had the better arguments... yet they lost out... to Troy Roulstone, Jackie Rochow and a Year 8 chick...

That night we went to a party... It was meant to be at Steves but when we rocked up there, steve said "Nah, ts at some other dudes place" (BTW STEVE IS A FUCKING LEGE!!!) Rocked up there... Ben and I were just hanging around... Didnt drink anything... it was a BYO type event...

besides... it was on a TUESDAY!!! We just hung out watched the WOGs (I dont think they were aqctually wogs but acted like they just came from the set of Fat Pizza) Then we watched a bunch of dickheads bong on in Surras car... Its funny you know... Neil is a Dickhead... and he was billeted with a Dickhead... serves him right... anyway Yeah the party was pretty boring... not much happening... Got home around 12:30ish

Wednesday

played hockey... I reckon I had a fairly good match, Gorringe reckons that it was the highlight of the whole exchange... Anyway, youd be amazed how many people can change their Stances with you on how you play sport... I think I did a few slide tackles... which are an offensive way of saving by running and sliding on your side at the guy with the ball... I managed to hit the guy hard enough to flip him over my body and actually hurt him... I blame the turf... anyway You'll hear more about stances later in the post...

Then I hung out with tom and his Billet... Theyve got a fairly cool group of friends including a dude who looks like dave mustaine... (The singer/lead guitarist of metal band MegaDeth) We ended up paying out a grunge/hippie/non-conforming type chick who was worried about a few bottles killing DOLPHINS... sorry but I didnt know dolphins were land dwelling animals... but then again... Look there flies a flock of pigs!!!

Gotta love Softball... Mounts team had mostly slim nicely proportioned sexy chicks playing... and Glossops had heaps of overwight people who couldnt JUMP to catch a ball...

That night there was basketball... was kinda boring... but I had fun talking to Warrick McGinty About his not wasting hs natural talent... (Hes in year 8 and has to duck in order to walk through doors at school) And I also snorted some candy sugar shit in a tube that was sold at the canteen there... My left eye was bloodshot apparently. That night there was a car accident with some people and their billets...

That night also there was a Do at Steves place... man hes cool... He and Cameron Maxwell were going to make pancakes... but first the crashers had to leave... One dude asked me "Do ya choof?" fuckhead... anyway... Kale and Ben went and smoked that dicks pot... I just hung around the fire. with everyone else... people were complimenting me on my game in hockey and stuff... (Still not upto my point on stances yet...) Some idiot threw a cigarette lighter into the bonfire which exploded and threw coals flying everywhere... luckily noone was acually hurt because it was mostly empty... then 2 other idiots decided to do it as well... the last containing a lot of butane gas making a huge fucking fireball... some people are total dickwits...

So people left and then the good ones were left... Hanging around the fire were Kale, Kane, Rebecca, Alice and I... Rebecca was going on about how much she wanted to go out with Kale as a joke... That was rather funny... it was a good night at steves... Think we got home about 1ish that night...

Thursday

The day everyone was looking forward to... The last day of events, the social and the coup de gras, THE AFTER PARTY!!!

First off was netball... not bad for a perve... plenty of upskirt action... Alan, Jay... One word for you... RORIKON!!!

Then Football... We spent our time in the "Canteen" at the middle school campus... Moony was selected to be special guest Tipster for the weekends footy action in Riverland... Funny you know... he didnt know what the teams were... Neither did I let alone 95%-100% of the people from Mount Gambier so he was just given a list of teams...

We went to the social... wogboys were DJing for it.. playing only rap and techno... the closest thing to rock n roll they played was a chick singing Seven Nation Army to doof doof and Red Hot Chili Peppers being severely mutilated... with doof doof... faggots...

Anyway after cleaning up the place... School captains were meant to do it... Camo and I tagged along... coz Camo was staying at steves... Did I mention how cool he is? Camo found $5 on the floor...

We rocked up at the After party... (Here we go... my bit about stances I was warning you about) I rock up there... Neil is sitting there with his group... and he goes "SPONG YOU FUCKIN LEGEND!!!" he then proceeds to tell everyone about how good-a-goalie I am (Hes was visibly drunk) He then goes "So, ya driking tonight?" I was like "Well, if I can scab something, Ill drink it..." so he hands me his damn Johnnie and Cola... I was like Ok... sure whatever... Looked at it for a moment and thought "what the hey..." It was only half a can... A bit later in the night, he came up and gave me a full one and another half empty one... some chick stole the full one... I was tempted to chase her down coz she was kinda drunk and see if I could you know... get with her... using a lame excuse such as "If you want it so badly, Ill share it with you" and follw her around... see where it went from there... anyway I didnt... so bad luck for me eh? According to Ben I was "Hyper"... what would he know... He was stoned anyway...

We left for home at 2:30am... we had to leave nice and early in the morning... needless to say plenty of people were in a fairly bad way in the morning... I was fine... just tired due to late nights all week... So there you go, the first Party/drinking occasion Ive been to, and drank alcoholic beverages

And Jess... no fatal first piss mate...

Spong

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