Behind Blue Eyes' Blurty

Fucked dreams are made of these...
ever have a fucked dream? thought so... That tends to happen when youre a computer or the internet... you dont dream do you? no you dont...

If youre a reader... Do you have fucked dreams? Mine was fucked... Ill tell ya about it... be warned its pretty fucked...

*****************************************FUCKED DREAM WARNING**********************************************

Ok here goes...

The beginning of this dream escapes me... Basically I found myself on an island... Except its not an "Island" island... Its green and white... Its raised about 100 metres off the sea... The Island has white cliffs and lush long green grass... Im on the island with a male friend... (Theyre male because thats the only thing I can really remember abotu them... their masculinity) So here we are... and we decide to peer over the cliff and down below we see a pair of SCUBA divers... I say something along the lines of "I reckon I could do that" so we jump from the cliffs and hit the water... Under the water I am instantly transofrmed and I find myself in a Wetsuit and goggles and a SCUBA on my back so we decided to swim... we are swimming along, me and this guy... and we find ourselves in an underwater cave... (This is the kind of Underwater cave you see on a Travel television show... beautiful amounts of light streaming though a large tunnel, illuminating virtually everything in this cave... colours everywhere... So we are swimming through this cave/tunnel when I decide that enough and go to surface... I find myself in RUSSIA!!! WTF? Why would I be in Russia? SO now IM in russia... Me and the 2 divers and my male friend... WE boost a car and hoon around like a mob of dickheads... You knwo the type of people who driver down commercial street yelling at people on the footpath... driving around... By this time Im feeling rather randy... so I decide to buy some condoms... but I dont have $$$ so I decide to knock some off... I go into a "General store" type setup... Except because its midnight the family running the store is asleep... I manage to get in the door though... The store is dark and the shopkeeper comes out rather sleepily... shes dressedin a rather western nightgown... Regardles of this shes pretty hot... I ask for some condoms... follow her THROUGH HER HOUSE (apparently the store is at the back so people must go though the house to buy shit) I end up grabbing a few boxes on the way out after I pay for the one she offers me... (I cant really remember it but I get the incling that I may have stolen some more at different stores...) ok so now Im horny but have no one to fuck so I put one of the condoms on... the difference between Australian Frangers and Russian Dingers is that russian ones dont have the ring on the bottom of the shaft that most ones do (according to my dream) also this one is brown and flavour/fragranceless... whatever... I end up gettign so horny, I put my dick in the holes of a chain link fence and fuck that...

The rest of the dream escapes me... but whatever who cares... I FUCKED A CHAIN LINK FUCKING FENCE!!!!

Over and out

-Spong

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